you make friends with it!

then it takes a ****ing ton of it to get you drunk!

i dont trust it me

when i was 14 i got drunk off 3 pints of beer, now it takes a ****ing ****load to get pissed, ANNOYANCE.

i mean, i just nailed a bottle and a half of wine and half a bottle of vodka and i'm only a bit tipsy.

booze sucks, i need to sue.

post you booze tales.

that is some mindbusting stuff right there man.

Sure you're not drunk.

well i might be a bit drunk, but i could be AT LEAST having double the buzz i'm feeling now.

i dont even have the lack of hand eye coordination or numbness.

this isnt drunk, this is mild annebiation or however you spell it.

I drank about 3/4's of a 26-oz of rum in the last hour. mixing about 1/4 pepsi and 3/4 rum. i'm feelin pretty ****in good right now, but i wont be tomorrow. lol

hurry up and catch up, *****!

its 2am and i ran out, on the bright side, i was less drunk last night.

BUT TOMORROW

PREPARE YOURSELF LIVER

i'm gonna buy 6 liters of weapons grade white cider.

if you were a real man you'd have provisions a-plenty in your domicile. or you'd kill someone with an apple core for some more. whichever sounds best to you.

its because i'm just getting drunk because earlier on i was gonna go out and get drunk

but i didnt

so i had to drink with a huge distance between myself and the booze shop

therefore i am partly drunk

but TOMORROW

i am gonna be so wrecked i wont be able to see properly

6 liters of weapons grade cider

a ton of MDMA

and a little bit of green

and maybe some other harsh stuff if i can find it!!!

I've always wondered why people drink to get drunk...

quick short story...

University friends 21st birthday, his parents own a couple of hotel's (in other words he's loaded)

One of the hotel's is set aside for his 21st party, 30+ friends from university turn up (mostly rowing club), we can stay for 2 nights at no cost, everything provided free, very nice hotel 3 or 4 star.

Free bar for the whole of the night of the party

I go through 10+ glasses of port and 2 pints of stella... then lost count mid-way through the night of anything else. (should point out that i'm ~5'9", 65kg - 143lbs)

I go back to my room on the third floor, manage to get to the third floor fine, don't know how, but then dropped my glasses,

At this point, pissed off my head, with very dim lighting in the hall, I can't see more than 2 feet in front of me, I start crawling up and down the hallway trying to find my glasses.

A couple of my lovely university friends are watching me do this for what they say was over half an hour till I eventually found them. They even got me on camera, bumping into walls with my head, at no point did they let me know they were there. f***ers :p

They then followed me back to my room and proceeded to smear my face with toothpaste after I had fallen asleep.

My nephew's christening was the following day at 11am and I had an hour drive to get home...that following morning was not pretty.

hahaha

reminds me of the last night of leeds 05 for some weird reason

i passed out in my chair at 8am, then vomited in my sleep on the floor (luckily)

then i woke up 5 minutes later tied up.

after i freed myself, i spent the next hour wishing death and cancer on all my friends at the top of my lungs


i guess thats what happens when you drink an obscene amount over 4 days

Your alcohol tolerance level has increased by 1.

dont mock

i loved being a lightweight, it cost next to nothing to get drunk

now i need to pay loads

This is why I will never drink. I couldn't stand being that....plastered and out of control.

I still think Spe should focus his money towards joining a gym rather than booze. He can get a buzz off of running 5 miles or so. >.>

but the sober buzz is so boring...

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]you make friends with it!

then it takes a ****ing ton of it to get you drunk!

i dont trust it me

when i was 14 i got drunk off 3 pints of beer, now it takes a ****ing ****load to get pissed, ANNOYANCE.

i mean, i just nailed a bottle and a half of wine and half a bottle of vodka and i'm only a bit tipsy.

booze sucks, i need to sue.

post you booze tales.[/QUOTE]

Bacardi 151 $24

Drunkenness by the end of the second shot. Dead by the end of the 5th.

Ahh.... micro evolution. It's a beautiful thing. :p

(micro evolution a.k.a. adaption FYI)

I did three shots of that stuff in a couple of minutes after having about 12 drinks the previous 3 hours. ****ed me up. The only time I've thrown up and blacked out. I woke up naked in the shower the next day.

That's not microevolution. That's building up a tolerance.

Do you even know what evolution is?

I started drinking Mozart liquor in 2004 or so, and that's basically only thing from which I get my dozes of ethanol when I need it.

That and cough mixtures.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]dont mock

i loved being a lightweight, it cost next to nothing to get drunk

now i need to pay loads :([/QUOTE]
I used to be such a lightweight it was ridiculous. A night out would consist of £5 to get me into a gig/cheap club and £10 for 3 or 4 drinks, and I would be set.

Last night I had something in the region of 10 vodka and lemonades. Not a massive night by any standards, but my hangover has quite a presence right now. I'm working up the courage to pull some clothes on and go buy a couple of sausage sandwiches.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]you make friends with it!

then it takes a ****ing ton of it to get you drunk!

i dont trust it me

when i was 14 i got drunk off 3 pints of beer, now it takes a ****ing ****load to get pissed, ANNOYANCE.

i mean, i just nailed a bottle and a half of wine and half a bottle of vodka and i'm only a bit tipsy.

booze sucks, i need to sue.

post you booze tales.[/QUOTE]

wow. you are so cool. i don't know many people who can drink a bottle and half of wine and half of vodka. and feel only a BIT tipsy. you must be some kind of sorcerer.

haha poor maeve, i dont get hangovers anymore

and nitropenguin, the whole point of this thread is my frustration towards the fact that i used to love getting hammered off 4 pints.

now i can drink about 14 and keep going.

it sucks ***, i demand some miracle drug that resets my alcohol tolerance!

I haven't been plastered. The only time I got close was when I had 3 long Islands, 6 pints of beer in about 2 hours. On an empty stomach. Sucks being around 220. Although, no hangovers are nice:D

just stop drinking for a month, the tolerence will go away. maybe.


i just want to see you try and stop drinking for a month. :p

All i need is 8 or 10 shots of tequilas and i get drunk.

thats about £15 alone.

then i need ciggies and cola.

Thats about £20

£35 to get drunk, just so I can have fun for 2 hours, then walk home and go to bed alone?

Thats not even worth £3.50

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]
i dont trust it me[/QUOTE]

Judging from this sentence, I'd have to say you're drunk. Or pretending to be.

I downed about 8 or 9 beers yesterday afternoon. There's this Dionysus festival that the students association puts on, and the beer gardens are much enjoyed. Anyway, went from there to Wimpy's, had me a nice philly cheese steak, then proceeded to down a 1.5 litre bottle of wine. I'm told that I don't seem drunk for a while when I've had wine, then I'll just start saying ridiculous things out of the blue. Walking becomes quite a chore as well.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]haha poor maeve, i dont get hangovers anymore

and nitropenguin, the whole point of this thread is my frustration towards the fact that i used to love getting hammered off 4 pints.

now i can drink about 14 and keep going.

it sucks ***, i demand some miracle drug that resets my alcohol tolerance![/QUOTE]

It's called "Stop drinking for a month"

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]That's not microevolution. That's building up a tolerance.

Do you even know what evolution is?[/QUOTE]

Building up a tolerance is a form of adapting, is it not?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=microevolution

But it's not genetic. And it doesn't lead to new subspecies.

Liquor all the way! <3

+ shotglass
+ lighter
+ glass of beer

well spe, you could always just get a new liver and start over

spe are you fat? Because people in hot**** shape get drunk faster. Start pushing and you might knock a few pints off.

No. Microevolution is the process by which certain specie's traits become adapted to their environment over a several generations through natural selection. For instance, if it was to a bird's advantage to have a bigger beak, the birds with big beaks would survive and the ones with small beaks wouldn't. The big beaked parents will have more big beaked chicks. The individual creature doesn't change.

Breading is a form of microevolution, but with unnatural selection.

You need a beerbong

If this becomes an evolution thread, don't blame me.