I re-wrote the Hail Mary to the Hail BSG.

"Heil BSG, full of awesome, the monkey is with you. Blessed art thou among tall people, and blessed is the fruit of thy works; awesome models. Unholy Kirby, father of cool, model for us talentless now and at the hour of our emersion from geekdom into the real world, Awoman."



I also rewrote the Lord's Prayer to something like "Our Dud, who art in Maryland..."

So, uh...yeah.

Blasphemyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Rejoice! For the lord forgives!

God knows Zloc_Vergo is sterile

That would be the last time I ever trust Reid with one of my secrets.

At least I didn't tell them about your stds...

Ah, my son, I thank you for spreading my word to the gentile.

The Gospel of Zloc.

...In the Book of Nailface

Reminds me of that old song, "Gory, Gory, What A Hell Of A Way To Die"...

As it was said in the third chapter of the book of Zloc:

"And in the year six after the second millenium after a guy who dies on a cross was born, a midget's awesomeness shall be realized. He shall give birth to the ultimate midget, however, and it shall be feet first, so that he may experience true pain. And then, at the moment of the baby's leaving of the womb, all pain will cease to exist. And this midget will be the most awesome creture alive. More awesome than Bilbo Baggins, more awesome than his oldest midget ancestor commonly refferred to as 'God's Big Toe on His Left Foot'. And barely more awesome than the midget who carried him for 9 months, the BSG."

And then in the fourth chapter:

"In the year of the BSG, God looked down upon his little work of art sadly. The midget had no awesome weapons, nothing to impose his coolness with upon other people. And then, on the eighth day of Creation, God said 'LET THERE BE SHOTGUNS!' And afterwards, he looked upon earth and he saw this, and it was good."

yea.....

Yeah...

*chick-chick*
Shotgun Christ.

I will never listen to this, at it is a direct contradiction to The Gospel of Chuck Norris

Yea is acceptable too.

Dictionary.com definition

What is this "dictionary" you speak of, and why does it contridict my divine will? In any case, you forgot to capitalize, so I still feel my post was justified.

In this case, you win. Next time, I wan't make any spleling errors!

-I am well aware that "spelling" is wrong.

Don't worry... everyone goes to hell by default since we're all born into sin so you don't need to worry about going to hell for doing what you did because you are already going there

you're going to hell anyway

someone is a tad bit lonely, aren't you satan?

ATHEISTS HAVE NO EYES

And apparently they wear...whatever the hell that's supposed to be. A bath towel, I think?

damn, atheists are scary.

...

BSG?

Brandon St. Germaine
That's Me

HERESY
NO ONE CAN BE THE BSG

Teehee

Damn... soon we'll have a religion with a 13 year old and a midget (awesome one though) for leaders. o.O

YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE

*clap clap clap*

:p

In scotland we had a different version:

"Johnny Jumped a thousand feet without a parachute.

And he aint gonna jump no mor-or-ore!"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

"They scraped him off the runway like a pound of strawberry jam."

How does "Tall Person Jep" sound to you? By tall, I mean taller than the midget of awesome. You can be our runner up leader, after me.

I thought BSG stood for Battlestar Galactica.

I'm a dork.

Yeah, you are.

And it's not just "BSG". He's so awesome, we refer to him as "The BSG."

Your post was a sentence fragment that misused an ellipsis. Somehow I doubt it was justified.