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Rasputin lives on, or at least a part of him does.
2004-06-16, 9:27 AM #1
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_14-6-2004_pg9_9

*shudder*

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2004-06-16, 9:29 AM #2
11 inches? pfft. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-06-16, 9:31 AM #3
I have an article with a picture my friend sent me...

If you want it, IM me. I'm not going to post it here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
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2004-06-16, 9:46 AM #4
I feel like I'm going to vomit.

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2004-06-16, 9:53 AM #5
That's... useful [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-16, 9:56 AM #6
Brian- You should see the pic... Come on.
Let me post it. Pleeeeeaaassseee!

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
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2004-06-16, 9:59 AM #7
11 inches? Oh he took something, that ain't right.

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2004-06-16, 9:59 AM #8
Quoted from a more graphic link dud sent me...

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said. </font>




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2004-06-16, 10:23 AM #9
That's disgusting.

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2004-06-16, 10:42 AM #10
REQUEST DENIED.

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2004-06-16, 10:49 AM #11
hahahaha

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2004-06-16, 10:51 AM #12
I only care about my own

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2004-06-16, 10:51 AM #13
Nuts.

You know you want to see it. Your curiosity is going to take the better of you some day...!

YOU'LL REGRET THIS!

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
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2004-06-16, 11:00 AM #14
If you want to see it, search "Rasputin's penis" on Google.

Truly disturbing.

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2004-06-16, 2:58 PM #15
What is people's obsession with large things, it just makes it harder to fit.

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2004-06-16, 3:03 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
That's... useful [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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if I see that, I know im not going to want to click

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2004-06-16, 3:22 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
Nuts.


</font>


GOOD CHOICE OF WORD!


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2004-06-16, 3:35 PM #18
^Ha ha...that's what I was thinking!^

On the subject...

o_0

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2004-06-16, 3:46 PM #19
11 inches... that's quite hefty.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-16, 9:10 PM #20
i just had to give in to curiosity...

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2004-06-16, 9:30 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
REQUEST DENIED.

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Darn, I found a funny one. This fine *** looking blonde is literally staring at it. You gotta wonder whats going through her head. If you dont believe me I'll send the link to the Yahoo news story.

I read this last week on another site. The thread was titled "New evidance shows that Rasputin was black"

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-17, 1:50 PM #22
That's the link I found, Thrawn.

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2004-06-17, 2:19 PM #23
Okay, now what the ****?

Wrong, just... wrong.

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2004-06-17, 6:57 PM #24
Oh god.......horrendous....

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2004-06-17, 7:06 PM #25
It's like a Pringles can in a jar.

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2004-06-17, 7:38 PM #26
Lol it looks like a frizzled up carrot

*dodges flying objects*

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2004-06-17, 10:30 PM #27
I don't understand the line of thought leading up to this even happening.

So someone in Russia finds a dead body in a river wrapped in a carpet and instead of "let's alert the authorities," they think, "wow, look at that! let's cut it off and pickle it."

?
2004-06-17, 11:01 PM #28
Relic veneration anyone?

"Napoleon's penis is but a small 'pod'".. this cracks me up so much.. pod! pod pod pod!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

[Think Willow. Peck! Peck Peck Peck Peck Peck!]

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[This message has been edited by Dormouse (edited June 18, 2004).]
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