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Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a ding-dong!

2006-04-10, 11:30 AM #1

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Post other memorable utterences, quotes, and catch phrases of the like!

一个大西瓜

2006-04-10, 11:39 AM #2

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Leelu Dallas Mooltee pass!

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-04-10, 11:43 AM #3

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

"I'm a leaf on the wind"

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-04-10, 11:56 AM #4

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

I know what that is and exactly where it comes from. BUT HOW CAN I PROVE IT

2006-04-10, 11:57 AM #5

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

SKI BA BOP BA DA BOP
BA BOP BA DA BOP
SKI BA BOP BA DA BOP

I'M THE SCATMAN

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-04-10, 12:00 PM #6

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

<3 FGR

"I fool so feelish, I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get."

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2006-04-10, 12:02 PM #7

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

WTF?

Pissed Off?

2006-04-10, 12:04 PM #8

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Well a-wob-bob-a-hula
Rock-a-hula-rock-a-hula luau, luau, luau, luau
A-wham-bamma-lamma
Shanga langa langa langa luau, luau, luau, luau
Rah rah Rydell
Whama lamma lamma lamma rock-a-hula-luau! Wow!

nope.

2006-04-10, 12:31 PM #9

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

****-a-doodle-doo!

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2006-04-10, 12:40 PM #10

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

Stuff

2006-04-10, 12:57 PM #11

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

"ha ha ha, you son of a *****..."

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-04-10, 12:59 PM #12

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

DOMO
ARIGATO
MR
ROBOTO!

DOMO
ARIGATO
MR
ROBOTO!

DOMO
ARIGATO
MR
ROBOTO!

DOMO
ARIGATO
MR
ROBOTO!

DOMO
ARIGATO
MR
ROBOTO!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-04-10, 1:00 PM #13

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

OMQ, ALL kAPS!!! KIKCBANKLIEN!!111

...

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-04-10, 1:11 PM #14

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

"'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond size of a testicle. But I got my hands on a couple."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2006-04-10, 1:12 PM #15

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

"You gonna dance with your hand on my *** all night, or are you gonna make your move?"

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-04-10, 1:12 PM #16

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

oh, and...

"Don't hate me, Mike. I'm just the messenger."
"Well give a message to Mr. Rooney for me."

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-04-10, 1:27 PM #17

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you, Tyrone! Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2006-04-10, 1:37 PM #18

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

"That is a tasty burger!"

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-04-10, 1:45 PM #19

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

For those of you who don't know what the [title] is from, it's from the same origin as "Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock!"

一个大西瓜

2006-04-10, 1:46 PM #20

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

Round and Round!
What comes around goes around,
we'll tell you why.

...

Ratt never tells us why.

2006-04-10, 1:48 PM #21

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

"This is real ****."
"It's good ****, right?"
"It's **** ****! This **** isn't worth ****! Anyone caught on the street with this **** will get killed."
"This is real ****."

2006-04-10, 1:53 PM #22

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

"My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys."

nope.

2006-04-11, 3:20 PM #23

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by djwguitarman:

"'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond size of a testicle. But I got my hands on a couple."

...

of INVITES!

2006-04-11, 3:21 PM #24

Blood Asp

Something Witty

Posts: 1,286

"Show me potato salad!"

Current Maps | Newest Map

2006-04-11, 3:44 PM #25

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD (etc)

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2006-04-11, 5:48 PM #26

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

f*** YOUR COUCH!

2006-04-11, 9:10 PM #27

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Quote:

-I've... never killed a man.
-I beg your pardon?
-I said I never killed a man.
-I didn't ask if you had.
-You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
-And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
-I would say thats a big ****ing qualification...excuse me, a very important qualification.
-No one's ever said that before.
-Have you ever asked?
-No.
-You should.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-04-13, 9:41 AM #28

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never
Never fight over you