...cause I'm really down. nuff said.

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Why have you forsaken me?"

errr... *tickles*?

*shrug*

I'm not good at this!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Don't worry, be tinky.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

is that a picture of you?

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Why have you forsaken me?"

No, that would be RiViN. I don't have the body to pull off that look.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

You could fill out that top a little better than Riv does, though.

Thank you very ****ing much for reviving dead nightmares... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

A little?

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

I will post a joke here for you that I read somewhere...

A family of five is sitting down to have a nice dinner together, a man and his wife and their two daughters and son. Dinner was going nice and as planned when the oldest daughter asked her dad "Daddy, Why did you name me Rose?"

"Well, sweetie, when you were born me and mommy brought you home and as we walked in a rose petal fell from the mantle and landed on your forehead."

This sparked the attention of the other kids so the second daughter asks "Then Daddy, Why did you name me Robin?"

The father replies, “Well Robin, when you were lying in your crib as a baby, a little robin flew in through your window, landed, and sang to you.”

Finally, the son chimed in “Dahhhh buh fer ha blah foo pbtpbt.”
Dad shouted out “Shut up, Cinder block!”

You could read up on Rasputin...

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free mp3 ~Jump - Young America

new album Between the Dim and the Dark available now

http://www.funny.com

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nytfyre m0d || f33l t3h p0w3r || t3h l0st c0gz || OMF > *

speaking of jokes, did you hear that scientists discovered recently that persistant problems with diahriah (I'm sure I spelled that wrong) are hereditary...

It runs in the genes.

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Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin
http://www.writings-emag.net The next big thing since individually wrapped cheese slices (coming soon).

lolomgwtfbbq thats AWESOME@!

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Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

>>The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

My final exam was oral French. That ought to cheer anyone up. Now I am suffering from the post-traumatic stress syndrome. Can't sleep at night, my hands shake, can't eat. And I think in French. That's the worst part. Since you're down at the moment, I give you the right to laugh (anyone other than Potato caught laughing will be shot by Bob, the new inhabitant in my head since Tuesday)

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No signature for you.

Hey, who gave you permission to use my picture?

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."