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Tom Cruise
2006-04-18, 7:25 PM #1
I guess Katie had the baby last tues, or today who knows, and etc, but apparently Tom Cruise mentioned in a GQ magazine that he wanted to eat the placenta when the baby was born?!?

Erm....yeaaa....first he's crazy and second...yeah...he's crazy...who agrees?

Thoughts? Comments?
2006-04-18, 7:26 PM #2
One time I punched Tom Cruise.
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2006-04-18, 7:26 PM #3
One time I photographed Tracer punching Tom Cruise.
2006-04-18, 7:26 PM #4
I heard that on the radio. Scarry. :eek:
Pissed Off?
2006-04-18, 7:27 PM #5
good actor, cwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy person
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2006-04-18, 7:28 PM #6
turns out the placenta thing was a joke that some in the UK media published as serious (at least I saw an article online that claimed this)

yet I still think he's a nut job, he is a sceintologist you know.
2006-04-18, 7:28 PM #7
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
2006-04-18, 7:37 PM #8
One time I videotaped Thrawn yelling "I love this woman!"
2006-04-18, 7:38 PM #9
Tom Cruise is a wackjob.
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2006-04-18, 7:39 PM #10
Originally posted by TSM_Bguitar:
yet I still think he's a nut job, he is a sceintologist you know.

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D E A T H
2006-04-18, 7:45 PM #11
He's a scientologist therefore he's a wackjob.
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2006-04-18, 7:45 PM #12
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Placenta
2006-04-18, 8:04 PM #13
Tom Cruise is a DREAM BOAT! :o

*swoon*

.. :confused:

I mean, he's CAAWWRRAZZEEYY
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2006-04-18, 8:27 PM #14
yeah just like Tofu put, supposedly people eat it cuz its nutritious *run for your livessss*

prob. takes like chicken! *bada bing!* im here all week..no jk

i saw diff. news sources mentioning it online, cuz i heard about it on the radio here so i had to see if it was true, all I know is that I wouldnt put it past the guy, oh and they named their daughter Suri, dunno what it means.

Katie, Placenta eating Tom, and Suri..what a family :rolleyes: Poor kid, doesnt even know whats coming,a ll the scientology meetings and what have u...
2006-04-18, 8:40 PM #15
He's a jackass, but I still like his movies a lot
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2006-04-18, 8:54 PM #16
I don't think he is crazy but he is a sceintologist which explains alot.
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2006-04-18, 8:58 PM #17
I associate scientologists with crazy foos so, yeah, he's a nutjob.
2006-04-18, 9:03 PM #18
Anyone who could possibly believe the steaming pile of horse**** that is scientology is either insane, stupid, or rich. I'm leaning towards insane.
2006-04-18, 9:04 PM #19
80's Tom cruise was cool, but now.... nut job
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2006-04-18, 9:25 PM #20
I think, that like Michael Jackson, fame and money have gone to his head.

Tom Cruise is now a poor, misguided soul who suffers from height envy.


Being a scientologist isn't a basis for thinking one is crazy.

Lots of christians are crazy too.


Hell, every "religion" has crazy people.
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2006-04-18, 9:27 PM #21
Originally posted by ore_sama:
I think, that like Michael Jackson, fame and money have gone to his head.

Tom Cruise is now a poor, misguided soul who suffers from height envy.


Being a scientologist isn't a basis for thinking one is crazy.

Lots of christians are crazy too.


Hell, every "religion" has crazy people.



WOW! the N00b hit the nail on the head.

You're 100% correct. Welcome to mathathee
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2006-04-18, 9:41 PM #22
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
prob. takes like chicken! *bada bing!* im here all week..no jk


actually, apparently it tastes like beef. that wikibooks link is ****in gross.
2006-04-18, 10:02 PM #23
The name Katie and Tom picked for their baby,Suri , is supposed
to mean princess or something like that in Hebrew but in Japanese it means pickpocket.
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2006-04-18, 11:17 PM #24
Oh, can we please get over Tom Cruise already?
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2006-04-18, 11:43 PM #25
I think it's funny now after like 40 people on the poll, no one has stated "tom cruise is sane"
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2006-04-19, 12:11 AM #26
Originally posted by Poll:
Tom Cruise is sane.... 0 0%


My, who would've guessed that?
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2006-04-19, 12:15 AM #27
lol right veger!

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupid=100669533&Mytoken=5E68AE14-BD8B-59F4-4ED0A3370A59930623490182


for those with myspace who might not particularly like the guy

I admit yeah i like his movies, but the guys goooone, but unlike oprah meaning it as "in love" i mean it like "insane"
2006-04-19, 12:21 AM #28
Originally posted by ore_sama:
Being a scientologist isn't a basis for thinking one is crazy.


Except for the fact that no sane person would see anything that doesn't sound like absolute bull in that "religion."

Tom has become one of the most obnoxious, self-centered, gullible and just overall ridiculous things I have ever seen. You can't look at him and not help but think that the reason why scientology is so important to him is because he's in his own permanent la-laland from letting his acting go to his head. Reality is messed up for him, it's the only way you could actually become so highly involved is such a moronic thing as scientology.
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2006-04-19, 7:21 AM #29
Reminded me of this:

[http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051017l.jpg]
nope.
2006-04-19, 7:46 AM #30
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
prob. takes like chicken! *bada bing!* im here all week..no jk
And by "chicken" you mean it tastes like blood. A big sac of blood.

Tom Cruise was probably being serious. Because he's Tom Cruise. That man is out of his damn mind. He's like Michael Jackson if he was swallowed by someone with a good haircut. If Tom Cruise said he was going to eat the placenta, he's already eaten it. Hell, he's probably sacrificed the child to his fell god. It's Tom Cruise.
2006-04-19, 7:59 AM #31
Originally posted by ore_sama:
Being a scientologist isn't a basis for thinking one is crazy.
Obviously you don't know enough about scientology.

I'll break it down for you.

Scientologists believe that, billions of years ago, there was an evil Emperor named Xenu who ruled over a distant galaxy. Xenu's galaxy was becoming overpopulated, so he had a whole bunch of his subjects frozen and shipped to Earth in spaceships that look like DC-8s with rocket engines.

When they got to Earth, Xenu's spaceship dumped them all into volcanos. But then their bodies died, and then their souls rose up to the sky. But Xenu was prepared for this, and built giant soul-catchers to catch the souls. Then he took the souls to massive re-education centres Xenu built on Earth and taught the souls to believe in things like Jesus and ghosts.

Then the souls were released, where they eventually entered primordial men. And these alien souls - or "body thetans", as those crazy and gullible idiots call them - are responsible for all of our modern-day psychological problems.

(THIS IS NOT PARODY. THIS IS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE. I AM NOT EMBELLISHING ANY OF THESE DETAILS, THEY BELIEVE THIS INCLUDING THE PART ABOUT THE DC-8s)

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Hell, every "religion" has crazy people.
Most celebrities don't make their religion a matter of public record in some sort of insane membership drive. Christianity's representatives are missionaries and the pope. Scientology's best representative is a man who is functionally retarded. You do the math.
2006-04-19, 8:06 AM #32
The real question here is: who the **** really cares about Tom Cruise anyways?
2006-04-19, 8:22 AM #33
Originally posted by ore_sama:
I think, that like Michael Jackson, fame and money have gone to his head.


Michael Jackson's issues stem from other things.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-19, 8:37 AM #34
Yea..he' pretty crazy
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2006-04-19, 9:00 AM #35
I know scientology it weird, and I don't get how people could believe it...but whatever. I honestly don't care what he believes and as long as he doesn't try to convert me to it, he can have his aliens.
And it just means something for everyone else to make fun of.

It's just as wacked out as a lot of these people http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/cults1.html
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2006-04-19, 9:02 AM #36
I also heard he was messing around with a sonograph machine..
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