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All of the enjoyable, intoxicating effects of alcohol without unpleasant side-effects
2006-04-18, 8:30 PM #1
Synthehol

At least, an interesting idea for it. I guess time will only tell rather it's truly possible.
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2006-04-18, 8:32 PM #2
No more hangovers would be pretty sweet.
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2006-04-18, 8:34 PM #3
You can get the same effect by drinking in a hypobaric chamber. Drunk off one beer, and once you leave the chamber, well, you've only drank one beer so you can instantly sober up and not have a hangover.

I can't vouch for how safe this would be though.
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2006-04-18, 9:15 PM #4
lol, Professor Nutt.
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2006-04-18, 9:35 PM #5
Or people could just stop drinking so much altogether?

British females for one. They're gonna regret it when they're middle aged.
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2006-04-18, 9:50 PM #6
I'd prefer not to drink, as I like my judgment and don't desire to impare it. :p
2006-04-18, 10:02 PM #7
HREFA.
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PROGRESFOR NUTT IS RIGHT

iwant hangoverfgree booze.
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2006-04-18, 10:22 PM #8
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
lol, Professor Nutt.


Yeah, sadly that's like the first thing I noticed, haha
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2006-04-19, 12:57 PM #9
Finally, science benefits humanity.
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2006-04-19, 1:10 PM #10
Just how many of the unpleasant effects are we talking about eliminating here? Does this mean there'll be no upper limit on the number of drinks you can have before vomiting? Does it mean that a very small person like me can get infinitely drunk (or at least so drunk that I'm no longer able to get a glass to my mouth) with no consequences for my health, apart from injuries sustained when I find a way to trip over my own neck?
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2006-04-19, 6:16 PM #11
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]Just how many of the unpleasant effects are we talking about eliminating here? Does this mean there'll be no upper limit on the number of drinks you can have before vomiting? Does it mean that a very small person like me can get infinitely drunk (or at least so drunk that I'm no longer able to get a glass to my mouth) with no consequences for my health, apart from injuries sustained when I find a way to trip over my own neck?[/QUOTE]No.

The only difference is that you'd sober up faster.

The world governments aren't going to legalize anything like this, though. You aren't talking about a naturally-occuring chemical that can very easily be called "food", like alcohol or caffeine. You're talking about an artificial and deliberate psychoactive chemical additive.
2006-04-19, 6:19 PM #12
Originally posted by Echoman:
Finally, science benefits humanity.


...wrote Echoman on his computer. :p
2006-04-19, 6:20 PM #13
Originally posted by Echoman:
Finally, science benefits humanity.

So the stuff Jonas Salk made wasn't considered science... :p
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2006-04-19, 6:43 PM #14
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
So the stuff Jonas Salk made wasn't considered science... :p


Or it didn't benefit humanity... :em321:
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