Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Dead Man's Chest...
Dead Man's Chest...
2006-04-22, 8:57 PM #1
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/

I cant wait to see it. Im also pumped cuz they are revamping the Pirates of the Carribean ride here in Orlando, I think in Cali as well and dunno if any other disney spot. Regardless I always loved the ride I'mso curious what they are gonna do, I hope they update it all. Anywho cant wait to see the new movie Johnny Depp rox (great actor)
2006-04-22, 9:02 PM #2
Yup. Hope it doesn't suck.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-04-22, 11:14 PM #3
This movie and X3 are the two I'm most looking forward too in the near future.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-23, 12:54 AM #4
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum"

I rest my case.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-04-23, 1:21 AM #5
I don't trust sequels
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2006-04-23, 2:14 AM #6
Are the sequels coming out almost back to back?
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-04-23, 4:27 AM #7
Originally posted by lassev:
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum"

I rest my case.


"10 grubby finger's and a live girl's chest,
Yo-ho-ho, those feel soft!"
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-04-23, 4:56 AM #8
Yo-ho-yo-ho, a pirates life for meeee.

Hell yea, I can't wait, Pirates of the Caribeans was one of my favorite movies. I'm a true pirate fanboy. Yarrrg!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-23, 6:20 AM #9
From the trailer, they make Jack seem like a pansy. All he does is run away from people.

I'm sure the movie will be great though.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-04-23, 6:23 AM #10
The whole fighting in that big giant rolling wheel thing looks really crappy though... Well can't be as bad as sneaking underwater with a canoe like in the first one lol
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-23, 7:33 AM #11
I really didn't like the original, and I really don't have any support to back that opinion up. I just didn't like it. No clue why, because I'm definetly a pirates fanatic, like all men should be.

I think it may have been the overly cheesey storyline. I could have fallen asleep, considering I knew EXACTLY what was going to happen, and it took a while for them to get to the good parts.

That, and it's aparent that the movie was designed for the ladies in a few parts. Very aparent.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-04-23, 8:10 AM #12
Originally posted by Avenger:
This movie and X3 are the two I'm most looking forward too in the near future.


And, IMO, Depp and Jackman make both movies (series, rather) watchable.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-04-23, 8:27 AM #13
The first movie entertained me, but I didn't care for the curse that made the bad pirates immortal, which was a huge plot element. I would have preferred a pirate story with a little more edge and almost none of the supernatural; however, this is a Disney movie. What's the point of a swordfight between two immortal pirates?

I'll still see the second one. I liked Jack Sparrow. He's funny.
2006-04-23, 3:42 PM #14
I was laughing when I saw the previews where they have him roasting like a pig over the fire and he's trying to blow it out lol

Johnny Depp is awesome he makes any movie great. (and no its not cuz he's good looking, I think he's one of the true talents in Hollywood) He can actually act!
2006-04-23, 4:35 PM #15
Originally posted by Spook:
And, IMO, Depp and Jackman make both movies (series, rather) watchable.


Yes, Jackman with such great movies as "Van Helsing" and "Swordfish" not to mention "Kate and Leopold" with Meg Ryan. Jackman was only good in X-Men (wll X-Men was only good one listed) and he didn't make it great.

But the scene in X2 where he runs around killing all the soldiers in the mansion was the best part of the movie. :D
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-04-23, 4:45 PM #16
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
I was laughing when I saw the previews where they have him roasting like a pig over the fire and he's trying to blow it out lol


Didn't Han Solo already do this? Copycat. :p
2006-04-23, 5:11 PM #17
But he is good looking, I'll admit.
And this has frikkin Cthulhu in it. How can you say no?

-Yes, I know it's Davey Jones. But that just adds a whole level of coolness, because, hey, a demonic entity with oceanic mythological ties? How is that not Mr. Tentacles O'Malley?
2006-04-24, 11:36 AM #18
[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/Deadman/f44f5ae5.jpg]
2006-04-24, 11:39 AM #19
LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-04-24, 11:39 AM #20
Originally posted by Deadman:
LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!



If I had a dollar for every time I heard that... :gbk:
.
2006-04-24, 11:44 AM #21
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Yes, Jackman with such great movies as "Van Helsing" and "Swordfish" not to mention "Kate and Leopold" with Meg Ryan. Jackman was only good in X-Men (wll X-Men was only good one listed) and he didn't make it great.

But the scene in X2 where he runs around killing all the soldiers in the mansion was the best part of the movie. :D



That's why he said series, so as not to dredge up those other movies. :p ;)

And I agree, that was a badass scene.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-24, 11:57 AM #22
I liked Helsing. I wouldn't exactly out it up for movie of the century, but it was entertaining.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-04-24, 2:36 PM #23
Kate and Leopold was probably one of the few chick flicks I can enjoy.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-04-24, 2:46 PM #24
Originally posted by Avenger:
That's why he said series, so as not to dredge up those other movies. :p ;)

And I agree, that was a badass scene.


We must remember the terrible, horrible, awful, unspeakable, evil movies that actors make, either for a quick buck or because they are stuck in a contract. That makes the movies they are actually GOOD in that much better. You can not have Wolverine's badass character, standing at 6'2, being badass without looking at the Godawful character he played in Swordfish.

I mean look at the new trailer, there are explosions going on around him and he takes the time to smoke a cigar. That's just manly.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-04-24, 2:52 PM #25
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/

I cant wait to see it. Im also pumped cuz they are revamping the Pirates of the Carribean ride here in Orlando, I think in Cali as well and dunno if any other disney spot. Regardless I always loved the ride I'mso curious what they are gonna do, I hope they update it all. Anywho cant wait to see the new movie Johnny Depp rox (great actor)


What revamps were they planning? I was just there the other day and I didn't notice anything different with the ride (other then it only being a 10min wait).
"The solution is simple."
2006-04-24, 3:27 PM #26
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
What's the point of a swordfight between two immortal pirates?


beace it's more entertaining than a slam poetry contest between two immortal pirates.

but in reallity I wouldn't bother I'd let him stab me and walk off with his sword, but this is the movies.
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-04-24, 4:38 PM #27
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Are the sequels coming out almost back to back?


I believe so, but I don't know the release date of the third one.
2006-04-24, 4:49 PM #28
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Kate and Leopold was probably one of the few chick flicks I can enjoy.


I as well. I also thought Jackman was excellent in that.

So STFU THRAWN. :p
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-04-24, 5:02 PM #29
Originally posted by Echoman:
I don't trust sequels


Blade II disagrees.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-24, 11:44 PM #30
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Blade II disagrees.


As does Terminator 2. But you can't really hear them over the cacaphony of crap sequels.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-04-25, 12:10 AM #31
Clerks 2. :em321:

↑ Up to the top!