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Drunk
2006-04-24, 11:26 PM #1
Yeah... you know.... same old bill.... Drinking again.... Had quite a few pabst tonight. Why do I do this on a monday night?
>>untie shoes
2006-04-25, 4:08 AM #2
Didn't you quit drinking...or was that someone else here?
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2006-04-25, 4:29 AM #3
Originally posted by Bill:
Yeah... you know.... same old bill.... Drinking again.... Had quite a few pabst tonight. Why do I do this on a monday night?


Don't feel bad. I do it at least 4 nights a week and the I drink every night during finals.
2006-04-25, 7:45 AM #4
Nothing wrong with drinking on monday nights as long as its with friends. I had a few peebers last night as well. :)
2006-04-25, 9:34 AM #5
I take issue with the Pabst.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-25, 1:00 PM #6
Pabst brings on the schlitzes. I stay away from it as much as possible. Natty, Keystone, Corona, and Rolling Rock too.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-04-25, 3:52 PM #7
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
Pabst brings on the schlitzes. I stay away from it as much as possible. Natty, Keystone, Corona, and Rolling Rock too.

Yeah, except we're talking about beer here, not water. ;)
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 4:26 PM #8
Yoshi, drink 25 pabst in one night and then tell me it's water.
>>untie shoes
2006-04-25, 4:41 PM #9
Originally posted by Bill:
Yoshi, drink 25 pabst in one night and then tell me it's water.

I was referring to the Natty, Keystone, Rolling Rock, and Corona. Never had Pabst to be honest, but I should hope 30 of ANYTHING will get you drunk. :p
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 5:17 PM #10
Meh, the thing about beer is, its great to drink at night at parties, but even if you drink only one, the next morning you wake up crude.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-04-25, 5:43 PM #11
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Meh, the thing about beer is, its great to drink at night at parties, but even if you drink only one, the next morning you wake up crude.

Uh...no?

Learn2handleliquor.

I've gotten completely ****faced, puked, and woken up fine. Only had a hangover twice, and that was from complications involving cigarettes and beerbongs. Not a good combo.
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 6:40 PM #12
I find that I feel best if I've puked the night before, but as a matter of pride, I'd rather hold the booze.

I got myself quite hammered last night as well. I went to St. Veronus ("The Belgian Beer Temple") with a lady friend, then on to a martini joint called The Sapphire Room. There's nothing like getting sloshed off of $10, high octane drinks. It's fun to pretend that I'm rich sometimes.
2006-04-25, 6:41 PM #13
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Uh...no?

Learn2handleliquor.

I've gotten completely ****faced, puked, and woken up fine. Only had a hangover twice, and that was from complications involving cigarettes and beerbongs. Not a good combo.[/QUOTE]
EH...... You're just young.... Wait a few years.... drink more.... your hangovers will kill you.
>>untie shoes
2006-04-25, 6:47 PM #14
Originally posted by Bill:
EH...... You're just young.... Wait a few years.... drink more.... your hangovers will kill you.

The only time I had hangovers I didn't actually take a lot of liquor, just a lot at once. Like 12-15 shots worth at once, both times on an empty stomach.

And trust me, I've had quite a bit of liquor. ;)
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 6:50 PM #15
I never feel anything if I have less than half a bottle of hard liquor.

Although, I must say I usually don't. I puke rarely as is, which is good because I think the taste is disgusting.
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2006-04-25, 6:58 PM #16
Originally posted by Homicide:
I never feel anything if I have less than half a bottle of hard liquor.

Although, I must say I usually don't. I puke rarely as is, which is good because I think the taste is disgusting.

1) Half a bottle? That's...extremely ambiguous. Half a pint? Half a liter? Half a half gallon? Half a gallon?

2) If you can still taste your puke, you haven't had enough to drink. Rule of thumb.
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 7:05 PM #17
I feel just about the same when I wake up from a regular night as I do when I wake up from a drunken night. I feel ****ty either way.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-04-25, 7:11 PM #18
hahaha SF_Gold drinks? That would explain a lot.

"Hey guys, ima make a movie lolz" *chug*

*Massassi replies*

"stfu you assbastards, i'll show you!!" *chug*

*drunken attempt at googling how to make a movie*

*failure*
2006-04-25, 7:11 PM #19
In Italy, a bunch of moronic kids decided it would be smart to sneak out and go to a beach near the hotel so they could drink. They all bought a bunch of Bacardi Breezes or something. Anyway, some of them threw up after two or three. Most of them were piss drunk after two, and most of them that tried to drink more, couldn't. Those silly silly wannabe drunks. So my friend comes over, and he's a freaking tank. He drinks 15 beers. No word of a lie. He then walks back to the hotel, walks into the room and has an intelligent conversation. If his face wasn't red, you would have never known how much he drank. The kid is amazing. 15 beers and no throwing up, no dizzyness, no nothing. He was acting normal. The next day? No hang over. He woke up before all of us, took a shower and got breakfast. That's amazing. I think he might be a robot. If I wasn't there to see him do it all myself, I'd call me a liar. But it isn't a lie.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-04-25, 7:15 PM #20
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]In Italy, a bunch of moronic kids decided it would be smart to sneak out and go to a beach near the hotel so they could drink. They all bought a bunch of Bacardi Breezes or something. Anyway, some of them threw up after two or three. Most of them were piss drunk after two, and most of them that tried to drink more, couldn't. Those silly silly wannabe drunks. So my friend comes over, and he's a freaking tank. He drinks 15 beers. No word of a lie. He then walks back to the hotel, walks into the room and has an intelligent conversation. If his face wasn't red, you would have never known how much he drank. The kid is amazing. 15 beers and no throwing up, no dizzyness, no nothing. He was acting normal. The next day? No hang over. He woke up before all of us, took a shower and got breakfast. That's amazing. I think he might be a robot. If I wasn't there to see him do it all myself, I'd call me a liar. But it isn't a lie.[/QUOTE]
15 only? Well...I don't know how the beer in Italy is, so I can't really talk **** or anything, but I've had 12 beers and a few shots and still stayed coherent and balanced. Beer's hard to get drunk off of, and much more pleasant IMO. And it's all about size/timespan.

But that's just freaking pathetic that those kids got so drunk off a few. Seriously.
D E A T H
2006-04-25, 7:19 PM #21
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]In Italy, a bunch of moronic kids decided it would be smart to sneak out and go to a beach near the hotel so they could drink. They all bought a bunch of Bacardi Breezes or something. Anyway, some of them threw up after two or three. Most of them were piss drunk after two, and most of them that tried to drink more, couldn't. Those silly silly wannabe drunks. So my friend comes over, and he's a freaking tank. He drinks 15 beers. No word of a lie. He then walks back to the hotel, walks into the room and has an intelligent conversation. If his face wasn't red, you would have never known how much he drank. The kid is amazing. 15 beers and no throwing up, no dizzyness, no nothing. He was acting normal. The next day? No hang over. He woke up before all of us, took a shower and got breakfast. That's amazing. I think he might be a robot. If I wasn't there to see him do it all myself, I'd call me a liar. But it isn't a lie.[/QUOTE]

15 beers is nothing. I've had easily at least 100 beers before.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-04-25, 7:26 PM #22
I'll have a 12-pack just to wet my appetite.
2006-04-25, 7:43 PM #23
12 pack is a requirement of a mostly good party.

28 laurentides ftw
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-25, 7:48 PM #24
laurentide tablette OSTIE

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2006-04-25, 7:51 PM #25
Sajn's story reminds me of a story of when I was in Spain a month ago (Ironically enough, they had Bacardi Breezers there as well, and they are the weakest form of alcohol availabel. Taste like sprite. These are seriously worse than Smirnoff ***** waters). So anyhow, this school group comes in and it constists of 4 people: 2 asian guys, an asian girl, and a white girl all from Canada and all age 15. Me and my group of friends are steadily becoming Vanquished as we watch this group order a round of Sangria's (yes, the weak wine). One asian boy has half a cup of his sangria, and THROWS UP ON THE TABLE. HALF A CUP. HOLY GOD.

Some people make me want to throw them out of earths orbit. He interrupted me hitting on the Swedish bartender and she had to go clean it up. *****.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-04-25, 9:23 PM #26
Wowwwwwww I liek being durnk its funnnnnn

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2006-04-25, 9:27 PM #27
Originally posted by Bill:
EH...... You're just young.... Wait a few years.... drink more.... your hangovers will kill you.



Hydrate before and after you're done drinking. The worst of the hangover comes from being extremely dehydrated.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-25, 9:49 PM #28
If I'm just looking to get drunk I drink something cheap-- like 40 oz budweiser bottles.

After my first one, I'm still coherent, after my second one, I'm well on my way to getting drunk, and I'm totally there by three.
2006-04-25, 9:50 PM #29
Try three Steel Reseves. :p
Pissed Off?
2006-04-25, 9:59 PM #30
I can get drunk off four 250ml bottles of Vodka at a cost of like $10 (for the four-pack) in New Zealand.

You might think, "Hahaha, what a lightweight pansy!", but then you might realise that that's actually supremely awesome, because it's so freaking cheap for me to have a great night.

I miss drinking with my friends. :(
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2006-04-25, 11:10 PM #31
Zero to Drunk in 20 Dollars!
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-04-25, 11:36 PM #32
20? I can do it in $4.50
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-04-26, 5:29 AM #33
Ugh....bad memories of a case race.
2006-04-26, 5:42 AM #34
Just out of interest, what's the typical alcohol percentage for beers in the US? They're stereotyped here as pisswater and when you guys are talking about a dozen beers like they're nothing I'm wondering whether you're either:
A. owners of hardcore livers
B. your beers are actually half pints or something
or C. your beers are generally a lower percentage.
2006-04-26, 5:59 AM #35
6%-12% is beer, though there's 3-2 beer which you get at the grocery store. Never drank that stuff.
D E A T H
2006-04-26, 7:03 AM #36
Really!? The average lager or ale in the UK is around 5% alcohol by volume, with the stronger ones going up to maybe 8%. Above 10% sounds like it's practically wine!
2006-04-26, 7:09 AM #37
me and shintock are the only real beer-ers of this place. because we're not american.

TABLETTE
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-26, 7:12 AM #38
Eh. My tolerance seems to vary. I can finish half a fifth of tequila and some beer, walk home, not puke, and hangover free. I can polish off a twenty-four pack of beer.

Other nights, twelve beers gets me off-balance drunk (not quite stumbling, but getting off of a very cushy couch is really difficult). Eh. I can't explain it. I usually have something bready to eat beforehand.

The only time I've REALLY had a hangover was after my 21st birthday. I drank a lot of beer, drank a lot of liquor, puked, and then started sampling what everyone else had. In one night, I mixed my liquors and I had beer for liquor. That hangover lasted me all day.

But, then, it wouldn't have been a good 21st birthday party if it hadn't, now would it?

(Now, if only I could remember some of it)
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-04-26, 7:41 AM #39
Originally posted by Seb:
me and shintock are the only real beer-ers of this place. because we're not american.

TABLETTE


WIN.

Us Quebecois and the Brits as well. The rest of you pansies can enjoy your Coors Light.
2006-04-26, 8:34 AM #40
I'd take that challenge if I were in my beer drinking hay day.

Century Club, more beer after, no hangover.
Pissed Off?
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