My wife and I are supposed to be at the hospital at 6:00am tomorrow, and the baby should be delivered around 8:30 (C-section). My wife will then have a hysterectomy while everything is ... already open. Doctor's orders. We were told this would be our last child.

Anyhoo, I'll posts some pics tomorrow night or the next day sometime. Gotta go now, though. Still finishing work on the baby room!

Hope everything goes spectacularly.

Woohoo!

Congrats!

I hear Child birth is actually extremely easy, a slight squeeze, and one popping sound later, out comes a kid.

I really dont know what all the fuss is about. Women obviously cant handle pain :banned:

Btw, Call him/her Aeryn/Erin.

Such an awesome name!!!!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I hope it all goes well.

I hope your first thought when you see your newborn now is "CHEWBABY COMETH!"

oh teh irony

I hope your wildest dreams come true with the Chewbaby.

congradulations, I'll pray everything goes well.

*sends the good vibes*

Congratulations.

Doth thee know if it's a boy or a girl?

[Name it Shaun/Shona.]

Hope the C-Section goes ok.

I wish you the best -- I'm not a doctor..but you might want to get a second opinion on the hysterectomy -- it's kinda..permanent.

Personally, I hope the Chewbaby's wildest dreams come true.

aww hehe congrats...u might wanna wear something padded incase she claws u during birth lol

Congrats on the soon to be baby!

Seriously! I know a girl who just coughed and the kid popped right out

CONGRATS AND GOOD LUCK!!!!

Yikes. You may want to homeschool.

Congratulations!

if its your last, you can get the snip.

then random sex can happen whenever.

Congrats man. However namng your bab "Chewbaby" is like stealing Jepman's fire.

everyone should be named MacAteer.

When I have a Delphbaby, I'll let you guys know.

Same. Only the person I knew didn't know they were pregnant. Hell, they weren't even female!

Make sure to get some good placenta recipes from Cruise. (hehe, chewbaby....placenta...)

Good luck!

How many Massassian now have/ planning to have kids?

i might have one or two

same reason i have HIV

Spe! You should have told me before we...

err...

:em321:

Just a quick update:

Our baby boy is just fine (he's got big, fat, facial cheeks). However, there were a few complications with my wife's hysterectomy because of the previous C-section and a surgery she had back in '97. Anyway, without going into all of the gory details, the doctor took care of it (she's a great doctor), but my wife will have to stay in the hospital longer than we anticipated.

I left the camera at the hospital, so I'll post pics later.

Thanks for all the vibes!

Vegiemaster, that picture rocks!

KR2000, although Jep had the "Jepbaby" moniker first, someone else came up with "Chewbaby", not me. That was several months ago, though. Besides, I don't think it takes anything away from "Jepbaby". All Massassian babies will have to have similar monikers from now on.

[EDIT] I almost forgot! At birth, he was 9 pounds 7 ounces and 21 inches long! His name is Aarin (Ruth was SO close!)

*passes out cigars*

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Congrattymulations!

Any names yet?

Hope your wife gets better soon.

CONGRATS THAT'S FANTASTIC!!


[edit heh, never mind]

Congratulations my friend, and good luck! There are many years of happy youngling goodness ahead.

May the fur be with you!

Congrats. This is great news.

Chewbaby? Brilliant!

And congrats.

Marveloous!

/me wibbles for your hospitalised baby-dispenser / mobile breast unit

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]if its your last, you can get the snip.

then random sex can happen whenever.[/QUOTE]

That's stupid considering the problem is not with his reproductive organs but hers. What happens if they get divorced? He's just screwed?

because.... uhhh.... you took my post seriously and decided to rant about it?

hehe i just saw a bear stand up on tv and it has man nipples.