Yea so a friend of mine is going to Mexico for a week and I'm watching her cat, but only because its the coolest cat in the world. I never had a cat before, so I'm a noob to this (even though I know the basics of what I gotta do).

Anyway, I know there's a bunch of cat lovers here, so I thought I'd open the floor to comments/ tips I would never ever think of in my life. And feel free to post your cat I guess.

let it outside 22 hours a day, give it some food, pet it occasionally.

cats are independent.

Let it play in the road.

don't let it sleep on your face

He cant go outside, or he'll just run away I'm told.

And "occasional" petting wont happen. I've spent the night at my friends house, pretty much because I was too drunk to drive home, and woken up at like 5AM with him laying on my throat, purring and wanting attention.

I swear that post was not there 3 minutes before mine...

Buy some cat nip, it's funny.

thats why i'd never have a cat... if a cat woke me up at 5am wanting attention i'd throw it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]thats why i'd never have a cat... if a cat woke me up at 5am wanting attention i'd throw it.[/QUOTE]

And come back to you wanting attention. When I was 10 my neighbor's cat use to stalk me wanting to play, so I'd throw it over the fence and into the side of my neighbors house. It never hurt it, cause I couldn't throw worth crap and I was throwing it over a fence that was taller than me.

Anyway the cat would just come right back to me.

You should smoke it out too.

EAT IT

SHAVE IT!

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi] EAT IT [/QUOTE]
DAMMIT, I WAS BEATEN TO IT!

in that case...

Send it on a Jihad!

i meant against a wall, not just a general throw.

Shaving the cat sounds oddly arrousing.

WE MUST KILL THE INFIDEL MICE

I have a few people who travel regularly and pay me to pet sit while they are out of town. It's a pretty easy gig and it pays really well.

Once my cat was sleeping next to my head. Well, it spontaniously slapped me in the face several times. This action left small pinpricks on the side of my face. This made me angry, so I chased it into another room and kicked it. It went flying into on of the legs on a TV table thingy. The cat sort of hit the leg, spun around it, landed and went FLYING into the other room. It preceded to run all the house. Was pretty funny. >.>

I used to "cat-sit" my friend’s cats over Christmas (his family went to Scotland for Christmas) up until a couple of years ago after I started university.

They had two cats from the same litter, one was really adventurous (niki) and I'd have to wait around for hours for it to come back so I could feed it and put it in for the night, not that I held that against niki, I liked her the best.

Niki would often follow me home when I let her out in the morning (I lived about 200 meters down the road), problem is I have two dogs, which don't like cats :p , still niki kept doing it

The other cat (mini) always wanted attention and would mostly hang around the house or in the close neighbourhood and would almost always be there waiting to be let in and would keep me company while I waited for the other one.

Mini died about a year ago although niki is still alive and well and I often see her around when I'm back home...she still follows me home if I go and say hello.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi] EAT IT [/QUOTE]

Some sound advice, Mr. Asian Man, but unfortunately my friend who owns the cat assured me that if anything like that happened to this cat, she would cut off my nuts, my roommates nuts, and I'm sure if she found out that it was based on your suggestion, she'd hunt you down and claim your nuts too.

Should I still eat him?

Sounds kinky.

Do it.

I dont think you understand the seriousness of the situation. Your nuts would be gone. That would mean no future little Yoshi's running around...

On second thought, maybe I should do it to do the world a favor.

Cats love straws.

Cut off the whiskers and put food in front of it.

The only cat I would sit is the Old School Cat.

OMG SO CUTE.

I want a kitty so much.

I've heard that there is a lot of cat eating in Mexico these days...

What's that other word for cat? I know it has something to do with where "Puss 'n Boots" got his name from in Shrek...but for the life of me...




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Capt`B is clever.

Whatever you do, don't let Thrawn near your cat!

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