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The Truth For Youth!

2006-04-26, 10:23 PM #1

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Powerful, full-color comics that are packed with the absolute truth.

Sweet!

2006-04-26, 10:24 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

wow. is that really supposed to help?

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-04-26, 10:24 PM #3

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

You americans always seem to find ways to scare me. Geez.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-04-26, 10:33 PM #4

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

@ the end of the pornography comic:

"Meanwhile, what about you, son? Are you okay? Did you see things that have hurt you?"

"I-I tried not to look -- But -- well -- I keep seein' them in my head and -- "

"Let's Pray! -- And Protect and Purify my son's heart and mind, Lord!"

You probably know what I'd say, so it doesn't need commentary.

2006-04-26, 10:44 PM #5

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

The Rock Music one is my favorite, its funny.

2006-04-26, 10:54 PM #6

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Originally posted by -Monoxide-:

The Rock Music one is my favorite, its funny.

agreed..

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The OSC Empire
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2006-04-26, 10:58 PM #7

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

The evolution one is funny. Evolution is racist.

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2006-04-26, 11:35 PM #8

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

freakin rediculous.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2006-04-26, 11:49 PM #9

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

[http://www.chick.com/tractimages20358/0046/0046_02.gif]

[http://www.chick.com/tractimages20358/0046/0046_03.gif]

Later...

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[http://www.chick.com/tractimages20358/0046/0046_11.gif]

Jack Chick is awesome.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

2006-04-27, 12:26 AM #10

Masq

Posts: 1,001

[quote=The Testimonals Section]This young man from Columbus, GA received a Truth For Youth Bible, read the comic on Rock Music, went home and threw all of his "Spice Girl" posters and CD's in the trash![/quote] [http://www.truthforyouth.com/images/tessavedspice.jpg]

[http://www.truthforyouth.com/images/tessavedspice.jpg]

Maybe it's not all bad. :p

2006-04-27, 2:13 AM #11

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

er, please tell me this site is a joke?

Cos i'm laughing my arse off.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-04-27, 3:32 AM #12

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

[http://www.truthforyouth.com/images/tesgang.jpg]

Cause all gang-bangers have the Bible.

Or you know, are photoshopped in.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-04-27, 4:05 AM #13

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

"our father god has given us a whole book of loving 'parental controls'"

<3

2006-04-27, 4:50 AM #14

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Bugger me that was hilarious!

2006-04-27, 6:02 AM #15

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Martyn:

Bugger me...

OK!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-04-27, 8:00 AM #16

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

"Oh no! A wacky creationist! And I thought you were so rational!"

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2006-04-27, 8:13 AM #17

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Ah, the not-so-stuble jab at Marilyn Manson.

幻術

2006-04-27, 8:14 AM #18

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

That's hilarious stuff. I skimmed over the abortion one.

Although I never cared for comics in general, I'm going to read all of the Truth for Youth!.

2006-04-27, 8:39 AM #19

Lord Kuat

The quick for you!

Posts: 2,177

Gnaaaaaa, my eyes, they bleed!

2006-04-27, 8:47 AM #20

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

hahaha here we go with the porous condoms again. what a load of bull.

hilarious.

2006-04-27, 9:49 AM #21

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

I love the "facts" and "statistics" they use.

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2006-04-27, 10:36 AM #22

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

ROFLMAO!!

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2006-04-27, 10:49 AM #23

Pedro T Hutt

Registered User

Posts: 939

Oh dear, I've seen this on another forum a while ago. It's so blindly biased it's funny... not to mention the awful dialogue.

Seishun da!

2006-04-27, 10:55 AM #24

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

dammit, with so much truth out, natural selection won't work just as well!

"NAILFACE" - spe

2006-04-27, 11:42 AM #25

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

The crappiness of the art leads me to hope that that's a joke.

2006-04-27, 5:14 PM #26

Numenor King

King of Westernesse

Posts: 440

the dialouge pains me. I couldn't read much, it hurts too much.

“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton

2006-04-27, 5:27 PM #27

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Oh god...I've just given up all hope for humanity.

2006-04-27, 5:27 PM #28

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

So it's ok to be gay as long as you...wait, wtf? I totally didn't get that comic..

And yeah, I find this..odd, kinda of funny.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-04-27, 5:28 PM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

It's hilarious!

2006-04-27, 5:33 PM #30

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Also, I'm clicking on the evolution one now...

Is it VERY one-sided and going to make me hate the guy who made it because of it's bias?

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-04-27, 5:42 PM #31

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

If that was supposed to be serious, I hate the guy now. That was very biased and close-minded. I haven't shut off the possibility of evolution, and hell, it IS happening.

Bleh..it was so stupid it's funny, but what's sad is that's EXACTLY what all Christian people who are so overboard like that sound like.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-04-27, 5:48 PM #32

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

It's not a joke. :p

2006-04-27, 5:50 PM #33

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

You couldn't tell it was serious?

Oh that just makes it even more funny.

2006-04-28, 5:43 AM #34

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Ugh.

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-04-28, 8:39 AM #35

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Couldn't you consider comics a sin-filled form of media?

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2006-04-28, 10:33 AM #36

Grant

Arrest this man!

Posts: 1,029

lol, the one about homosexuality is funny.

"When I was gay 30 years ago..."

They make it seem like its a choice, and if you turn straight and ask god to fogive you you won't go to hell... lol, it's great.

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