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Physics Party
2006-05-02, 12:37 PM #1
http://quark.physics.uwo.ca/~harwood/humor12.htm

*sob* I'm such a nerd... :(
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2006-05-02, 12:45 PM #2
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Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.


Heh, I liked that one.
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2006-05-02, 1:02 PM #3
funny :p
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Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
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2006-05-02, 1:23 PM #4
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Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.


awesome, Hilbert gets far too little love ^_^
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2006-05-02, 2:04 PM #5
I liked the Thomspon reference (and also the Heisenberg, but JB beat me to it :p )
2006-05-02, 2:36 PM #6
I understood some but they weren't funny. They were just lame. Maybe I need to grow a more accepting funny bone. :/
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2006-05-02, 5:56 PM #7
Cauchy always thinks he's less than everybody.

Ha ha Cauchy's Inequality. Get it? Get it?
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2006-05-02, 6:01 PM #8
The Tesla and Oppenheimer ones were pretty funny.

-"Oppenheimer got bombed."
2006-05-02, 7:55 PM #9
I agree that
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Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
is the cleverest one, just because it used the most terms and had TWO people in it :p
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2006-05-02, 9:31 PM #10
I say we should make up our own to add to the list! For example


Hawking was just radiant, but sucked the fun out of everything.

Robert Brown came, but just seemed to wander around randomly the whole time.

Rutherford kept splitting up conversations, but seemed rather neutral about it.

Euler just acted naturally.

Everyone who talked with Bernoulli found it to be very uplifting.

Schrodinger seemed to be everywhere at once.

Focault kept circling the room slowly.

Kirchoff spent most his time mediating the debate between Ohm and Ampere


God I'm so sorry.
Stuff
2006-05-02, 9:35 PM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
Robert Brown came, but just seemed to wander around randomly the whole time.


Those were pretty funny, but damn this one struck a funny nerve on me or something.
2006-05-02, 10:18 PM #12
Originally posted by Zell:
I understood some but they weren't funny. They were just lame. Maybe I need to grow a more accepting funny bone. :/


Or maybe know who these people are?
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2006-05-02, 10:31 PM #13
Haha, I got a good laugh out of it. And yes; to understand it, you actually have to know who the people are. :p

Oppenheimer got bombed. :D

de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
2006-05-02, 10:53 PM #14
I LOL'd at this one.

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Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
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2006-05-02, 11:03 PM #15
Gauss's mood always flucutated especially near Coulomb.

Maxwell was always changing Ampere's stories around.
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2006-05-02, 11:22 PM #16
Originally posted by kyle90:
Focault kept circling the room slowly.

Kirchoff spent most his time mediating the debate between Ohm and Ampere


i love you. those two are definitely electrician jokes.

Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.

Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.

Faraday had quite a capacity for food.

heee hee
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2006-05-03, 7:52 AM #17
I don't think I see Dmitri Mendeleev there. Probably because he isn't really a physicist.

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I say we should make up our own to add to the list! For example


How about Röntgen?

Röntgen was quite x-cited about being at the party.

I suck at this. :(
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2006-05-04, 9:45 AM #18
I went into a chem room that I'd never been to before today and there were science joke bumper stickers all over the wall. Some highlights:

Kinetic Energy Has No Potential

Be Sure To Wave To Scrödinger

Be Discrete - Use Quanta
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2006-05-04, 12:42 PM #19
Originally posted by kyle90:
Everyone who talked with Bernoulli found it to be very uplifting.


which one?
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2006-05-04, 12:47 PM #20
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
I went into a chem room that I'd never been to before today and there were science joke bumper stickers all over the wall. Some highlights:

Kinetic Energy Has No Potential

Be Sure To Wave To Scrödinger

Be Discrete - Use Quanta


Lame
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2006-05-04, 1:23 PM #21
Thevenin and Norton had different ideas on how to make the party smaller.
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2006-05-04, 1:47 PM #22
This site has more of them

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Chadwick was handing out neutrons free of charge.
2006-05-04, 1:56 PM #23
Just came up with another one:

Backus and Naur were the two most annoying people there, always correcting everyone's grammar.
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2006-05-04, 2:10 PM #24
Cantor was obsessed with a bit of dust he found on the floor.
Stuff
2006-05-04, 2:11 PM #25
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
Thevenin and Norton had different ideas on how to make the party smaller.


because Norton just wanted to go with the flow.
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