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2006-05-05, 10:41 AM #1

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html

strange... very... strange....

Pie.

2006-05-05, 10:42 AM #2

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

Why doesn't he just buy one? They can't be that expensive.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2006-05-05, 10:43 AM #3

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

"People might say it's relatively harmless... But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

Hahaha.

2006-05-05, 11:00 AM #4

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

What he does with a consenting womanikin is none of anyone's business.

:em321:

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2006-05-05, 11:01 AM #5

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

That's just odd.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-05, 11:02 AM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Quote:

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

More like Michael Plentyhorse...ing around!

..

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2006-05-05, 11:31 AM #7

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

...that manequin has nipples.

>.>

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-05-05, 11:32 AM #8

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I KNEW IT! I knew she was cheating on me.

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2006-05-05, 12:48 PM #9

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Um. Just to be sure, has anyone talked to/ seen GBK recently?

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2006-05-05, 12:48 PM #10

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Hahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!

Pissed Off?

2006-05-05, 1:18 PM #11

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

oh and....

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Pie.

2006-05-05, 1:31 PM #12

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Quote:

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

wtf

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2006-05-05, 1:38 PM #13

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

LOL... Plentyhorse... what a name

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-05, 1:38 PM #14

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

hey, he abused that manequin! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR MANEQUINS!!111

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-05-05, 2:13 PM #15

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Echoman:

Um. Just to be sure, has anyone talked to/ seen GBK recently?

Masterstroke!

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2006-05-05, 2:32 PM #16

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

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Lots of mannequins have nipples.

2006-05-05, 3:00 PM #17

DesertPike

Fish out of the water

Posts: 514

Pretty safe to say then when people find out who this guy is he wont be getting the real thing EVAR

The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.

2006-05-05, 3:07 PM #18

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by DesertPike:

Pretty safe to say then when people find out who this guy is he wont be getting the real thing EVAR

Good thing for him the date rape drug exists.

:eek:

...what? Was that is really bad taste? :p

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-05, 3:56 PM #19

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I'd say so, yeah.

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2006-05-05, 4:04 PM #20

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Quote:

There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

2006-05-05, 5:31 PM #21

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

oo...err

LOL!1oneZZ

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-05, 6:24 PM #22

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Wait, so when I.... with that statue.... I thought it was only rape if they say "no"?

Crap.

Stuff

2006-05-05, 6:41 PM #23

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Originally posted by Freelancer:

wtf

He was in a public place with his pants around his ankles, that's indecent exposure. Also the mannequin could push sexual assault charges...

Also this sort of fetish is not uncommon, he was hardly the first male ever to partake in some hand to gland combat over a plastic likeness of a female body. He was just stupid enough to do it in public.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2006-05-05, 9:14 PM #24

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

-1 for humanity.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-05-05, 9:19 PM #25

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

More like -1 for mannequins

2006-05-05, 10:11 PM #26

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

now come on.. teh manequins need lovin too.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-05-06, 3:50 AM #27

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

Yeah, why hasn't anybody asked her how she feels about all this?

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-05-06, 6:19 AM #28

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

He wasn't having sex with the Mannequin, it tried to do thing with him and he was wrestling it to the ground, I swear! Ask the Doctor!

[Random Tidbit [Hehe] - In Britain it's illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see a Mannequin naked.]

nope.

2006-05-06, 1:33 PM #29

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Spork:

He was in a public place with his pants around his ankles, that's indecent exposure. Also the mannequin could push sexual assault charges...

I hope you're not talking from self experience...

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-06, 3:31 PM #30

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

now come on.. teh manequins need lovin too.

but they gotta PAY!

No wait, thats fat girls.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-06, 3:49 PM #31

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Originally posted by Baconfish:

[Random Tidbit [Hehe] - In Britain it's illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see a Mannequin naked.]

haha, who gets charged? The boy or the mannequin?

2006-05-06, 4:51 PM #32

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

The mannequin is in the clear beause the guy was 18.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-06, 5:07 PM #33

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Originally posted by DesertPike:

Pretty safe to say then when people find out who this guy is he wont be getting the real thing EVAR

Well, if ever in prison, he may get something. BIG :em321:

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2006-05-06, 5:31 PM #34

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

lol

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2006-05-06, 5:57 PM #35

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

oh i get it. the soap thing. lolol

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-06, 6:28 PM #36

The MAZZTer

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Posts: 6,095

I'd think someone who's 18 would know better... maybe he was high or drunk. Or, more likely, it was a stupid dare or something.

2006-05-06, 11:05 PM #37

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

There are 18 year olds here who wouldn't know better or are that desperate.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-07, 12:09 PM #38

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

One thing I don't get is... did the kid drill a hole in the mannequin first before proceeding to "place his snake in the garden" or did he just rub his nub against the hard plastic pelvis?

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-07, 2:50 PM #39

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Originally posted by SavageX378:

One thing I don't get is... did the kid drill a hole in the mannequin first before proceeding to "place his snake in the garden" or did he just rub his nub against the hard plastic pelvis?

I assumed he was giving it the five-finger salute...

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2006-05-07, 4:36 PM #40

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

Friend of mine supposedly did something like this on a dare and his friends got it on tape.

The mannequin is still in his basement, he claims.

I had a blog. It sucked.