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No pants day!
2006-05-05, 11:08 AM #1
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party....I mean lack of pants party.

That's right. Today, May the 5th, is No Pants Day. So who's honouring this most sacred of days? I can't, unfortunately :( . My grandparents are coming up, and it's fairly cool out anyway. But that doesn't stop the rest of you, so free yourselves!
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2006-05-05, 11:10 AM #2
Hmm. See, right now, the only thing I am wearing is pants, sew... :em321:
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2006-05-05, 11:14 AM #3
NO PANTS DAY

/ME TAKES OFF PANTS
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2006-05-05, 11:14 AM #4
Why don't people warn us about these things in advance so that we can plan fun activities to celebrate?
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2006-05-05, 11:18 AM #5
People should tell us in advance considering its 7PM RIGHT NOW! :mad:
nope.
2006-05-05, 11:26 AM #6
Today's Cinco de Mayo. Don't cramp on another party day's style.
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2006-05-05, 11:28 AM #7
uhh... I think they'd frown on that at work.
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2006-05-05, 11:55 AM #8
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2006-05-05, 12:21 PM #9
Originally posted by Avenger:
Today's Cinco de Mayo. Don't cramp on another party day's style.


I think that the casting off of pants can only make Cinco de Mayo better :) .
2006-05-05, 12:46 PM #10
How do these days get started...
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2006-05-05, 12:48 PM #11
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
I think that the casting off of pants can only make Cinco de Mayo better :) .


No doubt. The subtlty of my comment, however, is that if you make No Pants Day a day that is not already a party day, you get an extra party day. See how that works? :p
Pissed Off?
2006-05-05, 12:55 PM #12
Hmmm, seems they weren't very clever picking the day, indeed. No matter. I'll have my own pantsless celebration later. Everyone mark August 26 on your calendar as the unofficial no pants day. I'm going to set aside my best pair of boxers, and a 24 of ale.
2006-05-05, 12:57 PM #13
See, that's perfect. There's no official day to party in August.
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2006-05-05, 12:58 PM #14
pfft. but my birthday's in August. besides, by the 26th, it's starting to get a bit cold in some areas... How about in July instead?
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2006-05-05, 1:03 PM #15
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
pfft. but my birthday's in August.


damn straight! party for teh LEOS
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2006-05-05, 1:07 PM #16
Suck that you live up where it gets cold in August, Sarn. :p
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2006-05-05, 1:09 PM #17
Originally posted by Avenger:
No doubt. The subtlty of my comment, however, is that if you make No Pants Day a day that is not already a party day, you get an extra party day. See how that works? :p



if you read the site, you would know that No Pants Day is always the first friday of may, which this year happens to be Cinco de Mayo. next year, we'll have friday AND saturday in which to party.
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2006-05-05, 1:10 PM #18
Well it's not exactly cold yet... It's just starting to get cold towards the end of August.
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2006-05-05, 1:40 PM #19
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party....I mean lack of pants party.

That's right. Today, May the 5th, is No Pants Day. So who's honouring this most sacred of days? I can't, unfortunately :( . My grandparents are coming up, and it's fairly cool out anyway. But that doesn't stop the rest of you, so free yourselves!


Ugh...that just came to me in my last class today, I was going to go home and make a thread about it :(
2006-05-05, 3:07 PM #20
Today is also kodomo no hi.
2006-05-05, 3:56 PM #21
When I'm with my GF, everyday is no pants day. :em321:
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2006-05-05, 3:58 PM #22
You should spend some more time taking into consideration whether or not your Guardian Force is comfortable around you with no pants on.
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2006-05-05, 4:00 PM #23
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
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2006-05-05, 5:14 PM #24
Maybe he has the kind that don't wear pants either.
2006-05-05, 5:17 PM #25
History of No Pants Day (from memory):

Celebrated in Austin, Texass mainly. It's fitting. Some believe it's the origin there. Other say it came from Europe 20 years ago as a tradition.
2006-05-05, 5:17 PM #26
I dont want the neighbours to see my pitiful bulge :(
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
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2006-05-05, 5:21 PM #27
Well as far as bulges go, it's not No Sock day, if you catch my drift :em321:
2006-05-05, 5:24 PM #28
Sorry ol boy i dont follow... :confused:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-05, 5:26 PM #29
(he's saying you can use a rolled up sock in your shorts to simulate a bulge)
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2006-05-05, 5:28 PM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
(he's saying you can use a rolled up sock in your shorts to simulate a bulge)


Why would someone need to do that? >.>
2006-05-05, 5:31 PM #31
well.. ruthy would need to obviously..

(he can't have such great looks, and be so awesome at editing *and* a nice package... There's only so much awesome one person can have.)
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2006-05-05, 5:33 PM #32
I PROUDLY SUPPORT THIS IDEA
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2006-05-05, 5:40 PM #33
But you're wearing shorts! Those are like mini-pants :p
2006-05-05, 5:42 PM #34
People should tell me this BEFORE 6:40 PM!!!!

That said, I am gladly wearing no pants!

But now it's cold. :(
2006-05-05, 5:52 PM #35
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2006-05-05, 6:02 PM #36
So if no pants day is on Cinco de Mayo, does that mean that Mexican revolutionaries didn't wear any pants? :em321:
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2006-05-05, 6:32 PM #37
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
So if no pants day is on Cinco de Mayo, does that mean that Mexican revolutionaries didn't wear any pants? :em321:


No Pants Day is on the first friday of May. Which happens to be May 5th or "Cinco de Mayo". Next year it's on May 4th.

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