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KnightRider poem released

2006-05-06, 8:58 AM #1

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

I finally got back a confirmation on my "award winning poem".

There once was a lad named James
He rose to the top and to fame
He got thrown in jail
And got kicked in his tail
And he never was the same

:confused:

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-05-06, 9:00 AM #2

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

poetry.com?

They bull**** me constantly for me 'wonderful poems'. Apparantly I've been published twenty some-odd times.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-05-06, 8:23 PM #3

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

That's really good, I'm proud of u How much money did u win????

2006-05-06, 9:06 PM #4

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

The hero of Canton...the man they call Jayne!

BTW, arn't your spose to be banned for a little while?

2006-05-06, 9:11 PM #5

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

KnightRider poem released Old Posted: 05-06-2006, 10:58 AM

Proscription list:
Posted: 05-06-2006, 04:00 PM
#40

KnightRider2000

anovis has no sense of time

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2006-05-06, 9:13 PM #6

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by genk:

KnightRider poem released Old Posted: 05-06-2006, 10:58 AM

Proscription list:
Posted: 05-06-2006, 04:00 PM
#40

KnightRider2000

anovis has no sense of time

tis why I'm still up this late.

2006-05-06, 10:01 PM #7

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Then let's write a poem about Knightrider being banned.

On these forums, there was once a guy
Who couldn't keep the excitement under his trouser's fly.
For his name was no other than KnightRider
And his crime was making his pants tighter.
Anytime he thought of his beloved gaming machine
He splashed his joy behind the screen.
Along with the silly thing he worships, *cough*his car*cough*
and his underdying love of the hairy body of David Hasselhoff,
Massassi had seen too much of this man,
And many had wondered where was the ban.
Atlast, in his attempt to be so very 1337,
He only made the Proscription List more complete.

The End.

I suck as a poet.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2006-05-07, 3:00 AM #8

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

KnightRider had poems on Massassi
Whose stanzas, he thought, were too classy
For the likes of the rest
Who thought it was best
That this line didn't fit in with the others.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2006-05-07, 3:37 AM #9

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Knightrider sucks hard
David Hasslehoff is gay
Knightrider likes him

Theres my haiku of the knightrider.

2006-05-07, 6:00 AM #10

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Rob:

Knightrider sucks hard
David Hasslehoff is gay
Knightrider likes him

Theres my haiku of the knightrider.

I lol'd.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-07, 8:30 AM #11

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

There once was a guy name Knight [rider]
I'm afraid his poem was ****e

:p

nope.