You pooped in your pants when you were little too. Knock yourself out.

You know, in soviet Russia, you dont pee in the shower....

You bleed in it.

LOL.

i've known people who do it.

I dont. Its disgusting.

I've known people who jerk off in the shower too.

I dont. Its disgusting.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

:p

Of course I pee in the shower.

Your urine is probably cleaner than most of the stuff you're washing off of yourself.

Woah... wait just one minute there, sport.... I didn't know there were people that DON'T jerk off in the shower....

What kind of a man are you, Ruth?

Sissy! :em321:

Jerking off in the shower is where it's at.

Don't have to worry about mess, at all. Or someone busting in on you, or anything.

Every single day. If you pee at the drain, nothing wrong comes from it at all. The water washes it all down, and the soap suds clean it, even if it wasn't rinsed off immediately by the shower water.

I also pee in the ocean when I scuba dive, and when I go swimming.

If the stuff uses the same drainage system, and the same cleaning mechanism, and it doesn't get on you, what's the problem?

oh yeah! ocean peeing = teh best

Peeing in the pool is a little gross. But only if there are other people around.

HAHAHa, reminds me of the pete and pete episode where they were trying to catch the person that kept pissing in the pool.

So they used "Wiwisee."

No, I do not.

This thread distrubs me.

I remember that episode.


As for peeing in the shower... that is pretty gross. My shower is a bit stopped up, though. So if I were to pee in the shower it would definately be all in my feet. That is just sick.

I dont, for the simple reason that it seems to amplify the smell somehow. Hardly what I want first thing in the morning, or if it lingers hardly what the people using the shower after me would like either. If I wanted a lung full of urine fumes I'd find an underpass somewhere.

Spork: It mingles with the steam and spreads faster.

I do all the aforementioned things in the shower. And shave. Simultaneously.

You know, this thread goes hand in hand with the "Do you sit in the shower thread."

Now lets see who said yes on both.

ok, so i lied.

I just had one.

But i dont urinate in the shower at least

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

You have made my day!

If the shower cleans itself after you pee in it, why do you still have to scrub it every so often (however long it is)?

It could very well still be there until you clean it yourself, whether or not you can see, smell, or taste it. It'll build up just like any other scum/dirt crap will.

Of course the real question here is, have you pissing on you self at school any time?

After all, your clothes are going to the washer, which uses the same plumbing. Why take that long walk down to the bathroom when you can just pee on yourself in your chair? Kill two birds with one stone (don't have to take that walk, and you won't have to pee anymore)

lol

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Depends on teh shower. If it's the shower back home, at a relative's house, or in a hotel, generally no. Otherwise, if it's a public shower, such as the one at college that I use everyday, then yes. It's justifiable if you consistently aim and hit for the drain!

Or for someone's feet. Teehee.

Or for your mouth lolol sorry I couldn't resist

Oh, you ***** *** ***** of a ***** **** with ***** *** ***** ****** and ******* ***** ******!

I wanted to post it!

Knightridermouth

Look! His teeth are already yellow as if stained with urine!

but..

have you ever peed...


on....


















a friend?


Edit: lol. just found this by accident
http://bemmu.blogspot.com/2006/03/girl-pees-on-ipod-nano-thinking-its.html
thinkin it's ....

I did actually. We were in toilet booths side by side and I peed on his boot.

I remember in the 5th grade during science camp, I was hiking up a hill during the rain and I had to go to the bathroom real bad. My left shoe was already soaked with water because I had a mistep while crossing a river earlier that day and I was wearing a black trash bag as a make-shift rain coat.

While hiking up the hill, I was trying my best not to wet myself but the changing altitude was too much for my pladder to bare so I lost control and peed down my left leg. My shoe was now full of river water AND piss! It was quite embarassing. Thankfully no one saw because of the trash bag but urine was squirting out of my shoe every time I stepped.

After the hike was over, I was able to go back to the cabin and change cloths but unfortunately shower time was later in the day so I had to go to a camp gathering with my pissed soaked shoes. It was very uncomfortable for the remainder of that day until shower time came.

I always Wii in the shower.

-Just realized nobody made the joke.

Mmkay.

I don't understand your logic. Pee is not gross when it's touching your insides, but it is when it touches your skin.

mmmmmmmmmk

I should get my friend on here to explain in detail how urine tastes depending on your level of activity the day before...

Now, who's taken a pee shower?

From their lover.

(and liked it)

I suppose you'd have no problem licking your feaces either?