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Your ugly face..

2006-05-09, 8:53 AM #1

Darth_biggs

Has an itchy posting finger

Posts: 287

Just curious

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2006-05-09, 8:57 AM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

nothing......yet

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-05-09, 8:58 AM #3

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Goat Tea

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-09, 9:02 AM #4

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I guess you could call what I have a full fledged beard.

But, my hair is light colored on my face for the most part. So the red sticks out real bad.

2006-05-09, 9:04 AM #5

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

i am so secksy. with my go tea! (not :gbk:

)

Pie.

2006-05-09, 9:10 AM #6

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

None. I can't grow facial hair.

I had a dream once where I had a beard. Nothing too much, just a nice covering. When I woke up, it was the biggest disappointment ever.

Ban Jin!
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2006-05-09, 9:15 AM #7

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Soul patch.

2006-05-09, 9:21 AM #8

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

technically nothing, but i hardlys shave, so half the time i have a horrid stubble

2006-05-09, 9:22 AM #9

Murc XIII

Get to know him!

Posts: 1,663

I really wish I could grow sideburns...

but alas, my facial hair is patchy and multicolored. So I don't.

2006-05-09, 9:31 AM #10

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

thankfully, none

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2006-05-09, 9:34 AM #11

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by maevie:

thankfully, none

Hair bleaching works well i take it.

:banned:

I got a full beard thing, but its more of a stubble beard.

And it doesnt connect to my tiny side burns

I'm a freak, obviously

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-09, 9:41 AM #12

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

I voted full beard but it's not really that, I can't grow a decent looking beard but I've got no good reason to shave so I just keep it trimmed so basiclay I have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow.

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2006-05-09, 9:41 AM #13

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

I've done goatees, mustaches, chops, and full-fledged beards in the past...but currently, the military has this whole "uniform look through minimizing the lack of hair on your head and no facial hair unless you're non-con forces" idea. Oh well.

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2006-05-09, 9:49 AM #14

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I'm sporting a full beard right now, and I will as long as the Sharks are in the playoffs.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-09, 10:18 AM #15

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

I keep it clean shaved.

2006-05-09, 10:32 AM #16

Masq

Posts: 1,001

i'm currently "attempting" a goatee, which means i'm both busy and lazy lately, so i thought i'd see if i could get away with it.

it's coming in calico, cracks me up but maybe i'm looking like the creepy man on the bus who winks at you.

this is not The Desired Result.

2006-05-09, 11:17 AM #17

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

Got a goatee, attempting a moustache.

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2006-05-09, 11:43 AM #18

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by djwguitarman:

I voted full beard but it's not really that, I can't grow a decent looking beard but I've got no good reason to shave so I just keep it trimmed so basiclay I have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow.

ditto.

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2006-05-09, 1:41 PM #19

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

I voted goatee although I technically only grow a mustache and chin hair. I sadly can't grow anymore than that because of my damn asian blood!

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2006-05-09, 2:26 PM #20

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

yeh, asian blood sucks.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-09, 2:48 PM #21

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I've got a bit of colored hair on my upper lip that's noticable in the right lighting (not very long), and just found about 10 significant hairs on my chin.

Puberty's great.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-09, 3:25 PM #22

Sol

Orbited by Three Question Marks

Posts: 2,443

Originally posted by djwguitarman:

I voted full beard but it's not really that, I can't grow a decent looking beard but I've got no good reason to shave so I just keep it trimmed so basiclay I have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow.

Same deal. I like it actually. With my buzzed head, it works well. :p

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2006-05-09, 3:39 PM #23

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Sideburns down to my jawline. Facial hair grows in mustache area, and on my neck, which is really annoying. My chin remains nonhairy:<

o.0

2006-05-09, 3:41 PM #24

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Nothing yet, but when I'm old enough, I'm gonna grow a goatee so long that I can stroke it and be mystical. Then I can die a happy man.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-05-09, 5:31 PM #25

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

I'll have a beard once I get out this school. They forbid guys to have facial hair.

2006-05-09, 5:32 PM #26

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

What a crappy school.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-09, 5:32 PM #27

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Originally posted by Axis:

I'll have a beard once I get out this school. They forbid guys to have facial hair.

Why?

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2006-05-09, 5:33 PM #28

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

It probably some crazy strict private school.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-09, 5:34 PM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Axis:

I'll have a beard once I get out this school. They forbid guys to have facial hair.

So did Peter the Great in Russia! Coincidence?

2006-05-09, 5:45 PM #30

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

I wouldn't look good with facial hair. I thought about goatee, but after a couple of days of non-shaving, it didn't look good.

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2006-05-09, 5:46 PM #31

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by JediGandalf:

I wouldn't look good with facial hair. I thought about goatee, but after a couple of days of non-shaving, it didn't look good.

But...you're a Wizard

2006-05-09, 5:47 PM #32

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

he's a rubbish wizard

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-09, 6:11 PM #33

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

soul patch. and then the stubble grows everywhere else for a while, but i shave everything other than the patch.

2006-05-09, 6:14 PM #34

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Ruthven:

he's a rubbish wizard

*turns Ruthven into an American*

2006-05-09, 6:18 PM #35

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

I've got me some 80's pornstar mutton chops, mmhmmm.

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2006-05-09, 6:22 PM #36

Darth_biggs

Has an itchy posting finger

Posts: 287

Originally posted by Achelois:

I've got me some 80's pornstar mutton chops, mmhmmm.

Niiiicee...

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2006-05-09, 6:22 PM #37

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I've done the goatee/moustache thing before (I'm sure some of you remember it), but most of the time I don't sport any facial hair, though I tend to let it get stubbley-whatever for a few days at a time.

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2006-05-09, 6:54 PM #38

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

Originally posted by SavageX378:

I sadly can't grow anymore than that because of my damn asian blood!

Orientals might not be able to grow much of anything, but Middle Easterners and Indians can be hairy

2006-05-09, 6:56 PM #39

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

I shave my mustache every week.

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2006-05-09, 11:14 PM #40

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

I have a thick and long penisHandlebar mustache that is greasy and oily for when I want to tie women to train tracks.
Which is more often than you think and I feel like saying.
Additionally, my beard is eight feet long, razor sharp, and prehensile.

-OK, so I barely apporach peach-fuzz level, but you should see my pubic hair.