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When you take a dump and pee at the same time...
2006-05-09, 12:26 PM #1
...Do you pee first and then crap or do you crap first and then pee or can you do both at the same time?

...what? :em321:
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-09, 12:30 PM #2
Stop it.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-09, 12:32 PM #3
Originally posted by Echoman:
Stop it.

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2006-05-09, 12:33 PM #4
Originally posted by Echoman:
Stop it.

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2006-05-09, 12:34 PM #5
Were you raised in a ****hole?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-09, 12:54 PM #6
what the **** is wrong with you? you're officially the creepiest massassian.
2006-05-09, 1:10 PM #7
Man, people take themselves too seriously these days.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-09, 1:17 PM #8
[QUOTE=Quotes lolz]
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Originally posted by Wuss:
Originally posted by Echoman:
Stop it.
[/QUOTE]
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2006-05-09, 1:24 PM #9
Normally both.

But alot of times I'll sit on the toilet, pee a little, then pinch one. Then a little more pee and another pinch.

It usually goes in that order untill the end, where there is a great push to get the last poo out. Gotta have that delightful empty/spent feeling after a good poo. And you only get it by making sure every last big of poo makes it's way out.
2006-05-09, 1:27 PM #10
yay for the internet, without it discussions like this would never happen.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-05-09, 1:31 PM #11
i poo and pee out of the same orafice.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-09, 1:33 PM #12
That sounds pretty nasty.
2006-05-09, 1:34 PM #13
[QUOTE=James Bond]yay for the internet, without it discussions like this would never happen.[/QUOTE]

No, this is what we talk about in my guitar class.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-05-09, 1:35 PM #14
Originally posted by Spook:
No, this is what we talk about in my guitar class.

must be a fun class. poo, pee and guitar. perfect combination : )
Pie.
2006-05-09, 1:37 PM #15
Originally posted by Nitropenguin:
must be a fun class. poo, pee and guitar. perfect combination : )



Uhhh no?

Masturbation and Guitar is the perfect combination.
2006-05-09, 1:40 PM #16
Originally posted by Rob:
Uhhh no?

Masturbation and Guitar is the perfect combination.


also. :o
Pie.
2006-05-09, 1:42 PM #17
NO ALSO.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE PERFECT COMBINATION.

SavageX.

I demand you post a poll.

Masturbation and Guitar
VS.
Poo-Pee and Guitar
2006-05-09, 1:54 PM #18
Originally posted by Rob:
NO ALSO.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE PERFECT COMBINATION.

SavageX.

I demand you post a poll.

Masturbation and Guitar
VS.
Poo-Pee and Guitar


but no.

you see...

you can poo-pee and play guitar at the same time but ... (only unless someone else does it for you but, then it's chick-masturbation-guitar. if you have chick, who needs the guitar : ) )
Pie.
2006-05-09, 1:54 PM #19
Oh dear.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-05-09, 1:59 PM #20
Originally posted by Echoman:
Stop it.


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2006-05-09, 2:08 PM #21
This thread made me laugh.

I piss first.
Pissed Off?
2006-05-09, 2:26 PM #22
Originally posted by Echoman:
Stop it.

agreed.
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