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Spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time.
2004-06-18, 7:05 AM #1
Tee hee hee.
[http://24.150.136.99:12952/dildo.png]

If you don't believe it, look for yourself:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&countryid=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=address&searchtype=address&address=&city=dildo&state=nl&zipcode=
You'll probably have to zoom in.

And here's a song by Arrogant Worms with some other amusing place names from Newfoundland:
http://www.azlyrics.us/17208

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2004-06-18, 7:13 AM #2
Sounds like fun.

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2004-06-18, 7:28 AM #3
Massassi Trip? Lets meet in ...... hahahah I just don't wanna get banned. LETS GO THOUGH!

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Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2004-06-18, 7:34 AM #4
Um... no?
2004-06-18, 8:24 AM #5
I just find it very odd that Spread Eagle is in that same area. That's jus very funny to me


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2004-06-18, 9:12 AM #6
Okay, that's just twisted.

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2004-06-18, 9:33 AM #7
Hree.

That reminds me of the Austrian village of F***ing: http://www.santabanta.com/newsmaker.asp?select=1163&catname=Newsmaker

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2004-06-18, 11:09 AM #8
dildo ARM?

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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
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2004-06-18, 11:16 AM #9
LOL, Mr. ****? Ouch..

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2004-06-18, 11:33 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo.

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.</font>


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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-06-18, 12:16 PM #11
I'm not even going to ask.

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2004-06-18, 1:26 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
dildo ARM?

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2004-06-18, 1:33 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MFalse3:
I just find it very odd that Spread Eagle is in that same area. That's jus very funny to me


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Broad Cove, too. But that's pushing it slightly.

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2004-06-18, 1:57 PM #14
wow....

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2004-06-18, 2:05 PM #15
*does a newfie jig, because he is from Newfoundland*

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2004-06-18, 2:19 PM #16
But does the people live up to the name??

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2004-06-18, 8:36 PM #17
[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/sign1.JPG]

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Pissed Off?
2004-06-19, 5:52 AM #18
I'll ask: Assuming you don't live there, how the heck did you find that?

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No signature for you.
No signature for you.
2004-06-19, 5:55 AM #19
Kinda makes you wonder what they sell in Old Shop, right between Dildo and Spread Eagle. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-19, 5:56 AM #20
[To save my reputation: Double post]

Don't ask.
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No signature for you.

[This message has been edited by Gandalv the Gray (edited June 19, 2004).]
No signature for you.
2004-06-19, 6:05 AM #21
My grandparents used to live there :d

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2004-06-19, 6:16 AM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/sign1.JPG]

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OWNED!

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Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.
2004-06-19, 7:02 AM #23
You know what that arrow next to "Dildo" looks like?


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2004-06-19, 7:22 AM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
You know what that arrow next to "Dildo" looks like?


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Looks like an arrow to me...

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2004-06-19, 6:23 PM #25
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Similar votes on a name change have taken place recently in neighbouring Austrian towns Wank am see and Petting, as well as in Vomitville and Windpassing.
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LOL, how would you like to live in Vomitville or Windpassing?!

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nil nip nada zip zero naught lip zil
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2004-06-20, 9:44 AM #26
http://s88932719.onlinehome.us/townname.htm
2004-06-20, 12:12 PM #27
Dildo, Dildo Arm, South Dildo... were the ppl smoking something when they named these towns?
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
I'm not even going to ask.</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
You know what that arrow next to "Dildo" looks like?</font>

Ah, the irony.

Windpassing made me remember this...
www.mrblowhard.com, a source site one of my friends used in English two years ago to get reference images to "wind" (I don't know if it exists... I guess I'll find out [edit] nope, guess not).

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[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited June 20, 2004).]
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2004-06-20, 1:51 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Squirrel King:
http://s88932719.onlinehome.us/townname.htm

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Being from Texas, I looked at my state. They didn't spell Waxahachie correctly, and Grapevine was named after the fact that they make wines there, and have grapevines.

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