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Can you spot the fake smile?
2004-06-18, 11:25 AM #1
Click here.

I will warn you ahead of time, some of these people are quite...ugly. Images might be startling to the eye at first.

14 of 20.

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2004-06-18, 11:39 AM #2
You got 18 out of 20 correct


HELL YEAH!!! It's all in the eyebrows people.

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2004-06-18, 11:43 AM #3
I got 14 out of 20.

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2004-06-18, 11:47 AM #4
19 out of 20. I, too, used the eyebrows to determine.

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2004-06-18, 12:05 PM #5
12 of 20. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-06-18, 12:07 PM #6
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You got 17 out of 20 correct

Hmm, cheeks for me.

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2004-06-18, 12:13 PM #7
13
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2004-06-18, 12:14 PM #8
I got 17, going on the basis of eyes.

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2004-06-18, 12:29 PM #9
11!

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2004-06-18, 12:37 PM #10
10/20, because the ugliness destroyed my mind.

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2004-06-18, 12:53 PM #11
8/20 :x
And I didn't see but one really ugly person on there. Either you people got different subjects than I did or you're just way too particular. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-06-18, 1:02 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
11!</font>


same

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2004-06-18, 6:30 PM #13
18 out of 20.

It's all about the corners of the eyes.

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2004-06-18, 6:36 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
And I didn't see but one really ugly person on there. Either you people got different subjects than I did or you're just way too particular.</font>
Maybe not ugly, but awfully darn wierd looking.

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2004-06-18, 6:39 PM #15
The guy with the long black hair looked like a serial killer. Having him smile at me was rather unsettling.

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2004-06-18, 6:48 PM #16
15 \ 20

It all about the guessing!


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2004-06-18, 7:00 PM #17
I got 13 out of 20.

Weird.

Also there was one guy in there who scared the hell out of me.

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2004-06-18, 7:14 PM #18
9 out of 20. I suck, but I'm not surprised I suck.

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2004-06-18, 7:28 PM #19
Erm...6/20

I never claimed to be a fake-smile-spotter.

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2004-06-18, 7:42 PM #20
13

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2004-06-19, 2:30 AM #21
I haven't finished yet, but what the hell is #13? *scared*

I got 11/20 because I voted too many people as fakers.

Even after reading the explainy part, some of the genuine people still look fake, I wouldn't talk to them.

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2004-06-19, 4:46 AM #22
15/20 but 4 of the incorrect ones were in the first 5 people, so I got better towards the end.

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2004-06-19, 6:46 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
I haven't finished yet, but what the hell is #13?</font>
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2004-06-19, 6:47 AM #24
Sixteen? Bizarre, considering how bad I am at judging people.

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2004-06-19, 7:44 AM #25
11/20
I was never good with people. That third set screwed me up, I only got one right from that set.
2004-06-19, 7:59 AM #26
18/20
2004-06-19, 2:58 PM #27
What does it tell you about your smile-judging ability if you get sick of waiting for the animation to load and close the window after the first person?

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2004-06-19, 4:31 PM #28
11/20

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2004-06-19, 4:59 PM #29
14/20. I judge them based on their eye movement and slight chuckle. I think the chuckle part might have been off since people can always fake that.

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2004-06-19, 5:07 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
What does it tell you about your smile-judging ability if you get sick of waiting for the animation to load and close the window after the first person?

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It tells you to get a better internet connection.

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2004-06-19, 7:11 PM #31
15/20
Those people scared me [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
2004-06-20, 4:27 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
I got 17, going on the basis of eyes.

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2004-06-20, 5:11 AM #33
10.

Some of those people are very strange looking.
2004-06-20, 5:33 AM #34
19/20, based on eyes/eyebrows/forehead.
2004-06-20, 11:33 AM #35
17/20. Eyes. 13 is scary.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-06-20, 11:49 AM #36
13. 8/10 from the last 10. I learned [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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No signature for you.
No signature for you.
2004-06-20, 1:26 PM #37
12/20 GO ME

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2004-06-20, 3:14 PM #38
12/20

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2004-06-20, 4:38 PM #39
heh, saw this on another board already, i didnt do too well myself. 12 out of 20... meh

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2004-06-20, 5:13 PM #40
13

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