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Beat the picture, again

2006-05-14, 11:09 PM #1

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

I always enjoyed this game. For those who dont know, post a picture of something that beats the something in the previous picture. And for the purpose of this thread, Chuck Norris beats NOTHING, so you will not be clever or witty for posting it. And you will be even less intelligent if you post it just to spite my saying here that Chuck Norris loses. Anything and everything beats Chuck Norris in this thread.

Anyway, to start:

[http://www.boomspeed.com/kop_snake/baldwin-alec.jpg]

[http://www.boomspeed.com/kop_snake/baldwin-alec.jpg]

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-14, 11:14 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

[http://jewel-staite.net/gallery/albums/photoshoots/blackandwhite%20-%203/06.jpg]

did i win yet?

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-05-14, 11:18 PM #3

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Attachment: 11834/MacedonianPhalanx.jpg (33,624 bytes)

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-05-14, 11:53 PM #4

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

DOES NOT COMPUTE!
[http://www.warworld.net/Screens/mechattack.jpg]

Silly game.

Pie.

2006-05-15, 5:05 AM #5

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

[http://www.scorpioncity.com/images/crash/m/bsod.png]

2006-05-15, 5:07 AM #6

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-15, 5:11 AM #7

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

See, now I'm spiting you for telling me to not spite you.

[http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg]

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-05-15, 5:11 AM #8

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

[http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Boris/Apple2/Pics/worm.gif]

幻術

2006-05-15, 5:12 AM #9

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

[http://www.de-bug.de/blog/wp-content/crashDifferent.gif]

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-15, 5:12 AM #10

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

[http://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/Diagrams/Babbage_engine.jpeg]

2006-05-15, 5:14 AM #11

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

(rust) ?!

Pie.

2006-05-15, 5:16 AM #12

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

幻術

2006-05-15, 5:19 AM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by 7:

did i win yet?

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-15, 5:19 AM #14

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Koobie:

[http://www.exponenta.ru/soft/Others/ti/RIS2.JPG]

2006-05-15, 5:21 AM #15

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

[http://www.windows.ucar.edu/earth/climate/images/supercomputer.JPG]

Pie.

2006-05-15, 5:38 AM #16

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

(EMP nuclear bomb cruise missile)

幻術

2006-05-15, 7:58 AM #17

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

[http://ranier.hq.nasa.gov/telerobotics_page/Photos/Station.jpg]

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-05-15, 8:06 AM #18

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

[http://seti.dyndns.org/images/Meteor%20Strike.jpg]

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-15, 8:12 AM #19

Pedro T Hutt

Registered User

Posts: 939

He prevents that sort of thing from happening. >.>;;

Attachment: 11836/armabw.jpeg (23,449 bytes)

Seishun da!

2006-05-15, 8:21 AM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]He prevents that sort of thing from happening. >.>;;[/QUOTE]

Sorry but he already used up his lives to save earth once.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-15, 8:32 AM #21

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

[http://chiwowwow.biz/blog/images/Mighty%20Mouse.jpg]

2006-05-15, 8:39 AM #22

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

Attachment: 11837/batman.jpg (43,773 bytes)

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2006-05-15, 1:52 PM #23

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

[http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~langolier/IMG/GRAVE/batman.jpg]

nope.

2006-05-15, 1:59 PM #24

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-15, 2:41 PM #25

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

[http://www.boomspeed.com/kop_snake/ocean.jpg]

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-15, 2:57 PM #26

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

[http://www.headington.org.uk/pics/general/shark_big.jpg]

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2006-05-15, 3:14 PM #27

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

shark killa

Attachment: 11839/sharktale.jpeg (18,553 bytes)

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-15, 3:19 PM #28

Morpheus

Thinks with a female voice

Posts: 475

[http://cache.gridskipper.com/travel/menu-sushi.jpg]

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2006-05-15, 3:31 PM #29

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

[http://www.filefarmer.com/2/genkaar/Spam-CanMan.jpg]

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2006-05-15, 3:37 PM #30

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

[http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/205400/205495/Products/8746591.jpg]

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-05-15, 3:39 PM #31

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

[http://www.informatik.uni-frankfurt.de/~sfb268/c7/nigeria.gif]

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-05-15, 3:42 PM #32

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

dont get it, what's with nigeria and spam blocker?

Pie.

2006-05-15, 3:44 PM #33

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_fraud

Stupidface

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-05-15, 3:49 PM #34

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

how the hell was i suppose to know that?
anyway. continue with the game thing....

Pie.

2006-05-15, 3:53 PM #35

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

[http://images.planetspice.de/reviews/Sahara/Sahara-Poster.jpg]

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-15, 4:24 PM #36

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

Woo! I win.

Attachment: 11841/puf3.gif (86,077 bytes)

2006-05-15, 4:51 PM #37

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

[http://www.lamitica.com/owned/owned_cervo.jpg]

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2006-05-15, 4:52 PM #38

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

[http://www.summitammunition.com/images/Summit%2050%20cal%20AP.jpg]

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-15, 5:12 PM #39

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

depleted Uranium shell.

Attachment: 11843/depletedUr.jpg (12,158 bytes)

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-15, 5:46 PM #40

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

[http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/Sovtacmiss.jpg]

First Soviet Tactical Missile Nuclear Warhead

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!