Today's story is called: I wanna f*** you like an animal.
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Everyone who can identify all the rock icons in the story below will get a cookie. Use spoiler tags!
My name is Seb. I teach guitar to fledgling rockstars. One day, I had a new student come in for a lesson. I heard a knocking on heaven's door, so I opened the door to meet my student. I couldn't belive my eyes! It was a woman, and she was beautiful, with the biggest pair of Bon Jovi's that I'd ever seen! She was a real foxey lady. Now, I'm not like Rob Halford, so when I saw her, my Limp Bizkit grew into an IRONMAN. I don't like to brag, but I am generously endowed with a Nine Inch Nail. I thought I was going to have to go back home and Slip my own Knot, but when she said, "Pour some sugar on me", I knew right away, I was going to run in her wicked garden. She unzipped my pants and began to fondle my Pumpkins and caress my Sex Pistol. I took off her shirt and began to rub her Led Zeppelins. She got down on her knees and started to give me Radiohead. It felt great! I was in Nirvana. I let her body hit the floor, and started to Goldfinger her Cherry Pie. I bent her over to check out her Blackhole Sun, but she said "If you think you're going in there, you've got another thing comin'." That's okay, becuse when I was back there, she let out a little Weezer. I wasn't going to go near there! I saw some Mudvayne in there. As a matter of fact, it was a Puddle of Mudd! There was even some Korn! I was disturbed. I turned her around again. I just had to be the Man in her Box. She made me put a cover band on my Styx because she didnt want a sweet child o' mine. I slid my Tool in and out of her Deep Purple. I was really pounding her Pink Floyd! My crazy train was going in and out of her Queen. I could feel my Beastie Boys filling with Offspring! She shook me all night long! Finally, after what felt like hours, she said "Let's come together, right now, over me!" I couldn't hold back! I shot my Pearl Jam all over her Misty Mountains. After we were finished, I asked her, "How was I?" She said, "I can't get no satisfaction." I suppose that's sad, but true.
If you don't like it, go screw yourself. Don't start b****ing and moaning, I don't care.
[Oh yeah, thanks to spe for helping]
SYSTEM OF A DOWN will not be featured in today's story.
LINKIN PARK will also not be featured in today's story.
SAJN_MASTER will also not be featured.
Everyone who can identify all the rock icons in the story below will get a cookie. Use spoiler tags!
My name is Seb. I teach guitar to fledgling rockstars. One day, I had a new student come in for a lesson. I heard a knocking on heaven's door, so I opened the door to meet my student. I couldn't belive my eyes! It was a woman, and she was beautiful, with the biggest pair of Bon Jovi's that I'd ever seen! She was a real foxey lady. Now, I'm not like Rob Halford, so when I saw her, my Limp Bizkit grew into an IRONMAN. I don't like to brag, but I am generously endowed with a Nine Inch Nail. I thought I was going to have to go back home and Slip my own Knot, but when she said, "Pour some sugar on me", I knew right away, I was going to run in her wicked garden. She unzipped my pants and began to fondle my Pumpkins and caress my Sex Pistol. I took off her shirt and began to rub her Led Zeppelins. She got down on her knees and started to give me Radiohead. It felt great! I was in Nirvana. I let her body hit the floor, and started to Goldfinger her Cherry Pie. I bent her over to check out her Blackhole Sun, but she said "If you think you're going in there, you've got another thing comin'." That's okay, becuse when I was back there, she let out a little Weezer. I wasn't going to go near there! I saw some Mudvayne in there. As a matter of fact, it was a Puddle of Mudd! There was even some Korn! I was disturbed. I turned her around again. I just had to be the Man in her Box. She made me put a cover band on my Styx because she didnt want a sweet child o' mine. I slid my Tool in and out of her Deep Purple. I was really pounding her Pink Floyd! My crazy train was going in and out of her Queen. I could feel my Beastie Boys filling with Offspring! She shook me all night long! Finally, after what felt like hours, she said "Let's come together, right now, over me!" I couldn't hold back! I shot my Pearl Jam all over her Misty Mountains. After we were finished, I asked her, "How was I?" She said, "I can't get no satisfaction." I suppose that's sad, but true.
If you don't like it, go screw yourself. Don't start b****ing and moaning, I don't care.
[Oh yeah, thanks to spe for helping]
