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what should i do to the housewrappers?
2004-06-20, 7:45 PM #1
they will be here in 20 minutes, quick! What should I do?

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2004-06-20, 7:48 PM #2
what is a housewrapper?

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2004-06-20, 7:49 PM #3
Eh, forgot. Some people are going to be here in about 20 minutes to spread toilet paper into my trees and lawn. What should I do to them?

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2004-06-20, 7:51 PM #4
ducttape them to a chair and put a gun to their heads until they GOATSE each other.

...or egg them

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2004-06-20, 8:34 PM #5
Got a bb gun? One or two to the shin should teach them better. If not I'd suggest egging, dumping flour on them, getting a hose then wetting them down THEN flouring/sugaring, etc.

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2004-06-20, 8:41 PM #6
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Got a bb gun? One or two to the shin should teach them better. If not I'd suggest egging, dumping flour on them, getting a hose then wetting them down THEN flouring/sugaring, etc.

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Then place in the oven, preheated to 375°. Bake until golden brown. Serves eight.

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2004-06-20, 9:05 PM #7
Well we owned them. Twice. The first time i loaded up the bb gun and shot in the sand at their feet (yes, sand. Our grass hates us [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif])
They left but we knew theyd be back so the next time the bb gun was to their shins and thighs while my brother soaked them with water and kicked sand at them.

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2004-06-20, 9:33 PM #8
wait until they get there, then turn on the sprinklers. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-06-20, 10:32 PM #9
I'm glad it worked out [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-21, 4:35 AM #10
They'll be back, and up the ante....

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2004-06-21, 4:55 AM #11
*Starts LotR rings theme song*

Keep your eyes open.

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2004-06-21, 6:12 AM #12
whats a housewrapper? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-06-21, 6:13 AM #13
heheh, like I said, spray with water, dump flour/sugar on them. They'll be royally pissed/screwed.

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