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Izzy gots a jobble!
2006-05-22, 9:55 AM #1
WIBBLE!

She scored a teaching job just outside of Pontefract on her first interview!

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2006-05-22, 9:57 AM #2
what level of teaching?

if its secondary school, you better teach her WWF moves so she can lay the smack down on the obnoxious little ****s!
2006-05-22, 9:59 AM #3
It is, and it's ok, she's got a MASSIVE french dictionary that would leave most men out cold if properly applied round the back of the head.

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2006-05-22, 10:10 AM #4
Pontefract is where they make Haribo
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2006-05-22, 10:28 AM #5
I coulda sworn that the thread title said "hobbie". I must be losing it.
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2006-05-22, 10:48 AM #6
good luck to her, though god knows why anyone would want to teach teenagers...
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2006-05-22, 11:28 AM #7
Ah! All the Britassians!

Is Haribo that gummy bear company?
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2006-05-22, 11:34 AM #8
Originally posted by maevie:
good luck to her, though god knows why anyone would want to teach teenagers...

Someone's got to teach them.
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2006-05-22, 12:53 PM #9
Congratsolations Izzy! :D
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2006-05-22, 12:54 PM #10
Yeah, congrats and good luck with a job like that! :)
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2006-05-22, 12:56 PM #11
huzzah!

those haribo gummy bears are freakin delicious.
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2006-05-22, 12:57 PM #12
She best teach them the ways of Massassi.

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(Yay for Izzy!)
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2006-05-22, 1:15 PM #13
Woot. Lay the smack-down!
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2006-05-22, 1:22 PM #14
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Someone's got to teach them.


Knowing my luck, I'm going to end up a teacher. In math.

Math is my worst subject.

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2006-05-22, 1:40 PM #15
Originally posted by Acharjay:
I coulda sworn that the thread title said "hobbie". I must be losing it.


That's ok, I read it as jobbie to begin with. Oh my childish horribleness side. :(

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Is Haribo that gummy bear company?


They make jelly sweet things, so close enough.

Oh, and Congrats to thee Izzy!
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2006-05-22, 2:04 PM #16
Ah bless you lot, I'll show her all your replies in the morning! I took her out for a meal, then met up with two of our mates (who went to my school many moons ago) with whom I left her, cos I've got a meeting tomorrow morning which I have to be on the ball for (it's worth hundreds of thousands of pounds), but she has to get ****-faced tonight :D

You all rock.

Hard.

:D :D
2006-05-22, 3:44 PM #17
Tell her to watch the Japanese drama (jdoroma) "Great Teacher Onizuka" (the drama = live action version, not the anime) for inspiration.
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2006-05-23, 12:33 PM #18
Hi guys, thanks for all your kind messages! Don't any of you worry about me, the Haribos will sustain me when the kids are getting me down! :) Love Izzy
2006-05-23, 2:32 PM #19
You know, I hate it when the man train gets all tranny on us...

:P

Good luck Izzy, you've just signed on to what in the teaching world is described as the worst job of the lot. But hopefully you'll have great success, high test scores, and eventually get transfered to an extremely prestigious university. :)
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2006-05-23, 2:49 PM #20
What's a mantrain? It doesn't sound appropriate for the internet.
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2006-05-23, 3:14 PM #21
IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU GOTTA HOP ONNNNNNNN BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
2006-05-23, 10:37 PM #22
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2006-05-23, 10:38 PM #23
So... what time will it be safe for me to come over?
2006-05-23, 10:40 PM #24
I'm not sure - probably on parents' evening when she'll be tied up till nine or so...

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2006-05-24, 4:43 AM #25
Izzy will do fine.

Its a well known fact that boys respect the teachers they fancy.

Just tell her to show a little leg/cleavage, and she'll have the complete attention of the entire class.

Cos men are weak in that way.
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2006-05-24, 4:44 AM #26
ALL ABOARD THE MANTRAIN

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2006-05-24, 6:32 AM #27
/me hops on too
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