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How often do you poop?

2006-05-22, 4:59 PM #1

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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I'm usually regular, thread came up because i might need to a second time today.

2006-05-22, 4:59 PM #2

Jep

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Everyday and twice on sunday

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2006-05-22, 5:01 PM #3

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

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guess my vote

2006-05-22, 5:01 PM #4

Jay

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Everyday and twice on sunday

2006-05-22, 5:01 PM #5

JediKirby

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Once every 3 days? Sometimes more. Never less. When I do poop, it's a freaking beer can. Usually, it looks like I may or may not have lost 10 pounds. I almost never leave a toilet unplugged.

Now that THAT'S in writing, I have no chance of ever being a politician.

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2006-05-22, 5:03 PM #6

Baconfish

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It fluctuates.

I think the longest I've gone before is 5 days.

nope.

2006-05-22, 5:08 PM #7

Pommy

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2006-05-22, 5:10 PM #8

KOP_Snake

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

Once every 3 days? Sometimes more. Never less. When I do poop, it's a freaking beer can. Usually, it looks like I may or may not have lost 10 pounds.

May or may not eh? Well gee, imagine that.

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2006-05-22, 5:25 PM #9

Avenger

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Usually twice a day.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-22, 5:28 PM #10

Patriot

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This thread's just kreepy.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

2006-05-22, 5:33 PM #11

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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I haveColitis
All the Bleeping time

2006-05-22, 5:33 PM #12

Cool Matty

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Originally posted by Patriot:

This thread's just kreepy.

No, it's crappy.

Get it? Crappy? AHAHAHAHAH GOD I'M FUNNY!

2006-05-22, 5:33 PM #13

SavageX378

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Originally posted by Pommy:

*Waits for SavageX*

LMAO, read my mind there boy! :p

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2006-05-22, 5:46 PM #14

drizzt2k2

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I didnt go from Friday at like 1pm until Sunday at 1pm and I was worried because it was irregularly long. Once a day usually.

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2006-05-22, 5:53 PM #15

Ruthven

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In the words of Spe -

"release thy Chocolate Hostage"

I go once a day if I eat lots. And it never smells.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-22, 5:54 PM #16

Roach

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All the time. In fact, I'm posting from the john right now.

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2006-05-22, 5:55 PM #17

Demon_Nightmare

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I give birth to a brown baby usually once a day...

It's a South Park reference!

2006-05-22, 6:01 PM #18

Ruthven

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Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:

I give birth to a brown baby usually once a day...

It's a South Park reference!

A finnish bloke told me that joke.

it went as follows:

Masa - "hey british man, how long it take for black woman to release baby?"
Me - "eeerrrr, dunno?"
Masa - " 9 months LOL"
Me - ".... wtf? i dont get it"
Masa - "perk**e. Wait a minute..."

*masa walks off to ask his friend something...*

*Masa comes back 2 mins later*

Masa - "lol ok ok, how long it take black woman to take dump?"
Me - "err, i dunno...9 months?"
Masa - "YEH! Hahahahaha"
Me - "Dude, you realise you just completely ruined your own joke?"
Masa - "erm....yeh "

*Masa walks off embarassed*

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-22, 6:03 PM #19

-Monoxide-

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Every other day.

2006-05-22, 6:03 PM #20

Morpheus

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Thanks for spreading the good word about us :p
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2006-05-22, 6:10 PM #21

genk

doot!

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]I'm usually regular, thread came up because i might need to a second time today.[/QUOTE]

Quote:

<spe> how many times a day do you lot poo?
<spe> i am feeling the need to drop the kids off at the pool for the second time
<Genki> spe has a problem
<spe> i might start a poll...
<spe> http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=41445
<spe> they need more threads that promote healthy bowel movement

dot dot dottly

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2006-05-22, 6:19 PM #22

KOP_Snake

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

In the words of Spe -

"release thy Chocolate Hostage"

I go once a day if I eat lots. And it never smells.

Oh your **** dont stink? Neither does mine. We should start a club.

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2006-05-22, 6:24 PM #23

Rerun

The first time was better.

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[QUOTE=Squirrel King]I haveColitis
All the Bleeping time[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain. I have irritable bowel syndrome and also go quite frequently. I still don't know why I did it (since it's kind of depressing), but I worked out that I lose about 3-5 hours every day dealing with it.

2006-05-22, 6:28 PM #24

Glyde Bane

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Like clockwork. Hehe clockwork...

Ain't no party like a clockwork party!

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2006-05-22, 6:40 PM #25

Stinkywrix

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

It fluctuates.

I think the longest I've gone before is 5 days.

Same here.

2006-05-22, 9:00 PM #26

Rob

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Anything less than twice a day is supposedly unhealthy.

Once in the morning about an hour after I eat my cereal, and once when I get home from work.

2006-05-22, 9:02 PM #27

ECHOMAN

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This thread is shi**y

[sub]har.[/sub]

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2006-05-22, 9:10 PM #28

happydud

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Uhm... four days to a week..?

How do you people poo more than once a day? That's unbelievable.

My friend goes once a month. It's quite impressive.

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2006-05-22, 9:46 PM #29

Rerun

The first time was better.

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Once a bloody month? I am so jealous. Seriously. I am overflowing with jealousy at this point. Jealously is literally leaking out of me.

I can go 3-5 times before I leave the house in the morning and then a few more times during the day. One time I kept count, but gave up once I hit double digits (this was a bad day). Go go IBS!!

2006-05-22, 10:20 PM #30

Nikumubeki

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I don't count these things, so probably all the time.

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2006-05-22, 11:13 PM #31

Roach

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Once a month? Do they not eat?

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-05-22, 11:31 PM #32

Freelancer

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Posts: 15,012

twice a day? Holy hell. I feel like it's amazing when I manage to go only two days between dumps. Usually it's about 3 to 4 days for me.

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2006-05-23, 12:06 AM #33

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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You all need to crap more.

CRAPPING IS GOOD.