Inspired by the thread about frequency of defecation, I bring you the ultimate question...

Would you rather be constipated for the rest of your life or have constant diarrhea? If diarrhea, you'd be stricken with going three times a day, plus all the cramps, stomach pains and terrible burning that would be associated. If constipated, you would go once every three weeks, but exhibit the incredible, constant and increasing pain of pressure, not to mention the incredibly long time and pain when you go every three weeks.

So what will it be, Massassi?

constipation most definately

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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Less crap means less stink (even though my **** dont stink, mind you).

This is true, but think about the pain, not to mention the physical blockage that will slow down your movement over the course of an entire month.

I think I would have to go with constipation, because of the dehydration that is associated with the other option. Not to mention that there is nothing preventing you from taking laxatives, which are much safer over a long period that the opposite. Worst case scenario you could just syphon it out.

If you can take a laxative, then you can take something to take care of the diarrhea.

Yeah, but the long-term effects probably wouldn't be pretty.

It'd be bad either way, I'm sure.

I think a bullet is a viable third option in this case.

Well, seeing how I have lactose intolerance I can get diarrhea whenever I want, for very cheap and safely. So, I would choose constipation.

the feeling of relief is brilliant.

i'd crap relentlessly if i had the choice, and some system set up so i could still do my daily activities.

While I agree with you that crapping can be enjoyable, you know as well as I that diarrhea crap is not fun at all.

Unless you've been holding it in for a long time and finally get to a bathroom without a HINT of a streak in your underwear. That spells success and relief.