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W.E.B. DuBois???
2006-05-24, 11:34 AM #1
How does someone get as cool a name as W.E.B. DuBois? Jeez.
2006-05-24, 11:37 AM #2
Calvin Coolidge is the coolest name ever.
2006-05-24, 11:43 AM #3
I agree. However, names often sound cool only because you see them in places you respect or you hear them over and over again.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-05-24, 11:45 AM #4
I worked at a law firm called Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
2006-05-24, 11:59 AM #5
When I was working at my father's immigration firm, I got 3 Bruce Lee.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-24, 12:08 PM #6
My dad often works with another economist named David Dollar.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-05-24, 2:08 PM #7
W.E.B. DuBois is still the undisputed champion. Calvin Coolidge comes in at a close second.
2006-05-24, 3:47 PM #8
No no no...

Ms. Harryman...

Substitute teacher..

Also a Ms.Sextonne
2006-05-24, 3:52 PM #9
Originally posted by money•bie:
W.E.B. DuBois is still the undisputed champion. Calvin Coolidge comes in at a close second.

Wrong
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2006-05-24, 3:54 PM #10
Harry Potter.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-24, 4:10 PM #11
Admiral Awesome
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-05-24, 4:14 PM #12
There is a poker player named Chris Moneymaker. That's just too cool. It's his real name too.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-05-24, 5:26 PM #13
Is he related to Bimbo Moneymaker?
That's her real name too.

*ahem*
Chris Livingston
Juan Ponce de Leon
Danny Elfman
Cherilyn Sarkissian

-I like Cher's last name so much I made an RPG character named Westminster Sarkassian. It's a kick-*** name.
2006-05-24, 5:55 PM #14
Ferris Bueller FTW.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-05-24, 6:06 PM #15
John Smith.
2006-05-24, 6:53 PM #16
Originally posted by Axis:
John Smith.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grinned
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once never wonder what they're worth

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
And the heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle in a hoop that never ends
2006-05-24, 9:21 PM #17
LOL!!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-05-25, 2:44 AM #18
Miroslav Satan (Hockey player).
Lee Van Cleef.
Names found in historical documents at the University: Throckmorton (very cool, the name of my Oblivion Bosmer) and Shaftesbury.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2006-05-25, 6:09 AM #19
Obie: I know you googled that :p :D
2006-05-25, 6:38 AM #20
Originally posted by Axis:
John Smith.


Jack Daniels.
nope.
2006-05-25, 7:42 AM #21
John Jameson
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-05-25, 11:32 AM #22
W.E.B. DuBois is a cool name because it reminds me of Allison Dubois, played by Patricia Arquette, who happens to be extremely hot.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-05-25, 11:34 AM #23
Originally posted by sugarless5:
LOL!!


LOL? That's would be a strange set of initials.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-25, 1:26 PM #24
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Obie: I know you googled that :p :D[/QUOTE]You got me there, but I can proudly say that I have the Gummi Bears theme memorized.

ANYWYA

What do you get when you mix a random actor and a French impressionist composer? Gary DEBUSSY
2006-05-25, 1:39 PM #25
Popeminster Artimus
Reuben Beckwater
Hawk Patterson
2006-05-25, 1:46 PM #26
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Popeminster Artimus
Reuben Beckwater
Hawk Patterson[/QUOTE]

These are real?
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-05-25, 1:51 PM #27
the second two definately are
2006-05-25, 1:51 PM #28
Max Power
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-05-25, 3:33 PM #29
Just a first name, but:

Chancellor - "Chance" for short.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

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