It came in the mail today. I ordered it from Amazon.com when I first heard about pre-orders, along with How To Survive A Robot Uprising, The Zombie Survival Guide, and REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Reading The Alphabet Of MANLINESS first.

Anyone else have it?

Real ultimate power isn't about ninjas, is it?

Yeah.

Also! I need the Alphabet of Manliness. I wonder if my local bookstore will have it.

Why did they move it's 6/6/06 release date?

Dunno.

But it's well worth it.

Does it have good pictures?

Well... at least our young Robert is reading... :/

And having a somewhat hard time with some of the spacing.

I hate that crap where the words are like this, it makes my eyes go UHHM NO.

You'll get the hang of it eventually. You'll be reading real literature in no time, I believe in you!

(although I might buy that killer robot book... if only to learn how to turn my microwave into a radiation death ray gun :o)

(I can't stand that most people with scientific know-how to cause mass chaos (with the possible exception of kyle90) also have a sense of reason and balance and the more maniacally-minded sort usually lack the expertise to bring their plans of chaos to fruition... soon that will change *mad scientist cackle*)

I'd be willing to beat some girls in the face to get my hands on it.

Fitting, no?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

My roomate has it and he won't shut up about it. I haven't looked at it yet.

Someone gave me the zombie survival guide as a gift a couple years ago. Best birthday gift ever.