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Evolution with MS Paint
2006-05-26, 1:13 AM #1
*note: don't argue over evolution*

MS Paint the evolutionary development of an imaginary creature (like in Spore). Take the evolution stage of the creature (from previous post) and add one change or new quality. Make your own pics, and the evolution doesn't have to make sense, just entertaining.

I'll start. It's some blob with an eye.
Attachment: 12017/evolution1.JPG (7,617 bytes)
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-26, 1:22 AM #2
Pfffffffff you can't start with an eye! It must be intelligent design!
2006-05-26, 1:31 AM #3
Behold, arms and gloves.
Attachment: 12018/blobman.JPG (9,745 bytes)
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2006-05-26, 1:46 AM #4
liek teh wrah
Attachment: 12019/Evolution.JPG (18,699 bytes)
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-05-26, 1:53 AM #5
Are they kissing each other's asses? :confused:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-26, 1:55 AM #6
They are one
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-05-26, 2:56 AM #7
fish screwed it all up; now I don't want to play.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2006-05-26, 3:07 AM #8
[http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/darth_alran/blobman.jpg]

behold the ears!!!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2006-05-26, 5:55 AM #9
behold the frogs legs and hairy back!
Attachment: 12023/blobman.jpg (17,551 bytes)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-26, 6:00 AM #10
now with meat eating ability
Attachment: 12024/blobman.jpg (42,598 bytes)
2006-05-26, 6:00 AM #11
EDIT: ^^ You're a *******.
Stuff
2006-05-26, 6:01 AM #12
:p :p :p :p :p
2006-05-26, 6:03 AM #13
RESERVING NEXT
Stuff
2006-05-26, 6:08 AM #14
Now with a row of infrared sensors on its huge mouth, which, like a snake, allows it to follow the heat trail of potential prey.

Also a tail for balance.
Attachment: 12026/next.png (21,681 bytes)
Stuff
2006-05-26, 6:44 AM #15
I hate you guys
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-05-26, 8:13 AM #16
Let no one argue over evolution!
Attachment: 12027/beast.jpg (105,966 bytes)
2006-05-26, 9:01 AM #17
Behold, the devil horns and a poisonus spike of doom protruding from its anus.
Attachment: 12035/creature.JPG (69,280 bytes)
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2006-05-26, 11:17 AM #18
And so it died under its immense bulk.

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/creature.JPG]

And so a new one was born... Spooge. The single celled organism with an eye and a tail of virtue.

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/spooge.jpg]
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-05-26, 11:32 AM #19
SPOOGECLAW
Attachment: 12047/spooge.jpg (14,353 bytes)
D E A T H
2006-05-26, 11:45 AM #20
#
Attachment: 12048/spooge2.JPG (15,164 bytes)
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-05-26, 11:53 AM #21
... poor spooge. He turned into a monster from a nickelodeon show.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-05-26, 12:09 PM #22
At least he's happy.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-05-26, 12:11 PM #23
lol, I was gonna do one, but I'm at work and MS Paint won't open jpg's here. :(
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-05-26, 12:45 PM #24
A classic.
Attachment: 12052/new.JPG (20,821 bytes)
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-05-26, 1:31 PM #25
(\_/)
(^.^) Pika!
(").(")
2006-05-26, 2:09 PM #26
Spooge got chicken pox :(
Attachment: 12057/spooge.JPG (25,231 bytes)
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2006-05-26, 2:16 PM #27
Only the albino survived winter
Attachment: 12058/alb.jpg (137,951 bytes)
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-05-26, 2:25 PM #28
He started so cute... and now he's only guaranteed a role in the sequel to The Princess Bride. :(
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1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-05-26, 3:04 PM #29
...

-(There was going to be a sequel?)
Attachment: 12060/alb.jpg (42,549 bytes)
2006-05-26, 3:18 PM #30
"I admit you are better than me..."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-05-26, 8:08 PM #31
I'm confused.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-05-26, 8:14 PM #32
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
"I admit you are better than me..."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."


Hahahahaha

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