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What to be a better surgeon? PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!
2006-05-26, 4:00 AM #1
At least, according to this study!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_videogames
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-26, 5:11 AM #2
I don't want to be a surgeon. But I'll still play video games >.>
2006-05-26, 6:38 AM #3
They've been noticing that since the NES generation began entering med-school. It's a pretty interesting byproduct for video games.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-05-26, 6:56 AM #4
"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!"

"No, but I beat all the Mario games! :) "
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-05-26, 10:30 AM #5
Doctor: Where is that damn surgeon? We need to transplant the heart right now!

Surgeon: Sorry I'm late. I just had myself an arousing game of Starcraft. Those koreans are a crafty bunch!

beeeeeeeeeep....

Doctor: Oh crap! The patient just died! Someone revive him!

Surgeon: Don't worry, I have a guildmate who has a level 60 priest. I'll go get him!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-26, 10:49 AM #6
Originally posted by SavageX378:
Doctor: Where is that damn surgeon? We need to transplant the heart right now!

Surgeon: Sorry I'm late. I just had myself an arousing game of Starcraft. Those koreans are a crafty bunch!

beeeeeeeeeep....

Doctor: Oh crap! The patient just died! Someone revive him!

Surgeon: Don't worry, I have a guildmate who has a level 60 priest. I'll go get him!


Teehee
2006-05-26, 6:41 PM #7
At the funeral of the patient that died...

Patient's spouse: How could this had happen? How am I supposed to live my life without him now? What kind of surgeon are you??? I hate you!!!

Surgeon: QQ cry more noob.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-26, 11:49 PM #8
Extremely old news. Truly, this is the oldest new I've seen posted (seriously) on massassi.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-05-27, 9:10 AM #9
I can see a doctor doing open hurt surgery, stumble across a tough peice of tissue to cut...

"OMG HAX!!! HAX!!! HAX!!! I bet this OR doesn't even have PunkBuster!"
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-05-27, 9:23 AM #10
Originally posted by Deadman:
Extremely old news. Truly, this is the oldest new I've seen posted (seriously) on massassi.


Maybe the subject is but the article itself is new.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-27, 10:25 AM #11
That particular article may be new, but there has been many articles about it already for years now.
It's pretty common knowledge.
You can't judge a book by it's file size

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