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I spanked the monkey until my arm was tired
2006-05-26, 8:37 AM #1
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html

post your best score and your mouse

MS Wireless Laser Mouse 6000
Attachment: 12028/spank.png (37,748 bytes)
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-05-26, 8:42 AM #2
Okay, I turned the sensitivity way up and managed 486. It's one of Logitech's wired laser mice.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2006-05-26, 8:44 AM #3
302 MPH

Logitech MX1000
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-05-26, 8:44 AM #4
just got 461 mph

mx510
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-05-26, 8:46 AM #5
Logitech MX518. For shizzle.
Attachment: 12030/monkeyspank.jpg (40,202 bytes)
D E A T H
2006-05-26, 8:47 AM #6
376 mph, MS Trackball Explorer
2006-05-26, 8:51 AM #7
502. touchpad.

you all lose.

*in your face, IN YOUR FACE!*
Pie.
2006-05-26, 8:53 AM #8
573. Some Logitech laser mouse. I got 800 one time.
Attachment: 12032/monkey.JPG (27,818 bytes)
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2006-05-26, 8:59 AM #9
once i hit it so hard that it reached the speed of light and couldnt print screen it because i was time travelling. :o
Pie.
2006-05-26, 9:03 AM #10
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
I spanked the monkey until my arm was tired


I've done that before...

>_>
<_<
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2006-05-26, 9:33 AM #11
516. But that was before I learned that you could drae the hand back.
2006-05-26, 9:53 AM #12
You guys suck or my mouse rocks. 846 MPH.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-05-26, 10:12 AM #13
They just haven't figured out how to cheat.

[http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7893/spankmonkey9mu.png]
Stuff
2006-05-26, 10:21 AM #14
I had one from my first year at uni (so nearly 5 years ago) at about 700mph.

Wow that's the oldest old news evaaar.
2006-05-26, 10:25 AM #15
http://images.mzzt.net/yaes.png

I win. FOREVER.

2006-05-26, 10:33 AM #16
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]http://images.mzzt.net/yaes.png

I win. FOREVER.[/QUOTE]

Proof that spanking the monkey is indeed the work of Satan!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-26, 10:42 AM #17
Oh, here is mine:
Attachment: 12043/Image2.jpg (40,198 bytes)
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-26, 11:17 AM #18
356 mph with a touchpad.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-05-26, 11:28 AM #19
My personal best was 7760 something... Got it during Geometry class in 8th grade... but then somebody beat me with an 8000 o.O.

I have no idea how we did it, even cheating now, I can't get close.
2006-05-26, 12:16 PM #20
0.0000001
2006-05-26, 12:42 PM #21
If I got too fast my mouse goes backwards instead of forwards. :(
2006-05-26, 12:43 PM #22
so go really fast backwards and it will go forward
2006-05-26, 1:26 PM #23
The minimum is like 40mph Obie. Nice try :p
D E A T H
2006-05-26, 1:54 PM #24
Logitech trackball (it's so old model numbers have worn off)
Attachment: 12055/monkeywank.JPG (27,899 bytes)
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2006-05-26, 5:20 PM #25
Whoa. This game is ancient.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2006-05-26, 5:23 PM #26
512mph second time. I don't think it matters enough to make a screenie though.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2006-05-26, 5:26 PM #27
Holy Monkey balls, I suck at everything. 55 mph on my first try, and 112 mph after about 20 more... :gbk:

yes, that post had a huge ammount of innuendo and double entendres oh and 249 after another go, I have no idea how I got it. DARN SECRETS!
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2006-05-26, 5:58 PM #28
796 is my best so far
Pissed Off?
2006-05-26, 6:15 PM #29
now that i've had some sleep... (and turned up the pointer speed)

and what's this i hear about cheating? there is a way to cheat at spank the monkey?

[insert "yeah use the other hand" joke here]

i have not been able to get even close to repeating this score it was like 245, 197, 231, 93, 472, 148, 834, 203, 120, 324, 75, 188, 192, 121, 404 (i forgot to get a screenie of that one), then more of the same with everything under 500mph
Attachment: 12088/spankit.png (38,979 bytes)
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-05-26, 8:23 PM #30
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
and what's this i hear about cheating? there is a way to cheat at spank the monkey?


Move the hand over to the right edge of the play area, right click, move your mouse over to the left edge and left click.
Stuff
2006-05-27, 7:33 AM #31
this was the best i could get with cheating
Attachment: 12097/untitled.JPG (20,969 bytes)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-27, 8:07 AM #32
459 using a Wacom pen.

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