The object of this thread is to post something that everyone
with the possible exception of Gold
knows to be true, and for the necxt person to make up some wildly off track, horryfyingly illogical conclusion refuting this fact. THis might not be too hard a task for some of you. :p
I'll give an example:
And the refutation:
Getting off topic and adding in bizzarre trivia makes your post cooler. So here's the point to be refuted next.
I'll give an example:
Quote:
The Sky is Blue.
And the refutation:
Quote:
Actually, the sky only appears to be blue because everyone who observes it to be blue are 1 or more of 5 conditions:
1) They were dropped on their head as a baby.
2) Their parents were hippy crackheads.
3) They listened to the song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds at a young age while under the influence of a spiked can of Heinz Baked Beans.
4) They were looking at the sky while drowning in Tide detergent.
5) They have blue tinted color contacts.
All intelligent people know that they sky is actually plaid. However, this can only be proved when going at the speed of light, or by watching Spaceballs too many times. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a hippy crackhead communist who deserves to die. Why do you hate freedom?
1) They were dropped on their head as a baby.
2) Their parents were hippy crackheads.
3) They listened to the song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds at a young age while under the influence of a spiked can of Heinz Baked Beans.
4) They were looking at the sky while drowning in Tide detergent.
5) They have blue tinted color contacts.
All intelligent people know that they sky is actually plaid. However, this can only be proved when going at the speed of light, or by watching Spaceballs too many times. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a hippy crackhead communist who deserves to die. Why do you hate freedom?
Getting off topic and adding in bizzarre trivia makes your post cooler. So here's the point to be refuted next.
Quote:
Setting people on fire is a good way of killing them.
(as my bans have proven <_<)
