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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → It's OK to be a pedophile if you're short.
It's OK to be a pedophile if you're short.
2006-05-28, 8:50 PM #1
A judge in Nebraska sentenced a convicted child molester to probation instead of prison, saying she believed the man's short stature would cause him harm in prison.

Hmm. I just realized there are two ways you can read this thread's title, ke ke.
幻術
2006-05-28, 8:58 PM #2
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DO A BARREL ROLL!
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2006-05-28, 9:02 PM #3
HEAR THAT KIRBS, MOVE ALONG
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2006-05-28, 9:37 PM #4
Being short in prison isn't the problem. Being a child molestor is.
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2006-05-28, 9:52 PM #5
Amazing, I should move there then and commit crimes, at least I couldn't get to prison.
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2006-05-28, 10:10 PM #6
Wow, first it was the "I was insane" card and now "I'm short" card. I guess if you are crazy leprechaun that goes on a killing spree, you have nothing to worry about ;)
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2006-05-28, 10:16 PM #7
haha this reminds me of this perverted guy at the old theatre I worked at. lol he was so creepy...and he was a convicted pedophile
2006-05-28, 10:37 PM #8
Well, it's Nebraska.
2006-05-28, 10:38 PM #9
Nebraska - Home of .... oh, wait... nothing.
2006-05-28, 10:55 PM #10
Originally posted by Koobie:
A judge in Nebraska sentenced a convicted child molester to probation instead of prison, saying she believed the man's short stature would cause him harm in prison.

Hmm. I just realized there are two ways you can read this thread's title, ke ke.

And this is why I'm growing more and more in contempt of our criminal justice system.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-05-28, 10:58 PM #11
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
And this is why I'm growing more and more in contempt of our criminal justice system.


One Nebraska judge != US criminal justice system.

Although, I must agree..
woot!
2006-05-28, 11:00 PM #12
Originally posted by JLee:
One Nebraska judge != US criminal justice system.

Although, I must agree..

True. But it's the build up of these lenient judges who give sick ****s like these light sentences that piss me off.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-05-28, 11:22 PM #13
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
True. But it's the build up of these lenient judges who give sick ****s like these light sentences that piss me off.


And then the others who give lesser crimes longer sentences.. :mad:
woot!
2006-05-29, 12:57 AM #14
Finally, a victory for midget rights activists everywhere.
2006-05-29, 1:21 AM #15
Originally posted by Wolfy:
BRIAN PEPPERS!

DO A BARREL ROLL!

PEPPY: Oh no Fox!

<_< >_>
D E A T H
2006-05-29, 1:30 AM #16
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Nebraska - Home of .... oh, wait... nothing.


home of the MIDGET PEDOPHILES
Moo.
2006-05-29, 2:19 AM #17
That is ****ing appalling. It's no different from lightening a man's sentence because he is white, colorblind, bald, or any number of other ridiculous things.

String the kiddy-fiddler up.

(Also, I can't believe the short-peoples' brigade or whatever are out there partying because something good happened to someone short - they should be asking for this little perv to be stretched out medieval style so he no longer fits in their club)
2006-05-29, 2:53 AM #18
And in other news, someone killed http://ilovehaley.ytmnd.com/
幻術
2006-05-29, 6:45 AM #19
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Nebraska - Home of ....


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2006-05-29, 8:32 AM #20
1. Where the hell is Nebraska?

2. What's the point in a midget rights type group? I mean it's not like midgets are hated by everyone taller and made to ride on different buses etc.
nope.
2006-05-29, 10:36 AM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
2. What's the point in a midget rights type group? I mean it's not like midgets are hated by everyone taller and made to ride on different buses etc.


Their complaint is that everything is designed for 4'-6' people. So they have to, in turn, shell out extra money for modifications so that they can use things that 'the tall people' take for granted (like cars).
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2006-05-29, 10:51 AM #22
So you're telling me that I won't ever have to go to jail? HELL YEAH!
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2006-05-29, 10:55 AM #23
Mabye he should have thought about that before he raped a kid. :rolleyes: Why aren't innocent kids lives more important than his?
2006-05-29, 11:50 AM #24
A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar... and that's just the first guy.
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2006-05-29, 11:52 AM #25
Homi wins.
nope.
2006-05-30, 11:38 PM #26
Oh lawd I'm from Nebraska! A guard at the Sarpy County prison told me they usually put child molesters and such in solitary for the same reasons this judge kept this one out of prison entirely. It's a crazy world we live in.
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2006-05-31, 12:16 AM #27
i'm 5'11

Is that short enough.

I hope Ach has a younger sister.
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