After discussing how the earth IS going to hell in a handbasket, kyle90 and I decided to found our own country. Once this country is founded, we will secretly buy a ton of fake iPods, put masking tape on them and sell them online for a fortune as *RARE* 1gb gPod! Once we have built up an economy, numerous Chinese scientific geniuses will defect to our country, including the world renowned Mr. Xiaijong. Once these scientists are part of our populace, we will build a super computer and several large scale devices for quickly converting stored energy into radiant heat.

At this point, several phone calls shall be made to the more attractive women on our planet, and possibly some family members and partying friends that they better get the hell off of earth before it explodes. After the calls have been made, kyle, the scientists, and I shall clamber into our space ship, press the "Launch devices" button and obliterate the earth, and we'll go live on the moon.

Our country shall be known as the Zloc- kyle90 Federation of Allied, Associative, United Socialist States, Territories, and Republics. Zlocistan, unofficially.

And here, of course, is our wonderful, self created (MS Paint job, mind you) flag from the bomb technician himself, kyle90.

o_o

We all know no attractive women will go with you. So you will be left with procreating with family members for future generations. I assume you are all to familar with this concept from experience.

You get kudos for originality, I'll say that much.

We were discussing random things, turned to spam, turned to the world's stupidity in general. We're just going to do Earth a favor and destroy it before it can kill itself.

Reminds me back in the day when I tried to start the Soviet Union 2 on here.

Does anyone else remember the Red Massassi takeover that started in the chat and spread to the forums? Good times, good times.

No.

I remember Jaiph starting a Soviet revolution here. Fun thread. Then the humor was beaten hard and dragged on by Massassians (as usual).

I drew the flag lol

You two go have fun. I'm sure it will turn into a Brokeback Massassi kind of deal.

^^ Bahahahaahaha! ^^

hehehe, exactly what I was thinking. Something like, you guys are a couple now or what? :p

http://www.tednation.sporkaudio.com/

Click the "Pop up?" part to view the website correctly. The forums don't work, but you can still download the PC game.

The nation of Ted would probably like you if you weren't socialist. Ted is a dictatocracy.


There's also the Empire of Bob, although I don't think their website works anymore. Welcome to the world of founding new regimes! I wonder if Hallmark has a card for something like this....

Just curious, but how would you know? You're what, like 12? How could you possibly make that assessment?

Violent crime rates have dropped in the past 15 years and rape rates have dropped drastically in the last 35 years...

And Asia is sinking due to a giant earthquake...

lol....

that's been happening as long as the nearby tectonic plates have been arranged the way they are.. in other words, that's been happening for a LONG time, and due to geologic factors, not some sort of "apocalypse".

I for one welcome our new pseudo-iPod bearing overlords. I find your world destroying and social segregations ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to the Zloc- kyle90 Federation of Allied, Associative, United Socialist States, Territories, and Republics. Zlocistan bi-weekly newsletter. I assume like any good cult, you do indeed have a newsletter?

The slightly inaccurate and misleading graph says otherwise!

Oh, and I totally want to be a part of the newsletter. There is a newsletter, right?

Why visit Zlocistan when you can visit the Radioactive Wastelands of Kiensland, where you're free to get run over, blown up or shot so long as you work for a major company and survive the insane backround radiation.

I for one welcome our new Zloc- kyle90 overlords.

poor poor dying Massassi Jungle... How I miss the whole 8 of you a few months ago. only last week Banland died

We were just founded last night. Give us a night or two to work out the kinks, out up our website, possibly a newsletter.

Also, those who defect now receive a free Jihad gPod when they arrive!*

*While supplies last.

ehm.

Yow

Your part of the doop?

YOU NUETRAL *******!

Because people like you make posts like that.

Fixed.

i just noticed the chart saying "Cumm. Total". heh

While I remember, I call president!

Congratulations, you have gained a level in Nerd [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

Woo! Only 45 million xp the the next level!

You forgot one thing you preposterous thirteen year old, my fleet already controls the moon! And with this recent news I will now send my fleet to destroy your little Zlocistan Regime! Don’t believe me? Watch as I annihilate you!

The Zlocistan Army (Green, your color)


Space Bandit’s fleet (Red, the fleet’s official color)


The small ships go in first to destroy the front line, most of them are destroyed, but at a bloody cost.


Then the big Battle Cruisers come in.


Blood and searing carnage fill the Zlocistan base as high watt laser cannons rip the soldiers apart.


Then they hunt for survivors.


Not even the leaders survive the attack.



Let this be a lesson to all new Massassian governments wishing to go galactic, don’t!

I get my own "Dark Tower" where I have my way with the prisoners... right?

You may have your own dark tower.

Just video tape all of it so we can have a side business selling movies.

Hell, he can have*THE* Dark Tower.

Don't worry, we'll keep those beams intact.

Want to sit on my dark tower? :f

I hereby dub Grismath our resident pedo-smiling Santa.

"Adults Only"


Wow. The irony.

"The Dark Tower" is a good series so says my dad.

Speaking of which, I need to read the Gunslinger.

Even though I agree with you, maybe adults there are 13 years old? That'll make kyle90...an OLD MAN!