This is perhaps even better than the Tom Clancy plot generator!

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Maker of the Levels:
Sand Trap
Sand Trap (Night)

Writer/Author of the fanfic: Dragonball Aftershock

_.~'AKA DBF_SuperSaiyan'~._

[This message has been edited by Dark__Knight (edited June 21, 2004).]

...A bit simplistic, but interesting nonetheless.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

Stage One:
Collect underpants

Stage Two:
???

Stage Three:
Profit

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

Needs more options to be funny.

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"Look at me! I'm Tracer! BLAHBLAHBLAH!"

-MBeggar

My evil ISB plans



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Check out the following stories over at the Interactive Story Board:
The Never-ending Story Thread or visit the new webcomic version!
The Vision Cycle series
Featured Story: Scions of Light

[This message has been edited by Gebohq (edited June 21, 2004).]

[Brain voice] YES! [/Brainvoice]

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

That sounds about right!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

It was based on the end generator from this which was a pretty cool book with really cool 50's-esque illustrations.

I forget what my exact plan was back then. But it sure was sinister.

Yea, I noticed that too Gris, which is actually really funny because I just bought that book for a friend's birthday!

(And then I stumbled across the website)

Idea!

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"Look at me! I'm Tracer! BLAHBLAHBLAH!"

-MBeggar

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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My favorite line from that was:
"Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding."
Hehehehe!

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Kill Your Idols!

ROFLMAO!!!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.



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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

Ph34r t3h Cute Ones

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

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[ Massassiism ] [ Cynicism ] [ Fanaticism ]
Sell your soul for a cookie?

What's the difference between "an Unending Cacaphony of Screams" and "Something That's Really Metal"?

Anyway...



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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"The trick in life is not to find a way to make it perfect, it's to enjoy the good, strengthen your ability to deal with the bad, and keep your eyes looking forward to the good."
-Chelsea Brown

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There's only one thing that im scared of, and it's Pixels... THERE EVERYWHERE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs through a wall*

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Thugs to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.



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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"