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2006-06-01, 12:16 AM #81
You know who else didn't like Sean Connery?

Hitler.
2006-06-01, 12:21 AM #82
Sean Connery doesn't like your face
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-06-01, 12:23 AM #83
...aren't you usually friendly?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-01, 12:25 AM #84
this thread is twisting people to extremes
2006-06-01, 12:26 AM #85
I lost myself in the heat of the moment
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-06-01, 12:27 AM #86
I'm going to kill you all and use your bones as magical reagents to summon a demon, who will give me additional power that I will use to kill everyone else. Then I will kill the animals, the birds, and finally the plants. The plants come last because plants just kinda sit there and can't really stop me. After that I will float in empty, lifeless space until I find a new planet to kill.

Just because of this thread.
2006-06-01, 12:29 AM #87
well that sounds kind of anti climactic. imagine, going through so much trouble and fighting only to sit in nothingness for the rest of your life.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-06-01, 12:41 AM #88
Only until I find more creatures to slay. Until then, I will sleep.
2006-06-01, 12:42 AM #89
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I'm going to kill you all and use your bones as magical reagents to summon a demon, who will give me additional power that I will use to kill everyone else. Then I will kill the animals, the birds, and finally the plants. The plants come last because plants just kinda sit there and can't really stop me. After that I will float in empty, lifeless space until I find a new planet to kill.

Just because of this thread.

You suck.

I should kill you.
D E A T H
2006-06-01, 12:54 AM #90
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I'm going to kill you all and use your bones as magical reagents to summon a demon, who will give me additional power that I will use to kill everyone else. Then I will kill the animals, the birds, and finally the plants. The plants come last because plants just kinda sit there and can't really stop me. After that I will float in empty, lifeless space until I find a new planet to kill.

Just because of this thread.

And after allll that is said and done...


...you roll a one on your attack roll.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-06-01, 1:05 AM #91
Så skön.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-06-01, 2:48 AM #92
This thread sucks. People on Massassi suck. Massassi itself doesn't.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-06-01, 3:41 AM #93
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
And after allll that is said and done...


...you roll a one on your attack roll.

Critical Failure. Jon`C trips, lands in some particularly long grass, and manages to strangle himself.

I'll be sure to burn your character sheet *sniff*
2006-06-01, 3:45 AM #94
you guys are weird.

I'm gonna hang out with Ebaumsworld.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-01, 3:58 AM #95
I feel like causing some sort of incident.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2006-06-01, 5:09 AM #96
You are an incident.
2006-06-01, 6:41 AM #97
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I'm going to kill you all and use your bones as magical reagents to summon a demon, who will give me additional power that I will use to kill everyone else. Then I will kill the animals, the birds, and finally the plants. The plants come last because plants just kinda sit there and can't really stop me. After that I will float in empty, lifeless space until I find a new planet to kill.

Just because of this thread.


Did he just say "magical reagents"? Ahahaha! :D
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-06-01, 6:46 AM #98
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]...everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge.

And I'm about to break...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Linkin Park - One Step Closer]...everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge.

And I'm about to break...[/QUOTE]

Yoshi using LP lyrics? OH I GET IT HHAR HAR YOU'R A FUNNY MAN
Stuff
2006-06-01, 8:19 AM #99
Originally posted by kyle90:
Yoshi using LP lyrics? OH I GET IT HHAR HAR YOU'R A FUNNY MAN
Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
2006-06-01, 8:23 AM #100
Massassi rules, you all suck.

:banned:
2006-06-01, 8:25 AM #101
Originally posted by Jon`C:
You know who else didn't like Sean Connery?

Hitler.


.... I think I need new pants. :D
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-06-01, 8:42 AM #102
Originally posted by Primate:
Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

I'm glad SOMEBODY caught that.

And hey, kyle's posting again. Too bad he sucks too.
D E A T H
2006-06-01, 8:59 AM #103
Hey now, don't insult my man. Kyle's 134347831x the awesome you'll ever be.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-01, 9:09 AM #104
DO A BARREL ROLL
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-06-01, 9:23 AM #105
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Hey now, don't insult my man. Kyle's 134347831x the awesome you'll ever be.


Actually he was refering to me. Believe it or not, my name is also kyle, though I havent posted on the forums in over a year.
2006-06-01, 9:25 AM #106
Kyles of the world, unite!

Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Stuff
2006-06-01, 9:27 AM #107
[quote=Grismath: The Musical]
Fruits of the world, UNIIIITE
No mercy will you geeet
and if you want to fiiiight
We
Are
SETTTT!
[/quote]
.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-06-01, 10:05 AM #108
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
.

Don't quit your day job.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-06-01, 10:08 AM #109
Like you did.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-06-01, 10:13 AM #110
I don't have one.

I mostly work nights.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-06-01, 10:19 AM #111
on 53rd and Main?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-06-01, 10:20 AM #112
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I don't have one.

I mostly work nights.


Prostitution is illegal.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2006-06-01, 10:24 AM #113
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Don't quit your day job.


Fixed. :D (you have to listen to that song!)
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-06-01, 10:26 AM #114
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Fixed. :D (you have to listen to that song!)

Not if you're singing it :p
2006-06-01, 10:26 AM #115
Originally posted by finity5:
Actually he was refering to me. Believe it or not, my name is also kyle, though I havent posted on the forums in over a year.

Lies!
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-01, 10:53 AM #116
So, I'm gone for one day and this is what I came back to? Yoshi making references to Linkin Park and a kyle army is forming?

:D
2006-06-01, 11:24 AM #117
Originally posted by genk:
on 53rd and Main?

I run my routes in the Gaslamp Quarter.

Originally posted by Echoman:
Prostitution is illegal.

Pffft. Says whooo?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-06-01, 11:37 AM #118
Originally posted by Echoman:
Prostitution is illegal.



Not in Nevada.
Pissed Off?
2006-06-01, 11:50 AM #119
O.o

Everyone shut up and make out already. Geez.

Where's the mantrain you need him!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-06-01, 11:51 AM #120
Originally posted by Avenger:
Not in Nevada.


Nor in Canada.
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