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Any 1 can send me JK
2004-06-20, 12:15 PM #81
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
Goatse's gone?

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Subtract the se.

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2004-06-20, 12:21 PM #82
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
What exactly IS goatse?</font>
It's basically a picture of a guy demonstrating his anal elasticity.
Take what you're imagining, and make it several times worse.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-20, 12:25 PM #83
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
It's basically a picture of a guy demonstrating his anal elasticity.
Take what you're imagining, and make it several times worse.</font>



*puts hands on head and runs around in circles screaming in pain*

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 20, 2004).]
2004-06-20, 12:26 PM #84
DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ****ING EXPLICIT IN YOUR DESCRIPTION?!

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2004-06-20, 12:29 PM #85
Explicit?

Dude, I totally tamed it down! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

Strangely, I was introduced to this site in a religious debate with Firefox.

...don't ask.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited June 20, 2004).]
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2004-06-20, 1:30 PM #86
My curious nature that drives me to open any dodgey link provided to me in IRC has long immunised me against goatse and tubgirl.
2004-06-20, 3:37 PM #87
I've never seen tubgirl.
And I'm probably better off that way.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-20, 4:29 PM #88
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ****ING EXPLICIT IN YOUR DESCRIPTION?!</font>


Dude! I've actually ****ing SEEN IT!! >_< (a picture btw)
Damn!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Who'd like to do the honors of posting the link?</font>


I'm afraid to post a link... for the admins are watching... not to mention the fact that I hated seeing it.
But I'll give a hint (have no clue why I am but) it's at pwned.com -- shows up on main page for some people (sadly, I'm one of them [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif], and so is TheJkWhoSaysNi; Jin and Kieran Horn (who hates me for having temporarily posted the picture's link without a warning) have also seen it).

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn here:
God damn it Slaw! I didn't even read the text and that pic wasn't even half-way done loading when I closed the window and tried to gouge my eyes out. *begins beating Slaw with a crow bar*</font>


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2004-06-20, 6:33 PM #89
I remember someone showing me that picture in the massassi chat a long time ago without telling me what it was at first. I hate that guy with a passion.

BTW... I thought this NS version was interesting...

[http://host86.ipowerweb.com/~savagexn/images/misc/goatse-ns.jpg]

-- SavageX

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2004-06-20, 7:28 PM #90
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
I remember someone showing me that picture in the massassi chat a long time ago without telling me what it was at first. I hate that guy with a passion.

BTW... I thought this NS version was interesting...
[picture of evul]

-- SavageX

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DIE.

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2004-06-20, 7:35 PM #91
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
I remember someone showing me that picture in the massassi chat a long time ago without telling me what it was at first. I hate that guy with a passion.

BTW... I thought this NS version was interesting...


-- SavageX

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don't fall in... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-20, 10:36 PM #92
I think this thread is approaching the end of its life

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2004-06-21, 12:44 AM #93
I think I speak for everyone when I say- WOO!

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2004-06-21, 1:13 AM #94
There is a sense of being involved in the meaningful and historic by posting on this thread before it destroys itself. Hence, I post.
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2004-06-21, 4:40 AM #95
Huh, I thought the goatse was part of something called 'the trinity' and involved an embreo... *shrug*

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2004-06-21, 9:37 AM #96
Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've had my fair share of daily humour with this thread [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] - from whence it came and to where it met it's (hopefully timely) demise... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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... but TUBGIRL AND GOATSE WEREN'T NEEDED !!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif] *runs away jibbering uncontrollably...* oh the NIGHTMARES still haunt me... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif] *cue multiple eye twitchings...*

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2004-06-21, 9:46 AM #97
After reflecting on this thread, I see why so many newbies never come back.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-06-21, 10:04 AM #98
the only ones who stay are the ones who survive.

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"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-06-21, 10:11 AM #99
Does it matter? We still have part of their soul. They just didn't stay long enough for us to take it all.

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2004-06-21, 10:18 AM #100
Someone showed me goatse in the Massassi chat about two years ago, I think. I said OH MY GOD each in its own chat line, and Brian kicked me for spamming. Heh.

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[This message has been edited by MadQuack (edited June 21, 2004).]
I have a signature.
2004-06-21, 10:31 AM #101
Yeah if you take the se off of goat you get the image... the blasted image... I can't get it out of my mind! *runs and pukes again*

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2004-06-21, 11:03 AM #102
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
He's got one Hell of a skeeball fetish, though.

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Dogma refernce. Kudos.

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2004-06-21, 11:38 AM #103
Only at Massassi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2004-06-21, 12:58 PM #104
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/134/81085692945.jpg]

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2004-06-21, 7:22 PM #105
GuNbOy had a link to GOATSE in his friggin' sig of all places, for a really long time. That's where I was unfortunately introduced to it.

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2004-06-21, 7:28 PM #106
*grin*
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-06-21, 8:44 PM #107
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
You basically want to pirate a seven year old game.

This is your one major error. Not so much that you want to pirate it, as that you want to pirate a SEVEN YEAR OLD GAME.

I got a new copy 6 months ago at Target for 5 bucks. If you can't find a way to at least round up 5 bucks, I feel quite sorry for you. As for how to get to Target, public transportation works quite well. I don't know about where you live, but here, that will require an additional two dollars.

Have a nice day.

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I agree with phrophro... obey the ewok, Pirate something thats worth ruining your nick over. like.... ummmmm.....*five minutes later* KOTOR?....a guy was selling JK at a flea market yesterday... it was a total 2 bucks... YOU COULD SEARCH FOR PENNYS ALLONG THE SIDEWALK AND FIND ENOUGH TO BUY ONE...I also agree with sarn also. At least one of us lives near you. it won't take long to find where you live...and tony i'm pretty sure he's been on the zone, i remember the nick. If it isn't him....ummm.....lol I think i got a new enemy. anyway to end this long post, Lucas arts is still selling jk for 20-30 bucks a pop i belive. tells you how long it's been since i've gone to the site....*wonders why so few zoners post in massassi.*

*personally thinks topic has hit the end of its life and needs to be locked/destroyed and thrown in a nueclear reactor
2004-06-22, 4:42 AM #108
... correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this bloke SAJN_Master in disguise? (check the last two posts on the first page)

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2004-06-22, 4:55 AM #109
I thought eX_Lord = Shaolingamer for a second.

But ex_Lord could be SAJN_Master...hmm...Let's blame SAJN!!

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2004-06-22, 10:13 AM #110
Yay! Someone more permanent to blame!
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2004-06-22, 10:24 AM #111
I'd send it to you through gmail if you could prove you've already bought a copy.
2004-06-22, 11:08 AM #112
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by burrie:
... correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this bloke SAJN_Master in disguise? (check the last two posts on the first page)

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have an admin check the ip if your so worried :P

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2004-06-22, 5:28 PM #113
Now how did this thread manage to make it this long without getting closed? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Seriously, if you need a JK cd, just got to the store and buy it. It cant be much more than 5 dollars these days.

[EDIT] Also, the poster is not SAJN. The ips arent even close.

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[This message has been edited by DSettahr (edited June 22, 2004).]
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