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I Like a Girl
2006-06-05, 10:09 PM #1
Hey, I like a girl but I need to know what to do next. :confused:

Can you help me? :confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-05, 10:11 PM #2
Originally posted by Tracer:
Hey, I like a girl but I need to know what to do next. :confused:

Can you help me? :confused:


Flirt with her. A bunch.

It works for me.

EDIT: FIRST POAST LAFFO LAFFO LAFFO
2006-06-05, 10:11 PM #3
Git 'r dun!
2006-06-05, 10:27 PM #4
Why have you just now come out of the woodwork, Warehouse? :confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-05, 10:28 PM #5
Quote:
Sex education: Start discussions early
Young children are curious about sex, and they're apt to ask blunt questions. Answer them honestly. They'll let you know when they've heard enough.

It's never too early to start talking to your children about sexual matters. Openness, even with young children, will show that sex is an acceptable topic of conversation. Teach your child that you are available to discuss sexual issues, and establish a comfort level — for both of you — with the topic.

Don't feel like you have to include everything in one big discussion. Instead, talk about questions and behaviors as they occur.
Toddlers explore themselves

Between the ages of 18 months to 3 years, children begin to learn about their own bodies. Teach your child the proper names for sex organs. Otherwise, he or she might get the idea that something is wrong with these parts of the body.

It's normal for a child to explore his or her body and to do what feels good. Self-stimulation is one way a child's natural sexual curiosity is manifested. Boys typically pull at their penis, and girls rub their external genitalia.
The concept of privacy

This may be a good time to teach your child about privacy. Masturbation is a normal, but private, activity. If your child suddenly starts masturbating in the middle of a play group, try to distract him or her. If that fails, take your child aside for a reminder about the importance of privacy.

Sometimes, frequent masturbation can indicate a problem in the child's life. Perhaps he or she is under a lot of stress, or isn't receiving enough attention at home. It can even be a sign of sexual abuse. Teach your child that the parts of the body covered by a bathing suit are private, and that no one should be allowed to touch them without permission.
Curiosity about others

By the age of 3 or 4, children are ready to know that boys and girls have different genitals. To satisfy their normal curiosity about each other's sex organs, children may play "doctor" or matter-of-factly take turns examining each other. This exploration is far removed from adult sexual activity, and it's harmless when only young children are involved. As a family matter, however, you may want to set limits on such exploration, discouraging it if you see it going on.

At this age, many children ask the dreaded question: "Where do babies come from?" Try to give a simple and direct response, such as: "Babies grow in a special place inside the mother." As your child matures, you can add more details.
Segregation of the sexes

Between the ages of 5 and 7, children become more aware of their gender. Boys may tend to associate only with boys, and girls only with girls. In fact, they may even say they hate children of the opposite sex.

At this age, questions about sex will become more complex, as your child tries to understand the connection between sexuality and making babies. He or she may turn to friends for some of these answers.

Because children can pick up faulty information about sex and reproduction, it may be best to ask what your child knows about a particular topic before you start explaining it.
Preteen angst

Children between the ages of 8 and 12 worry a lot about whether they are "normal." Penis size and breast size figure heavily in these worries. Children of the same age mature at wildly different rates. Reassure your child that he or she is well within the normal range of development.
MORE ON THIS TOPIC

* Precocious puberty
* Menstruation: Preparing your preteen

What kids should know before they reach puberty

The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that before they reach puberty, children should have a basic understanding of:

* The names and functions of male and female sex organs
* What happens during puberty and what the physical changes of puberty mean — movement into young womanhood or young manhood
* The nature and purpose of the menstrual cycle
* What sexual intercourse is and how females become pregnant
* How to prevent pregnancy
* Same-sex relationships
* Masturbation
* Activities that spread sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), in particular AIDS
* Your expectations and values

Be honest, open and matter-of-fact

Talking about sexual matters with your child can make you both feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. Let your child guide the talk with his or her questions. Don't giggle or laugh, even if the question is cute. Try not to appear overly embarrassed or serious.

If you have been open with your child's questions since the beginning, it is more likely that your child will come to you with his or her questions in the future. The best place for your child to learn about relationships, love, commitment and respect is from you.
:psyduck:
一个大西瓜
2006-06-05, 10:34 PM #6
Expose yourself to her, demonstrating your manliness. She will know then what she must do.
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2006-06-05, 10:35 PM #7
Get drunk and rub her leg.

Then whenever you see her after that, pull out a bottle and just say "It's time."
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-05, 10:36 PM #8
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Expose yourself to her, demonstrating your manliness. She will know then what she must do.


It's a trick. Get an axe.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-05, 10:44 PM #9
just flirt with her. get to know her. see if you share simliar interests, or things u'd be willing to get into. ask her to hang out. who knows something just might happen. if it doesnt dont worry its not the end of the world. u'll have plenty of other opportunities for relationships. Practice makes perfect. anywho hope that helps some :cool:
2006-06-05, 10:47 PM #10
Quote:
What sexual intercourse is and how females become pregnant


Now I'm really confused? :psyduck:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-05, 10:48 PM #11
Originally posted by Pommy:
sexual stuff

Does this mean that my parents should be allowing me to masturbate, just only in private?

Also, I learned about sex through the internet, (not just porn) and my parents have never once questioned my knowing all this stuff. Meh, good for me I guess not having to say "X person online told me what ejaculation was."

And never once have I discussed sex or puberty with my dad.
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2006-06-05, 10:54 PM #12
:psyduck:
2006-06-05, 10:56 PM #13
Originally posted by Anovis:
:psyduck:


I don't get your message to me.

:confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-05, 10:57 PM #14
Exactly.

:psyduck:
2006-06-05, 11:02 PM #15
Originally posted by Tracer:
Hey, I like a girl but I need to know what to do next. :confused:
...when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.......
Quote:
Can you help me? :confused:
I help those who help themselves.
2006-06-05, 11:05 PM #16
Boy, I hope this is a joke.
Pissed Off?
2006-06-05, 11:07 PM #17
Even if it's not, I'm still laughing. :D
2006-06-05, 11:07 PM #18
:v: :ninja: :psyduck:
2006-06-05, 11:09 PM #19
This is a perfect topic for "I am Ninja"
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2006-06-05, 11:11 PM #20
I can't believe you guys are laughing at me. Thanks a lot. :gbk: :(

PS the GBK smilie and the frown smilie do the same thing. Why is that? :confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-05, 11:13 PM #21
if you do not already know, you were never meant to.
2006-06-05, 11:16 PM #22
Hump her elbow.
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2006-06-05, 11:24 PM #23
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
just flirt with her. get to know her. see if you share simliar interests, or things u'd be willing to get into. ask her to hang out. who knows something just might happen. if it doesnt dont worry its not the end of the world. u'll have plenty of other opportunities for relationships. Practice makes perfect. anywho hope that helps some :cool:


Yes that does. Thanks.
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2006-06-05, 11:36 PM #24
Originally posted by Tracer:
I can't believe you guys are laughing at me. Thanks a lot. :gbk: :(

PS the GBK smilie and the frown smilie do the same thing. Why is that? :confused:

Well if you have the tiny GBK face, I'll change the smilie
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2006-06-06, 1:08 AM #25
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Does this mean that my parents should be allowing me to masturbate, just only in private?

Also, I learned about sex through the internet, (not just porn) and my parents have never once questioned my knowing all this stuff. Meh, good for me I guess not having to say "X person online told me what ejaculation was."

And never once have I discussed sex or puberty with my dad.

He'll probably tell you when you actually start puberty.
2006-06-06, 1:14 AM #26
Vincent, do you have any tips? Your name is 'Valentine' so you must know how to do love.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-06, 1:15 AM #27
Well, your post is very vague. But you should probably talk to her.
2006-06-06, 2:33 AM #28
Originally posted by Tracer:
Vincent, do you have any tips? Your name is 'Valentine' so you must know how to do love.


I don't know if you're prepared for his kind of love.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-06, 2:38 AM #29
Yeah, I guess talking's a good step. I never talk so no wonder I'm left with my manus.
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2006-06-06, 3:43 AM #30
Succeed. Because the alternative sucks.
幻術
2006-06-06, 10:00 AM #31
Everything I learned about sex I learned through Loveline.

That's probably a very very bad thing...
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2006-06-06, 10:03 AM #32
Quote:
By the age of 3 or 4, children are ready to know that boys and girls have different genitals. To satisfy their normal curiosity about each other's sex organs, children may play "doctor" or matter-of-factly take turns examining each other. This exploration is far removed from adult sexual activity, and it's harmless when only young children are involved. As a family matter, however, you may want to set limits on such exploration, discouraging it if you see it going on.


lawl.
2006-06-06, 10:17 AM #33
Tell her you spotted great white shark in your pants!
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2006-06-06, 10:28 AM #34
Quote:
This may be a good time to teach your child about privacy. Masturbation is a normal, but private, activity. If your child suddenly starts masturbating in the middle of a play group, try to distract him or her. If that fails, take your child aside for a reminder about the importance of privacy.


I can't imagine some kid just whipping it out in the playpen... "AAH! DISTRACTION! LOOK OVER HERE!"
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2006-06-06, 10:29 AM #35
Originally posted by happydud:
Everything I learned about sex I learned through Loveline.

That's probably a very very bad thing...



That's because the people who call the show are all ****ed up.
Pissed Off?
2006-06-06, 10:37 AM #36
Originally posted by Tracer:
Hey, I like a girl but I need to know what to do next. :confused:

Can you help me? :confused:

Attack her with your club!

(points to anyone who gets it)
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2006-06-06, 11:14 AM #37
I'm not getting it.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-06-06, 11:17 AM #38
I'm not getting this thread. Are you serious about wanting help when all you told us is that you like her? No details or anything? Or is this a huge joke and I'm being left out, as usual? O_o

By the way, that psyduck smilie isn't funny at all. Sorry. :/
DO NOT WANT.
2006-06-06, 11:33 AM #39
Okay, so you get three microwaves, right...
Stuff
2006-06-06, 11:42 AM #40
Originally posted by Tracer:
Why have you just now come out of the woodwork, Warehouse? :confused:


Cause the general answer to your question is simply to get it done. Are you really in need of advice or are you just putting off what needs to be done?

Nobody has been offering (much) useful advice because your original post was extremely vague, and told absolutely nothing of the situation.
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