<glome>who biskuit Biskuitfla of the FROTACIÓN?
<content> of biskuit Biskuitfla of glome of the stole!
<glome> Who I?
<content> he!
<glome> potentiometer no!
<content> Then Who?
<glome> biskuit Biskuitfla hoisted of the stole!
*** of glome to being d aneffect of DrWoody (not ricev you riemp I biskuit, female of tocc, that mother****ing)

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (**** you i didn't touch the mother****ing cookie, *****)

<Jeedo> hé the baby, who upward is?
<Indidge> umm...nothing?
<Jeedo> Thus... you require me also, therefore how today come can kiss us?
<Indidge> ... Labels an attempt, which you speak with my daughter require?
<Jeedo> Yes: - De Mrs.Miller../

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

_ <Lum_> _ of the operation of the gioranata in the morning, celebr Dichiarare the 3 of September of the festividad, the heavy linen cloth jadeó to cover much for all the situation of Nichtkunden, each
<Loafman> possible of the week of the day _; _ hour these linen black heavy trousers of the cloth or all the color? _
<Lum_> _ that whole color of
<Xeen> _ fêz we legend this prem this if like him
<Lum_> of the mast _; _ realizz of I without the cramp of
<Soulflame> he; _...
<Lum_> _ trasport of I this
<Xeen> tomorrow; _, therefore good for not finishing, if like him mast _

<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week.
<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?
<Lum_> all colors
<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.
<Lum_> I got some with no crotch
<Soulflame> ...
<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow
<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.

_ EminemBNJA: _ I to be love of von Ohio of autorizz this boy U.S.ABLE _ I we earlobe of the mine of the protection of the position and the function of the advice of the protection _

<Eticam> with for how much necessary secondary he who
selezion of I a category, like example this this liquid sugar of the
germ of the professor of the university
<Eticam> because and exijiu of the label the girl, that
the refinery of the sugar of assagi
<Eticam> who to being interess that that rammer of the
drop stops of the relative of fiss of the installation of the surface
with fiss the delivery to exempt the slow way of the fall, the one
that he color modific
<Eticam> then, because the language of the section of
morbidezza of assagi of the professor of the first university, behind
the throat of the language, also, for partisan you do not stop pain he
section
<Eticam> the girl begins this left ear of scriv and the
group of ^^

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ***
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows
<Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks.
<Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade.
<Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister
<Demonhunter> and alzadie
<Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help.
<Demonhunter> depends on the hooker
<Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room
<Demonhunter> ohh...
<Demonhunter> now i could use that
<Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection...
<Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean"
<Demonhunter> hehe
<Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o
<Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?"
<Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'"
<Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE"
<Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat*
<Demonhunter> lmao...
<Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going"

pi4arctan1guy: Cam I at the house acquires the grocer and was there
not enough of the section for my whole food and I thought that
"This is not quite! The majority of the people may not never
treat the destruction, in order not to be able to adapt whole food in
their refrigerators!" their; Then set I mean hands on my large
white antinode bulge and laughed much a main laughter, during my
higher protective cap in the top side and lower surface and my leaning
stick mean batches of the contracts of the characteristic and one
hundred cards of a dollar approximately baumelte.

pi4arctan1guy: I cam home from grocery shopping and there wasn't enough room for all my food and I thought "This isn't fair! Most people never have to deal with the frustration of not being able to fit all their food in their refrigerators!" Then, I put my hands on my big white belly and laughed a very deep laugh, while my top hat bobbed up and down and my cane leaned against my stack of property deeds and hundred dollar bills.

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ***
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

[edit- im doing this for your own good]