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Funny Internet Error
2006-06-07, 7:53 AM #1
Quote:
Unauthorized (401)

Through a series of highly sophisticated and complex algorithms, this system has determined that you are not presently authorized to use this system function. It could be that you simply mistyped a password, or, it could be that you are some sort of interplanetary alien-being that has no hands and, thus, cannot type. If I were a gambler, I would bet that a cat (an orange tabby named Sierra or Harley) somehow jumped onto your keyboard and forgot some of the more important pointers from those typing lessons you paid for. Based on the actual error encountered, I would guess that the feline in question simply forgot to place one or both paws on the appropriate home keys before starting. Then again, I suppose it could have been a keyboard error caused by some form of cosmic radiation; this would fit nicely with my interplanetary alien-being theory. If you think this might be the cause, perhaps you could create some sort of underground bunker to help shield yourself from it. I don't know that it will work, but, you will probably feel better if you try something.


From 10.3.0.208

That's amusing.
Stuff
2006-06-07, 8:05 AM #2
http://www.caupo.net/sdsg.html
That's the best 404 in the world. Does anyone know where it originated? I've seen it on several sites.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-06-07, 8:32 AM #3
http://www.dumpyfrog.com/lol

This one is pretty good
2006-06-07, 8:40 AM #4
My website has the best 404, ever.

[ Yeah, no ]

Admins (other than Yecti) feel free to delete the link if the warning is still not enough.
2006-06-07, 12:24 PM #5
Quote:
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of "hot chicks galore,"

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
Suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour.

"'Tis not possible", I muttered,
"Give me back my cheap hardcore!" —
Quoth the server, "404".


One I've seen around a bit.
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2006-06-07, 12:33 PM #6
Mine's the best internal server error:

http://sorrowind.net/backup/500.shtml
2006-06-07, 2:18 PM #7
Originally posted by Impi:
http://www.caupo.net/sdsg.html
That's the best 404 in the world. Does anyone know where it originated? I've seen it on several sites.


I this one te best, it actualy made me feel sorry for the "server".
2006-06-07, 3:52 PM #8
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Mine's the best internal server error:

http://sorrowind.net/backup/500.shtml[/QUOTE]

Fix the typos, damnit :P
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

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