This may be OLD NEWZ, but it still made me giggle. Could have edited it to end better, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ScKb9Woqk&search=baseball%20players
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ScKb9Woqk&search=baseball%20players
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."