Okay so with all of this OMQ EVOLUTION! IS TEH DEVIL stuff going aroound i realized my school is 2 km [1 mile] from a church. I need an emergency prepearedness plan for if they send someone down to my school.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF [Science?] GOD DO NOT DEBATE!

THE (r)EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.

-I don't even know what you're asking us. I say convert the whole school to Judaism.

1. What?
2. Die.

Okay here i shall explain.

First: I am for evolution and AGAINST Creationism

Second: I believe these people should stay the hell away from schools and stay where they belong. The church.

So i want to have a nice arguement for if a Priest or something comes to my school,

Umm... if it is a public school, they can't really come and try and teach you creationism...

If it's a private school, then you have problems :p

So your School is less than a mile from a Church?

Wow.

My school was 20 metres from a Church and we didn't get any priests coming around preaching at us.

You are seriously making something out of nothing. If a priest were to come round, just listen to what he has to say, think about it and reach a decision. If you need our help to come up with an argument, you have no place arguing this topic in the first place. Whilst creationism is an annoyance, it's not as bad as people being strictly anti-creationism/pro-evolution without actually knowing what these things are.