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Random game.
2006-06-12, 4:24 PM #1
Here we go.

Post a fact that seems glaringly obvious, then the next person tries to disprove it with actual evidence and science and stuff... not like that fallacy game, but with real theories etc.

Here we go:

Whilst still inside your mouth, your teeth will never kill a blue whale from 400 feet.
2006-06-12, 4:29 PM #2
Not if the sun and\or moon are behind the whale and gravitational anomaly forces you to fly at at a high speed.

The sky is on fire.
2006-06-12, 4:30 PM #3
If the sky's on fire, why isn't the ground on fire? I rest my case.

-Gravity is pulling us down towards the earth.
2006-06-12, 4:31 PM #4
Gravity can't be pulling us down towards earth, otherwise I'd be falling through the earth right now.

Canada exists.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 4:34 PM #5
Let me tell you, I live in Washington, which is, like, practically part of this so called "Canada", and I've never sen it from here. I once went there, but it's more likely my family drugged me and took me to, like, Everett or something.

-Shadows are dark.
2006-06-12, 4:39 PM #6
Originally posted by Jarl:
Let me tell you, I live in Washington, which is, like, practically part of this so called "Canada", and I've never sen it from here. I once went there, but it's more likely my family drugged me and took me to, like, Everett or something.

-Shadows are dark.

No shadows are place that are "black"

I am a nerd
2006-06-12, 4:39 PM #7
You had to ask how to hack your school's computer. You strike me as more of a "Moderate geek".

These AREN'T the droids you're looking for.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 4:39 PM #8
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
It depends on your definition of dark/light. Some people may consider dark as light, and vice versa. Depends on your definition.

These AREN'T the droids you're looking for.


YOU FAIL!
2006-06-12, 4:43 PM #9
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
YOU FAIL!

You know what? **** you, I corrected my post.

Prove me wrong that these aren't the droids you're looking for and try to be intelligent while you're at it..
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 5:05 PM #10
Of *course* these are the droids I'm looking for! See? Here's a photo, here's your droids. Same dudes.
Here's forensic evidence of their scratches and whatnot that are totally unique and could never be accidentally similar.
Here's the guy who built the droids, Bob. Bob, are these the droids we're looking for?
Yes.
There ya go. And here is Darth Vader, the guy who sent me to look for said droids. Lord Vader, are these the droids we're looking for?
Yes.
Well there ya have it. The droids I'm looking for. Hand'em over, scumbag!

-The Phantom Menace was a bad movie.
2006-06-12, 5:18 PM #11
I'll make an attempt at the impossible..

Excluding Anakin being whiny, horrid dialogue, mediocre acting, that still leaves the final battle which wasn't bad. And hey, it introduced the 2 bladed saber.



JK's editing community is dead.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 5:30 PM #12
Originally posted by Jarl:
Let me tell you, I live in Washington, which is, like, practically part of this so called "Canada", and I've never sen it from here. I once went there, but it's more likely my family drugged me and took me to, like, Everett or something.

-Shadows are dark.

A washingtsassian? (wow that doesn't work)

Anyway, cool, I live in Spokane.

aaand...

The JK editing community is alive and kicking.

Cell phones shoot radiation into your brain.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-06-12, 6:11 PM #13
If cell phones shot radiation into your brain, wouldn't the majority of today's youth be brain dead? Oh wait...

If they shot radiation, we'd be using them to kill people.


Star Destroyers are pointy.
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try: command not found
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2006-06-12, 6:15 PM #14
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:


Star Destroyers are pointy.


Not if you take into account multi layered universe theory, and space/time.

Oh yes oh yes, SD's are actually shaped like a big boobie.


-------- Men who wear pink or purple are obviously gay.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-12, 6:42 PM #15
[http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/454042]

He would break faces at these claims, and has had many many *****es!

If you do a backflip, you are not doing a forward flip.
2006-06-12, 6:45 PM #16
direction and speed are relevant. You may be flipping one direction to your own perceptions, but another direction to an obsesrver.

We all do know though that Ruthven is a studly sex machine.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-06-12, 6:58 PM #17
[http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/GofDuh/forcebaby.gif]
2006-06-12, 8:14 PM #18
Not to a l*sbian!

Spiral should eat the spider.
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2006-06-12, 8:25 PM #19
Spiral should not eat the spider because if a homosexual man happens to be around when he eats the spider, and if Spiral is straight, there would be much gay buttsex that followed the eating of the spider, regardless of whether Spiral wanted it or not.


WoW is not dangerous in any way, but rather helpful to the nation's youth by teaching them addition and subtracting with its many stats, buffs, and the like.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 8:39 PM #20
WoW is an addiction, much like crack and imoshort's posting of threads.

:ninja: is cooler than :psyduck:
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try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2006-06-12, 8:41 PM #21
:psyduck: is cooler than :em321:, which is cooler than :ninja:

Thus, :psyduck: is cooler than :ninja:, by the associative property

I'm not wearing any pants right now.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-06-12, 8:41 PM #22
Yeah, I've been an idiot twice today. edit.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-12, 8:43 PM #23
(You fail)
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-06-12, 11:22 PM #24
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I'm not wearing any pants right now.

Well I have [ that's not really appropriate for Massassi, I'm afraid ] of you in pants!
And JO is equal to JA is greater than JK? It makes no sense the way you wrote it! It should be JO=JA<JK, and even that's wrong, it's JA<JO=JK, wiseass.

-Massassi should not link to Newgrounds.
2006-06-13, 8:41 AM #25
But in fact you are incorrect. Massassi SHOULD link to Newgrounds for the sole fact that it contains some wholesome family videos and games which are enjoyable. I even linked one of my teachers to Newgrounds for that Dare movie. Plus, if you need it, Newgrounds has porn, and who doesn't like porn?

Water is the best drink ever.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-13, 8:46 AM #26
On the contrary, it is a matter of opinion what the best drink ever is. Seeing as water is tasteless and oderless, it may not be the best drink ever to some.

The sun is in the sky.
2006-06-13, 8:49 AM #27
The sun is not in the sky, for the sun is in space. "In the sky" would make you believe it was right there with the clouds and commercial airliners, when in fact it is not.

The sun is trying to kill me.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-13, 8:59 AM #28
of course it isn't, the sun-death is just passive.

dirt is dirty.
2006-06-13, 9:12 AM #29
If dirt is the cause of the dirtiness, it cannot make itself dirty, otherwise it would not exist to begin with.

All your base are belong to us.
2006-06-13, 9:18 AM #30
You are incorrect, sir, for I have a deed to at least one of my bases on-hand:

http://www.keyflux.com/lucastan/images/Deed.jpg

The U.S. has approximately 293 million citizens
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-06-13, 9:21 AM #31
Actually you have about 500 million.

Because really, everyone counts the fatties as two.

Every Massassi ban should be a permaban.
2006-06-13, 9:23 AM #32
No they shouldn't, because often a mistake is made in the delicate process of producing a ban. If all were permanent, the system would fail - which we all know NEVER happens.

Education is good.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-06-13, 9:24 AM #33
Education can't be good, since Hitler went to a school and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

We need oxygen to live.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-06-13, 9:26 AM #34
No we don't. We need oxygen to live longer than a few minutes.

Hitler had a mother too.
2006-06-13, 9:28 AM #35
Correction, nobody was crazy enough to have sex with the devil. He was spawned via portals from hell, think Doom 3 style.

Playing is for pleasure.
2006-06-13, 10:55 AM #36
Playing may be interpreted in multiple ways; some being of the non-pleasurable definition.

Side effects of spider eating may include spider crawling out of anus, swelling, stomach ache, and, on occasion, death.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-06-13, 11:50 AM #37
Preposterous, everyone knows that eating bugs is good for you, since they're so high in protein.

TIE Fighter is the coolest flight sim ever.
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try: command not found
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2006-06-13, 11:57 AM #38
It can't be the coolest flight sim ever, I'm sure IL2-Sturmovik reaches lower temperature than TIE Fighter.

History has already happened.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-06-13, 12:17 PM #39
Incorrect sir. For we all know that history is in fact, doomed to repeat itself, and thus, history will occur sometime in the future.

On the other hand, pens are most commonly used for writing.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-06-13, 12:36 PM #40
Then why do so many pens have bite marks all over them? They are obviously toys for teething children.

12:00 PM is also known as noon
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