GYMKATA: The Thread

Welcome to the Official Thread of Gymkata, a movie featuring Kurt Thomas, four-time United States Gymnastics Federation champion and five-time NCAA champion, not to mention GOD OF ASSKICK.



Kurt Thomas dominating some ninja scum.



Here's Kurt in his element as he wards off possessed villagers with his trusty pommel horse.

you mean with my EYES?

This is why I love you, obie. You add fun comedy.

Ok then.

You had a lot of trouble making this, didn't you?

I thought balletkata was better.

The poll lacks a 0 option!

bodyguards lawl

I knew having a poll would kill meaningful conversation.

Damn the internet.

As a gymnast myself, I can't believe I haven't seen this.

AND I JUST REALIZED: That gun in the cover looks like an MP40. That's a ww2 Nazi gun. NAZI NINJAS

If that's the guy from American Ninja then I've seen that. But if not then no.

I'm pretty sure he's joking about this movie, Ring.

what do you mean?

its a real cult film, even i know that.

I've seen this movie a good 20 times at least. Definitely one of the best martial arts films of all time.



If you're referring to Richard Norton (Zamir), then yes. He's also in Ironheart (Bolo Yeung), Forced Vengeance (Chuck Norris), and The Octagon (Chuck Norris).

Anyone remember Sho Kosugi? He did some great ninja movies. He also did the introductions with weaponry demonstrations for the Shaolin movies. The Shaolin movies are still my favorites. Jackie Chan and Jet Li, eat your hearts out.

Yes. That movie changed my life.

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LOL @ Homicide

Where can I learn the ways of Gymkata?

* language *

Right here.