I need some various clips recorded as a radio talk announcer would read them. Should be serious, but with feeling. All cuts accepted.

Here are the lines I need:

"You're listening to Nick Huff - Unashamed, unrepentant, unassuming, unquestionable!"

"Unashamed, unrepentant, unquestionably excellent."

"You've found the truth - the hard part is accepting it."

"Nick Huff!" (a two beat, wham-bam kind rythm)

"Nick..... Huff...." (a slower, much clearer statement)

"Get ready... for a dose of mind blowing reality." (emphasis on reality)

"The ultimate in corrective reasoning."

"Believe or not, it's still the truth." (the it's still the truth should be four clear beats - rise rise fall fall)


Thanks a lot in advance.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

Oh well, I wasn't using those anyways...

*rips out his vocal chords*

There you go.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Vocal talent, rather.
::holds throat::

I'm not even sure what I can do with this? Maybe... make a smoothie?

[This message has been edited by Charoziak (edited June 22, 2004).]

I don't know exactly how you want these? In a low voice, high voice, slang, over-excited, movie theatre announcer voice, etc.?

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Titan A.E.

Think talk radio. It isn't comical, it's stated with confidence, some of them with a touch of smugness. Talk radio announcer-esque, just not over the top.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

I'm sending you an email with four voice tryouts of the first line. See what you think.

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Titan A.E.

Erm... My Email is screwing up, give me some time to fix it.

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Titan A.E.

Could you do a Direct IM connection?

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

screenname?

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

That'll take 2 days to transfer.

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"Bantha's are filthy animals.......I don't eat filthy animals."

"Laugh it up Fuzzball!"
-Han Solo

Yeah..if your on a 14.4k modem

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

Fifteen of Many <-- my AIM handle.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

To bad you all don't have Gmail!

Any luck with the e-mail, Cosmic?

Anyone else is still free to throw recordings my way.


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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

I will do, as soon as I can get this machine mic-happy.

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[ Massassiism ] [ Cynicism ] [ Fanaticism ]
Sell your soul for a cookie?

My email is screwed over, and I have no way to transfer it to this PC. I'd record it on here, but the Mic or software won't work.

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Titan A.E.

If I could only find my mic, I would do this for you. I've been told that i have a perfect voice for radio. I find that kind of odd considering my current job is inbound phone work for CitiBank, and my dream job is Standup comedy, that people reguard my voice as being so perfect for that.

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"I like my women how I like my coffee, in a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

I'd love to have the voices, then.

Look harder ;-)

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

Sent my contribution variation of sound manipulation.

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Try not, do; or do not.

Heh. Your the first person I've met who actually has vocal chords.
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(It's actually like a skin flap, not chords.)

so, what are you gonna do with em?

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Radio. I can't have my own voice on the intro/outro stuff.


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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.