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Need ideas... of the explosive type...

2006-06-16, 2:41 PM #1

deluxe_six

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I have a couple boxes of m-98 firecrackers and blowing up assorted fruits and vegetables has already become boring... What should I do with the rest of them?

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2006-06-16, 2:46 PM #2

Admiral Zarn

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*appears*
Did I hear someone mention explosives?! :ninja:

maybe take the powder and the fuses from them and make improvised mortars/cannon... that would be fun

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2006-06-16, 2:46 PM #3

Zloc_Vergo

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Manual through a ring of fire crackers. :ninja:

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2006-06-16, 2:53 PM #4

Tibby

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[QUOTE=Admiral Zarn]*appears*
Did I hear someone mention explosives?! :ninja:

maybe take the powder and the fuses from them and make improvised mortars/cannon... that would be fun :o[/QUOTE]
***W

2006-06-16, 2:59 PM #5

SithGhost

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First, steal Cazor's trebuchet. Second--,well, I think you know where I'm going with this.

2006-06-16, 2:59 PM #6

Baconfish

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Put a couple in a box, then duct tape it shut with another attached to the outside. Light the outside one for fun!

[Edit - or strap one to a coke bottle, and add fire and Mentos at the same time.]

nope.

2006-06-16, 3:26 PM #7

kyle90

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Explosives... ah yes, they are fun.

Find some chemical fertilizer (ammonium nitrate). Mix with motor oil. Put in coffee can. Use M-98 as detonator.

*NOTE* This may cause you to be labelled a terrorist.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and stand well back. WAY WAY WAY back.

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Stuff

2006-06-16, 3:30 PM #8

Jay

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I'm going to be a demolitionist!

2006-06-16, 3:32 PM #9

Sarn_Cadrill

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I'm gonna go with kyle90 or SithGhost on this one.

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2006-06-16, 3:33 PM #10

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Eat it.

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2006-06-16, 3:37 PM #11

Zloc_Vergo

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Damn, why did I think of that?

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2006-06-16, 3:38 PM #12

Baconfish

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Because you just read it.

nope.

2006-06-16, 3:41 PM #13

Zloc_Vergo

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1. Swallow (don't chew)
2. Wait
3. ???
4. Prosper!*

*Prospering may include hookers, large donations of money, and movie deals for being a stuntman if you eat a firecracker for them.

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2006-06-16, 3:43 PM #14

ECHOMAN

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"Dynamite planted"

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2006-06-16, 3:57 PM #15

Sarn_Cadrill

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Zloc, close.. but it's "profit" not "prosper"

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2006-06-16, 6:08 PM #16

RingMaster481

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Hold onto them until you're angry with someone. Then apply your resources. You'll thank me later.

2006-06-16, 7:09 PM #17

Impi

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

1. Swallow (don't chew)
2. Wait
3. ???
4. Prosper!*

*Prospering may include hookers, large donations of money, and movie deals for being a stuntman if you eat a firecracker for them.

You made a typo. It should be "large detonations of money".

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2006-06-16, 9:06 PM #18

Darkjedibob

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kyle90 wins :cool:

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2006-06-16, 10:15 PM #19

Uberslug

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Bury a bunch half an inch under the ground or something so that the fuses stick up. Then light them and run. See what happens.

EDIT:

Originally posted by kyle90:

and stand well back. WAY WAY WAY back.

Yeah, mushroom clouds tend to spread a bit.

2006-06-16, 11:25 PM #20

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Impi:

You made a typo. It should be "large detonations of money".

Ah, sorry. My bad.

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2006-06-16, 11:33 PM #21

Freelancer

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Originally posted by deluxe_six:

I have a couple boxes of m-98 firecrackers and blowing up assorted fruits and vegetables has already become boring...

Even watermelon? :O

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2006-06-17, 12:15 AM #22

Emon

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Originally posted by deluxe_six:

stuff

Wow, haven't seen you in like, five years. Weren't you on the Army TC project?

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