I do not want any more fighting. I've had enough ever since my left leg was busted for life.

I wasn't talking about physical violence.

Like grains of sand in an hour glass is, is so the Massassi of our lives...

What did you mean then?

I just mean that the whole thing will be a lot of chaos and will flame out really fast.

I think he means you're going to get her pregnant and she's gonna get an abortion and freak out and tell everybody all about everything and then probably some other stuff will happen.

-I dunno.

I'll probably make a lot of enemies.

Noooo.... I haven't got any girl pregnant as of this date. I take way too many precautions, even though the chance exists, but its nearly impossible.

You're wearing multiple layers of rubber?

:psykokwak:

I won't mention all the things that I do, because I don't know how to state it any other way than vulgalry, and even if formaly stated, it would still be offensable(to some).

Got yer tubes tied, then?
I'm thinking of having it done.
It's just simply barbaric when people refer to it as "snip snip".
Imagine how popular you'd be.
Y'know... except for the whole STD thing...

-It's like they say, 100% juice, no seeds.

**** NO! I'm not that crazy.

>_<

LOL, can we get back on topic. Soooo... WHAT should I do?

Seriuously, walk away from the whole thing and don't look back. Not that you'll do that.

Actually... I've done that alot, but what that girl and I did can't be erased, and well... walking away isn't a real manly thing to do. I'll probably end up doing it anyways.

If being "manly" is the main basis for making your decisions, you're in for trouble. A "man" does the right thing. He doesn't puff out his chest.

Dude, Gold doesn't have fallopian tubes. Those are for girls.

Uberslug you are just perpetuating sexist stereotypes

I'm sorry ma'am.

This is the best Gold thread to DATE. I swear, we need a whole forum for this stuff to be in guys.


THIS ONE IS EPIC

Just becasue of all the "manliness" and stuff Gold's trying to prove to us he has.

I miss the days when the only thread about some dude's weird girl problems was the one about Destructor and his very quickly developed lady friend...

That was actually my first thought too.

And Gold, why don't you just $gang_joke or $martial_arts_joke.

Hahahahaha

That's a risk you take when you run in a Mexican ninja kung fu gang.

TO THE MAX

Actually, a Vasectomy is a minimally invasive surgery (which I take to mean "as un-invasive as we can be when we go in through your pee-hole) and, as far as I know, and Wiki backs me up on this, it's reversible.
I actually got the idea when watching the oft-neglected last few seasons of Suddenly Susan (after the funny guy killed himself). In one episode, Susan believes she might be pregnant, a hope dashed when her long-term might-be-the-one boyfriend reveals he underwent a vasectomy when he was 14.

Later in the episode he has the vasectomy reversed. Amazing.
Gold, perhaps you thought I meant Castration. Castration involves the removal of the genitals. Vasectomies involve... and I'm going off very sketchy memories of numerous sitcoms as well as health classes throughout the ages... (and a few glances at wikipedia which eventually surrendered its knowledge of the procedure on the sterilization page) uh... they go in through the urethra and snip the tube, the vasa deferentia, that adds sperm into the semen, then ties it off, hence the "tubes tied" remark earlier, as it's basically a smaller-scale tubal ligation (when a woman gets her "tubes tied") with less mess and fuss and mortal peril.
I have actually thought about getting one. Not now, but in the future, when I get married and have a few kids, or maybe if the reversal procedure becomes more properly understood, in which case it would be like a long-term condom with a better success rate (100%) in the prevention of pregnancy.
Of course, they're "close" to a male contraceptive pill, which initially sounds nice but will likely have castration-like side-effects, as such a thing would basically be a milder version of chemical castration, a procedure already in practice.
I'm having crazy visions of "That Yellow *******" suddenly.
Anyways, Gold, if yer gonna leap from bed to bed of underage latinas with scary boyfriends between kung-fu gangwars, I suggest investing in some better protection than condoms or, god help us, coitus interruptus (skeeting), which does not in fact reduce the chance of pregnancy by any statistically significant margin. But if you've got your love glove on and she's on the pill (or using a female condom) then you've got a statistically satisfactory chance of not popping a bun in her oven.
Or getting the herpes.
You know, I recall our health teacher demonstrating the use of a female condom for us. It was hillarious... I just realized that that first sentence could be taken incorrectly, I mean she showed one to us and demonstrated how it is fitted using her hands. There was no nudity involved, except for a sketchy and crude drawing on the board that she used to illustrate the... uh... shape it takes when properly applied.

-And this pic reminds me of Gold.

slice your wrists.

Silly kids being in "love"...

Kids claim they are in "love". Two weeks later they break up and then it's "BUT EYE LOVE HAR!". Then they drink a warm glass of milk, fall asleep, and the next day they play gamecube all day and forget all about their "love".

Aren't you a Jehova's witness ontop of all this? What does god think of all this sleeping around, gangs, and fighting?

God is watching the Power Puff Girls.

General misconception that I've tried to clarify. I am NOT a Witness, because of some difference of opinion on some subjects, not related to this thread, I do however, defend various of their beliefs, even if I myself do not follow such beliefs. Complicated, but it has its purpose.

Needs a better caption....

"ITS GOLD TIME"

is better

WHY did you quote the whole post? Why not just the bit at the bottom?

To lazy

gtfo

Dude, read your book...

...what?

Jarl, I'm pretty sure they don't go through the urethra. The operation takes only about 30 minutes, and going that route is a little bit...impractical.

I just assumed it was urethral. I was recently going to have some kidney surgery (dodged that bullet thank god) and it was gonna be urethral.

-But it might not be. Could just be a scrotal incision.