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Umm... nice hair?
2004-06-22, 7:33 PM #1
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040621/481/han10106211033&e=5

I don't know about you but it seems to be his secret is to mash large piles of human feces into his hair.

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2004-06-22, 7:35 PM #2
You gotta be f***ing kidding... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]



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2004-06-22, 7:37 PM #3
That is freaking sick.
2004-06-22, 7:42 PM #4
Hay has not had his hair cut for 31 years.

apparently he also hasn't washed it in that long... but when your hair IS THAT LONG it would have to take most of the day just to wash it...

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2004-06-22, 8:11 PM #5
Why would you want hair that long anyway?!? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-06-22, 8:59 PM #6
Long hair looks good.

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2004-06-22, 9:01 PM #7
That's not half as freaky as the guy with the longest fingernails!

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2004-06-22, 9:39 PM #8
Well, we can tell who's been using Rogaine.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-22, 9:55 PM #9
...Why?

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2004-06-22, 11:00 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
...Why?

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Because he can, which is the horrible argument so many people use when they do equally stupid things

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2004-06-22, 11:01 PM #11
mines better :P

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2004-06-23, 4:17 AM #12
Its a fake.

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2004-06-23, 4:46 AM #13
Looks like a giant turd...
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2004-06-23, 5:18 AM #14
I'll bet he hates birds. I mean look at that thing, does it not look like it could be a perfect nest? I'll bet he's got big lice problems too.
2004-06-23, 6:52 AM #15
...and big problems of people trying to put him in the toilet or something else you do to terds walking around on the street.

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2004-06-23, 6:56 AM #16
We should join up our resources and go over there and cut it in his sleep.

Seriously... I'm growing my hair out but...

(I'll show you guys a pic once it's to a decent length, btw)

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2004-06-23, 6:56 AM #17
[http://morto.dyndns.org/mortjournal2.jpg]
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2004-06-23, 6:57 AM #18
I say we turn it into the world's largest afro.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-23, 6:57 AM #19
ew...

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2004-06-23, 7:28 AM #20
I'm growing my hair out. It's funny. This girl who came to one of my concerts in April and hadnt really seen me since was like "Didnt you used to have really short hair?" and so it's gotten a lot longer in 2 months. I'm waiting to see how it'll look when it's longer. Probably wont like it.

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2004-06-23, 7:57 AM #21
The guiness book of records used to be for real accomplishments, not for nasty stuff like this.



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2004-06-23, 8:25 AM #22
I wonder if the hair has an ecosystem in it.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
The guiness book of records used to be for real accomplishments, not for nasty stuff like this.
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When did they do that?

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2004-06-23, 10:27 AM #23
No, it really never was. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

It was just to settle arguments in pubs and taverns.
And I figure when you're totally wankered you're more likely to care about who's got the longest hair, or who has the longest fingernails, and not the first woman on mount Everest. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
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2004-06-23, 11:37 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">He last had it washed six years ago, the paper said.</font>
Um... EEEWWWWWW!!!
My hair becomes a greasy mess from not washing it for one day.

I bet he has fleas, too.

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2004-06-23, 11:51 AM #25
****ING AWESOME. One huge dreadlock.

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2004-06-23, 11:58 AM #26
6 years ago? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif] That explains why it looks really gross (hardy even looks like hair anymore)...

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2004-06-23, 12:01 PM #27
If I had hair like that i'd split it into two and pretend I was a twi'lek.

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2004-06-23, 12:12 PM #28
I wonder what's living in there?

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2004-06-23, 2:26 PM #29
Vietnamese revolutionaries.

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2004-06-23, 2:41 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
If I had hair like that i'd split it into two and pretend I was a twi'lek.

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That got a true 'lol' from me.

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2004-06-24, 2:04 AM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
I'm growing my hair out. It's funny. This girl who came to one of my concerts in April and hadnt really seen me since was like "Didnt you used to have really short hair?" and so it's gotten a lot longer in 2 months. I'm waiting to see how it'll look when it's longer. Probably wont like it.

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