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Am I gay?

2006-06-17, 6:36 PM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

If I have been enjoying Lazy Town songs?

Bing bang digidigedong funny words that take you dancing dancing!

Bing bang digidigedong funny words that don't mean anythinnngggggg!

Get on up its time to dance ya!!!!!!!!!!!

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2006-06-17, 6:39 PM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

You were always gay on the inside Jep

2006-06-17, 6:39 PM #3

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Does that make me Gay Pee Pee Socks?

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2006-06-17, 6:40 PM #4

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

It is nothing to be ashamed of

Now then, the best thing is to dub in NWA songs over Lazytown videos

That is the bestest

2006-06-17, 6:41 PM #5

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Who says I'm ashamed?

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2006-06-17, 6:43 PM #6

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

This is a day we've long wait for.

Either that or Jepman broke into the liquor cabinet again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-06-17, 6:44 PM #7

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Jepman:

Who says I'm ashamed?

says so

2006-06-17, 6:44 PM #8

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Oh damn..now he'll never get of the Mantrain.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-17, 6:44 PM #9

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Nevermind, this ungayed me:

Attachment: 12482/232242981_l.jpg (104,687 bytes)

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2006-06-17, 6:45 PM #10

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

I'm pretty sure that could straigten a circle.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-06-17, 6:46 PM #11

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I didn't find that picture attractive. It just...doesn't appeal to me. In no way shape or form. Am I gay even though I still love the Jewel Staite gif?

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-17, 6:47 PM #12

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

I didn't find that picture attractive. It just...doesn't appeal to me. In no way shape or form. Am I gay even though I still love the Jewel Staite gif?

Its ok, you're just thirteen. You don't understand what lips can do to a man at your age. Don't worry.

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2006-06-17, 6:48 PM #13

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

She looks like a clown, considering how much lipstick she has past her actual lips and how gross her nails are.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be a fat, hairy man.

ZOMG GIRL. BONER.

"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

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2006-06-17, 6:48 PM #14

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

Originally posted by Jepman:

Its ok, you're just thirteen. You don't understand what lips can do to a man at your age. Don't worry.

That's no lip. That's a space station.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-06-17, 6:49 PM #15

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Jepman:

Its ok, you're just thirteen. You don't understand what lips can do to a man at your age. Don't worry.

You mean besides the fact that it looks like her upper lip is bleeding?

2006-06-17, 6:51 PM #16

Rerun

The first time was better.

Posts: 148

Well that probably depends where that blood came from...

Jep should post more pictures, just so we can make sure he isn't gay.

2006-06-17, 6:51 PM #17

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

These are bleeding lips.

Attachment: 12484/knife.jpg (146,444 bytes)

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2006-06-17, 6:54 PM #18

Rerun

The first time was better.

Posts: 148

Not quite what I was looking for. I can deal with the knife, but the banana is just wrong.

2006-06-17, 6:54 PM #19

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Jepman:

Its ok, you're just thirteen. You don't understand what lips can do to a man at your age. Don't worry.

Or DO I..?!?! The plot thickens...

Seriously, I find that picture unattractive in every way. I looked at the picture for about a 30 seconds, and nothing happened. She looks like she's going to try and rip her face off with her fingernails. Bah, I'll go find a real attractive picture in a minute if I don't play Warcraft.

Edit: Second Picture > First. I'll close google images now, nothing to prove.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-17, 6:56 PM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

I like long nails. They make sex rougher and more fun.

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2006-06-17, 6:56 PM #21

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

This thread is lost. Happy hunting (where's that blackhole pic when you need it).

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-06-17, 6:57 PM #22

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Jepman:

I like long nails. They make sex rougher and more fun.

Never engaging in sex thus far in my life, I'll stray clear of long nails in photos.

Movies are better anyway. :ninja:

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2006-06-17, 6:59 PM #23

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Like this movie?

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2006-06-17, 7:01 PM #24

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

YES...YEEEEEEES....GODS YES!

*Shuts door, dims lights, cracks knuckles and begins clicking through all the lazytown movies*

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2006-06-17, 7:03 PM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I can actually do this dance. Wheee!

Maybe I should record myself.

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2006-06-17, 7:04 PM #26

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Uh...no. I'd..rather you didn't. That might eh...might make it harder to concentrate on the tasks at hand.

Like waiting on MSN listening to music waiting for Uberslug to get back on.

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2006-06-17, 7:07 PM #27

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Uh...no. I'd..rather you didn't. That might eh...might make it harder and a task in my hand.

Fixed

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2006-06-17, 7:21 PM #28

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Originally posted by Jepman:

The short answer is....

Yes.

2006-06-17, 7:25 PM #29

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Jepman:

These are bleeding lips.

ew.

not to be ironic or nothing

but seriously.

Yuch.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-06-18, 12:03 AM #30

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Old news.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-06-18, 12:22 AM #31

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

This thread needs a poll.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-06-18, 1:19 AM #32

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Originally posted by Jepman:

I like long nails. They make sex rougher and more fun.

For a girl, having sex with someone with long nails can be kinda dangerous

And liking Lazytown songs doesn't mean you're gay, it means you're completely deranged

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2006-06-18, 6:06 AM #33

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Originally posted by Jepman:

Like this movie?

Is it wrong that I enjoyed watching that? I mean... not in a perverse way... but like a happy clappy way. I think it was the music. btw, that girl does NOT look 15.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2006-06-18, 6:12 AM #34

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

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It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!

^_____________^

2006-06-18, 6:20 AM #35

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Oxyonagon:

Is it wrong that I enjoyed watching that? I mean... not in a perverse way... but like a happy clappy way. I think it was the music. btw, that girl does NOT look 15.

Well thats because over sized head mop and the oversized shoes. If you compare her to the dude that comes up dancing with her, she looks huge lol

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2006-06-18, 6:29 AM #36

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Oi!

You'd better be gay Jep or I'm leaving you!

2006-06-18, 6:57 AM #37

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Martyn:

Oi!

You'd better be gay Jep or I'm leaving you!

I'm gay again!

ALL ON BOARD THE MANTRAIN!

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2006-06-18, 7:40 AM #38

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

WOO WOO!

2006-06-18, 9:37 PM #39

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

I don't know about Jepman being gay but he sure is one horny rabbit.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-06-18, 9:38 PM #40

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Rabbits can't be gay.

So that means Jep is straight, but deranged indeed.

"It's time to make a cake!

You know you can't be lazy!"